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TheOmni

2011-10-25 11:07:09 PM

I like how the non-Kellog's Toasted Corn Flakes are actually named Substitute.

Kuoxasar

2011-10-26 12:00:10 AM

Back in MY day, we didn't have no fancy-schmancy Substitute Flakes! We had Coal Flakes! We ate whatever coal was left on our clothes when we left the mine! And our parents wouldn't let us leave the table until our clothes were clean! And we liked it, weeeeeeeeeee loved it!

plushpuppy

2011-10-26 12:01:18 AM

TheOmni: I like how the non-Kellog's Toasted Corn Flakes are actually named Substitute.

Did you just copy the comment from the article or did you feel the need to make the same comment twice? Attention starved?

Mr. Potatoass

2011-10-26 12:02:59 AM

Coonts have been a problem since time immemorial.

Warchild

2011-10-26 12:09:22 AM

biatch loves her Kellogg's Corn Flakes.

sexy-fetus

2011-10-26 12:14:31 AM

plushpuppy: TheOmni: I like how the non-Kellog's Toasted Corn Flakes are actually named Substitute.

Did you just copy the comment from the article or did you feel the need to make the same comment twice? Attention starved?

Perhaps he just ignored the comments on the site like most people? If you really want to question who's attention starved I'd look at the person attacking someone for something as mundane as 2 people making a similar observation.

bingethinker

2011-10-26 12:15:10 AM

Kellogg's Corn Flakes: favorite cereal of psychotic fat broads.

emotion_lotion

2011-10-26 12:18:45 AM

is it wrong that I have a chubby ?

Harry_Seldon

2011-10-26 12:20:44 AM

2chris2

2011-10-26 12:29:43 AM

Do Kellogg's corn flakes still keep you from masturbating?

Mr. Potatoass

2011-10-26 12:45:46 AM

2chris2: Do Kellogg's corn flakes still keep you from masturbating?

Yeah, but you have to sniff the box first.

urban.derelict

2011-10-26 12:58:54 AM

2chris2: Do Kellogg's corn flakes still keep you from masturbating?

FUNFACT: Kellogg (I forget his first name atm) had an unnatural fixation of the supposed fact (to him) that anything enjoyable was evil and bad, and therefore, developed Corn Flakes to be atrocious, to provide you only with nutrients your body supposedly needed, while making it taste like sh*t.

/the more you know

Bathia_Mapes

2011-10-26 01:42:14 AM

Biatch is a budding cereal killer.

GentlemanJ

2011-10-26 02:51:17 AM

Kuoxasar: Back in MY day, we didn't have no fancy-schmancy Substitute Flakes! We had Coal Flakes! We ate whatever coal was left on our clothes when we left the mine! And our parents wouldn't let us leave the table until our clothes were clean! And we liked it, weeeeeeeeeee loved it!

Luxury! When I was a child, our father would skin us alive with a rusty butter knife and force us to eat the lice from our hair before sending us to work naked and bleeding in the salt mines!

DjangoStonereaver

2011-10-26 06:52:16 AM

TheOmni: I like how the non-Kellog's Toasted Corn Flakes are actually named Substitute.

media.thewho.com

"So do we."

ThisSideofSteinway

2011-10-26 07:34:06 AM

Why is it that Kellogg's seem to believe that we'll all have psychotic episodes if we can't get their cereals on any day in particular?

Gotta have my Pops! (new window)

Monkeyhouse Zendo

2011-10-26 07:47:10 AM

Drink Coke

RedVentrue

2011-10-26 10:46:50 AM

urban.derelict: 2chris2: Do Kellogg's corn flakes still keep you from masturbating?

FUNFACT: Kellogg (I forget his first name atm) had an unnatural fixation of the supposed fact (to him) that anything enjoyable was evil and bad, and therefore, developed Corn Flakes to be atrocious, to provide you only with nutrients your body supposedly needed, while making it taste like sh*t.

/the more you know

Yeah, but his yogurt colonics tased wonderful!

RoosterCogburn

2011-10-26 11:22:44 AM

ThisSideofSteinway: Why is it that Kellogg's seem to believe that we'll all have psychotic episodes if we can't get their cereals on any day in particular?

Gotta have my Pops! (new window)

cenlamar.files.wordpress.com

Its like chocolate covered crack rocks that tell me what to do.

dryknife

2011-10-26 12:19:00 PM

2chris2: Do Kellogg's corn flakes still keep you from masturbating?

If you use them instead of lotion.

jboy

2011-10-26 12:27:59 PM

RedVentrue: urban.derelict: 2chris2: Do Kellogg's corn flakes still keep you from masturbating?

FUNFACT: Kellogg (I forget his first name atm) had an unnatural fixation of the supposed fact (to him) that anything enjoyable was evil and bad, and therefore, developed Corn Flakes to be atrocious, to provide you only with nutrients your body supposedly needed, while making it taste like sh*t.

/the more you know

Yeah, but his yogurt colonics tased wonderful!

dryknife: 2chris2: Do Kellogg's corn flakes still keep you from masturbating?

If you use them instead of lotion.

I think you folks are confusing Kellogg with Sylvester Graham, inventor of the Graham cracker (new window) But they're both religious crazies.

Enema Man

2011-10-26 12:36:50 PM

Part of a mentally unbalanced breakfast.

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