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(The Chap)   Trouser Semaphore: For communication in noisy places   (thechapmagazine.com) divider line 55
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2003-09-30 06:43:29 AM  
Uhm, no.
 
2003-09-30 06:46:43 AM  
Truly enlightening.
 
lbn
2003-09-30 06:47:28 AM  
I'm sempahoring in my trousers right now.
 
2003-09-30 06:50:08 AM  
My trousers houses my silent partner.
 
2003-09-30 06:55:10 AM  
So what happens if you get an infinite number of Michael Flateley's with an infinite number of trousers?
 
2003-09-30 06:55:49 AM  
THe article doesn't mention that men can add accents over the vowels.
 
2003-09-30 06:56:47 AM  
I guess the penis can be used for acutes and circumflexes
 
2003-09-30 06:57:11 AM  
Amusing?
 
2003-09-30 06:57:27 AM  
It's faster and easier to use Morse code, even using the same equipment. Just control your flow rate so that the receiver can differentiate the dots and dashes, and keep your messages short so you won't run out of urine.
 
2003-09-30 07:01:08 AM  













 
2003-09-30 07:01:59 AM  
This is news?....Can you hear me now?..sorry,had to.
 
2003-09-30 07:03:50 AM  
Spoofman...You are making my head hurt,it's way to early...
 
2003-09-30 07:05:02 AM  
Cat in the hat? The perfect opportunity to write someting totally sick and depraved on FARK, and get away with it, and you write cat in the hat?
 
2003-09-30 07:09:01 AM  
Spoofman_v2.0,

You forgot:

 
2003-09-30 07:09:52 AM  



 
2003-09-30 07:13:20 AM  
STOP! STOP,damn you!
 
2003-09-30 07:13:21 AM  
Please! I need something to distract me from work
 
2003-09-30 07:15:14 AM  
Cormee:- Stand up and spell out "the boss is a twat" in trouser semaphore.
 
2003-09-30 07:17:20 AM  
I was going to write an amusing sentence in trouser semaphore but there's no 'u'. I give up.
 
2003-09-30 07:20:26 AM  
There's no space either. I assume that second "T" must actually be the "U", so go ahead.
 
2003-09-30 07:22:40 AM  
Same here binnster - Regarding Jay_Vee's suggestion everything I want to say to my boss involves an F word
 
2003-09-30 07:23:55 AM  
No better way to earn the respect of my co-workers. Especially on clothing-optional-Fridays
 
2003-09-30 07:34:38 AM  
<OT>
Why won't Fark accept links to Ananova any more?
</OT>
 
2003-09-30 07:44:16 AM  
'Any more'? Fark gave up accepting ananova links about 2 years ago.
 
2003-09-30 08:07:58 AM  
Sir, may I compliment you on the crease in your trousers and the spring in your step.
 
2003-09-30 08:16:14 AM  
Ah, The Chap. An attempt to mix Jeeves & Wooster with Post Modernism. I recommend www.lileks.com for a more incredulous take on the 50's.
 
2003-09-30 08:28:04 AM  
Yamara wins!
 
2003-09-30 08:31:29 AM  
Bwahahahahaha . . . great stuff.
 
2003-09-30 08:38:38 AM  
Cormee, sorry, I've been in the jungle for the last two years.
 
2003-09-30 08:55:48 AM  
PANTS.
 
2003-09-30 09:15:32 AM  
I share an office with 6 Israelis who seem unable to discuss anything at a reasonable volume level. I often wonder if they really need that farkin' phone on their desk. This will make communication amongst the rest of us a breeze.
 
2003-09-30 09:20:00 AM  
I'll bite, gusto. Long story short, Ananova was copying content from Fark without saying where it came from. Identical headlines and such.
 
2003-09-30 09:21:07 AM  
How does this work for Sponge Bob?
 
2003-09-30 10:09:42 AM  
Sorry I'm late...
What'd I do now???
 
2003-09-30 10:12:08 AM  
Ahha! Something that finally proves that Riverdance is full of hidden subliminal messages!
 
2003-09-30 10:13:31 AM  
/me gets to work on trouser semaphore perl script
 
2003-09-30 10:41:51 AM  
Cormee

Fantabulous!
 
2003-09-30 10:50:26 AM  
I guess if you were wearing a long skirt you'd be mumbling.
 
2003-09-30 10:54:32 AM  
Why wont Fark accept any links from ME anymore?
 
2003-09-30 11:00:31 AM  
Unfetchable my arse:

 
2003-09-30 11:04:27 AM  
Is this like a trouser mutex? Unfortunately I have one of those... only lets one woman into my pants at the same time.
 
2003-09-30 11:17:20 AM  
Deadlock in your pants? Try the new trouser semaphore!
 
2003-09-30 11:49:19 AM  
Oddly, if you do 'The Electric Slide', it spells out 'Disco is going to die.'
 
2003-09-30 11:54:08 AM  
Why don't they just use sign language. It only involves hands, and not the whole body. Besides if you are in that crowded a room nobody can see your pants anyway.

/The lack of logic is astounding.
 
2003-09-30 12:01:26 PM  
I prefer trouser snake charming by nubile young lovelies.
 
2003-09-30 12:01:37 PM  


















 
2003-09-30 12:03:22 PM  
Why don't they just use sign language. It only involves hands, and not the whole body. Besides if you are in that crowded a room nobody can see your pants anyway.

Irrefutable proof that there are too many engineers and not enough artists on Fark.
 
2003-09-30 12:21:22 PM  



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2003-09-30 12:27:48 PM  
Incredibly geh
 
2003-09-30 12:43:38 PM  
So, are you guys asking for a beer, or are you just happy to see me?
 
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