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(Geekosystem) Interesting To the left, a cool story about a one-armed guy who had his cellphone implanted in his prosthetic arm. To the right, every gadget that Farkers would want in -their- prosthetic arms   (geekosystem.com) divider line 85
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timujin [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 08:36:41 PM
fleshlight
 
yogaFLAME [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:15:03 PM
Lasers.
 
Roook [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:15:55 PM
I'd like to be able to load cans of beer in the arm like a pez dispenser.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:37:26 PM
grenade launcher
 
ds_4815
2011-10-25 09:46:13 PM
nastyhobbit.org
 
Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:49:08 PM
Cellphone!
 
russlar
2011-10-25 09:49:28 PM
timujin: fleshlight

Top of the thread. Fark does not disappoint
 
somemoron
2011-10-25 09:53:54 PM
I'd like one of those blades like Jensen has in Deus Ex - Human Revolution. It's for the best that I can't.

\Also, could be awkward if it accidentally extended at an... unfortunate... moment of intimacy.
 
maxximillian
2011-10-25 09:55:03 PM
Stay classy apple?
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2011-10-25 09:55:11 PM
That's handy.
/That's what they call cell phones in Germany.
//No joke.
 
Podmore [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:55:34 PM
www.flippersitedeveloper.com
 
Rozotorical
2011-10-25 09:55:51 PM
Cat skull.

What?
 
Get Lost
2011-10-25 09:56:42 PM
Orgazmorator
i.imgur.com
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:59:00 PM
Get Lost: Orgazmorator
[i.imgur.com image 240x177]

Better than gettin' your hand all tired and shiat.
 
But Wait There's More [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 10:01:16 PM
dfphotography.files.wordpress.com
 
Nothing_Happens
2011-10-25 10:02:21 PM
HandSolo (new window)

Check out the HandSolo
 
Farty McPooPants
2011-10-25 10:14:27 PM
roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com
 
coachwdb
2011-10-25 10:18:37 PM
www.thestrong.org
 
way south
2011-10-25 10:19:17 PM
timujin: fleshlight

Well you had to go and take the easy one, didn't you?
 
Marine1
2011-10-25 10:20:50 PM
bikehugger.com

A lazor cannon... to crush those who disobey me.

/lazor
 
FastJeff
2011-10-25 10:25:27 PM
Well, I'd like a bucket on one side and a bullhorn on the other.
 
iron_city_ap
2011-10-25 10:28:53 PM
I'd just have it turned into a giant flask
 
albuquerquehalsey
2011-10-25 10:31:42 PM
An organic muscular, circulatory and nervous system.
 
Kabukiman
2011-10-25 10:33:42 PM
Coachwdb......You magnificent B@$tard....I Loved JJ Arms !!!!!! Kudos to you !
 
wildcardjack
2011-10-25 10:39:04 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
Jaymi77
2011-10-25 10:41:09 PM
static.gamesradar.com
 
caperbear
2011-10-25 10:45:59 PM
www.adherents.com

something that can stop a man without fear...
 
Bahumat
2011-10-25 10:48:25 PM
Done in one.
 
Tyrone Slothrop
2011-10-25 10:56:41 PM
And to the front, it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
 
jdcgonzalez
2011-10-25 10:56:58 PM
I would rather have my arm back. If not that, sign me up with jaylectricity and gimme a grenade launcher.
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 11:00:11 PM
I'm less interested in a prosthetic arm and more into a prosthetic forehead on my real head.

/throw the crib door wide
 
FuturePastNow
2011-10-25 11:03:58 PM
I don't want a phone implanted in my arm. I want it implanted in my skull.

Wrap the antenna around my spine. Splice the video output into my optic nerve. Attach the "speaker" to the bone behind my ear and embed the "microphone" in my vocal chords. Power it all with excess calories.
 
UsikFark
2011-10-25 11:04:12 PM
A barking dog's head that shoots bees out of its mouth. Or maybe some ports, I'm thinking DVI, Ethernet, USB 3.0, and two expansion slots.
 
HMS_Blinkin
2011-10-25 11:08:27 PM
A fleshlight with lasers AND a smartphone dock.
 
Bio-nic [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 11:10:48 PM
images.wikia.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
pizen [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 11:12:15 PM
Grappling gun

upload.wikimedia.org
 
Kar98
2011-10-25 11:19:59 PM
yogaFLAME: Lasers.

Laser-eye surgery.
 
Mr. Potatoass
2011-10-25 11:32:06 PM
A slot machine.
 
rmify
2011-10-25 11:33:27 PM
lube dispenser
 
dababler
2011-10-25 11:34:46 PM
my fleshlight....
 
MrEricSir
2011-10-25 11:44:10 PM
somemoron: I'd like one of those blades like Jensen has in Deus Ex - Human Revolution. It's for the best that I can't.

\Also, could be awkward if it accidentally extended at an... unfortunate... moment of intimacy.

It would happen a lot while you were typing -- every time you hit the Q key, in fact.
 
Genju
2011-10-25 11:48:26 PM
Chainsaw hand.
 
SapperInTexas
2011-10-25 11:50:56 PM
Has anyone said fleshlight yet?
 
Krieghund [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 12:02:21 AM
Nothing_Happens: (new window)



2.bp.blogspot.com
 
LOGINGOESHERE
2011-10-26 12:07:24 AM
timujin: fleshlight

done in one
 
Snapper Carr
2011-10-26 12:14:53 AM
Since Ashe has been covered

i1127.photobucket.com
 
Endrick [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 12:15:50 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
2011-10-26 12:22:07 AM
www.robotvsbadger.com
 
RatMaster999
2011-10-26 12:26:31 AM
images.totalscifionline.com
 
Whatthefark
2011-10-26 01:21:28 AM
img265.imageshack.us
 
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