I dressed as Tucker Carlson for one Halloween. I wore a bowtie and, to hammer the point home, wrote "DICK" on my head.

Everyone thought I was Pee Wee Herman.

Quite the reception for Abramoff, especially from Carlson - who once said he'd be cheering when Abramoff and company were sent to prison, calling them "creeps" who conservatives shouldn't defend because "what they did was wrong and it violated conservative principles."
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"I'm doing it because I hate pile-ons," Carlson wrote. "I can't stand to listen to one more self-righteous windbag denounce him as evil when, as anyone who lives here knows, what he did is hardly out of the ordinary for Washington."

Tucker Carlson, ladies and gentleman - bow-tied hypocrite to some, political prostitute for you! (For the right price, of course.)

Guess he realized they have so much in common.

Cake Hunter: No offense to anyone here who may have that name, but I've always found that you can't trust a Tucker. It's the goddamndest thing, but it's worked out that way every time.


Would like a word...

Will there cake and hats? Because I'm not coming without hats!

PS I'm not really coming. All this ecstasy prevents an orgasm.

It's good news when assholes hang out together.

That means that there are 2 normal people that aren't hanging out with them and catching their disease.

Mmmmmmm, taint.

Can you imagine what an insufferable douche this guy must have been during high school and college?

hubiestubert: cameroncrazy1984: In other words, Tucker Carlson is for sale.

Um, pretty much his entire career has been that...

The question is, will TDS deign to notice this particular bit of hypocrisy.

That's a stupid question. Didn't you know that TDS steals ALL their material from Fark?

Dahnkster: [www.tarfumes.com image 315x500]

Mmmmmmm, taint.

LOL.. I keep thinking that headline would be way awesomer if they used the word wipe as opposed to scrub. Either way though, that is a nice find!

The Dog Ate My Homework: Can you imagine what an insufferable douche this guy must have been during high school and college?

There was an episode of "This American Life" where the narrator talked about how he was bullied by a grade "A" jerk in high school. The bully was your typical muscle bound weight lifter than got a kick out of picking on the skinny kids that could never really fight back.

As it turned out the bully the narrator was talking about was Jack Abramoff during his high school days so that might make it easier for people to imagine what kind.

cameroncrazy1984: Also, is it any surprise that the book is being published by the industry-leader in derp, WND?

Look for the asterisk next to the title on the NY Times book list.

Douchiest douchebag that ever douched douche. I hate douche.

If Tucker Carlson and Abram were in the same room, would Tucker jack Abram off?

Cake Hunter: No offense to anyone here who may have that name, but I've always found that you can't trust a Tucker. It's the goddamndest thing, but it's worked out that way every time.

The only Tucker I've known personally was a total doosh.

/Tucker McElroy seemed pretty cool. I like Winnebagos.

Satanic_Hamster: hubiestubert: cameroncrazy1984: In other words, Tucker Carlson is for sale.

Um, pretty much his entire career has been that...

The question is, will TDS deign to notice this particular bit of hypocrisy.

That's a stupid question. Didn't you know that TDS steals ALL their material from Fark?

I take that as a point of pride. And you just *know* Colbert (or someone on his staff) is a Fark lurker.

In Tucker's defense he is a trust fund douchebag shill with no integrity.

The Dog Ate My Homework: Can you imagine what an insufferable douche this guy must have been during high school and college?

Which one? Carlson or Abramoff?

I would go with both.

So is this going to be a how-to book on scamming native Americans or as I believe he referred to them "troglodytes"?

hubiestubert: cameroncrazy1984: In other words, Tucker Carlson is for sale.

Um, pretty much his entire career has been that...

The question is, will TDS deign to notice this particular bit of hypocrisy.

Why would they bother? Tucker Carlson doesn't stand out from the rest of the media-hobo crowd.

Since the middle of yesterday:

13 politics greenlights from far-left whack-job sites (Kos 2, Mother Jones 1, Raw Story 1, and TPM 9).

16 greenlights from all other sources, only one of which could be reasonably considered right-of-center.

No wonder the PITA was abandoned with the redesign.

Yukon Callmeal: 13 politics greenlights from far-left whack-job sites (Kos 2, Mother Jones 1, Raw Story 1, and TPM 9).

16 greenlights from all other sources, only one of which could be reasonably considered right-of-center.

Right wing sources have long ago stopped trying to make sense - they only try to spin the biggest lies that while not making sense they think their base might believe. Plus there is the Republican primary clown show. Does anybody but the paid or insane really support any of those jokers?

Yukon Callmeal: Since the middle of yesterday:

13 politics greenlights from far-left whack-job sites (Kos 2, Mother Jones 1, Raw Story 1, and TPM 9).

16 greenlights from all other sources, only one of which could be reasonably considered right-of-center.

No wonder the PITA was abandoned with the redesign.

With ironclad bias like that... So vote Republican?

Bloody William: I dressed as Tucker Carlson for one Halloween. I wore a bowtie and, to hammer the point home, wrote "DICK" on my head.

Everyone thought I was Pee Wee Herman.

At least you came off as the less creepy of the two

Ed Finnerty: Tucker Carlson in a Snuggie.

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His argument is invalid.


that's IT - snuggies are officially no longer cool.

Yukon Callmeal: Since the middle of yesterday:

13 politics greenlights from far-left whack-job sites (Kos 2, Mother Jones 1, Raw Story 1, and TPM 9).

16 greenlights from all other sources, only one of which could be reasonably considered right-of-center.

No wonder the PITA was abandoned with the redesign.

Hey, you find a right wing site that hasn't gone full retard and even I'll chip in to try and get it greenlit.

Yukon Callmeal: Since the middle of yesterday:

13 politics greenlights from far-left whack-job sites (Kos 2, Mother Jones 1, Raw Story 1, and TPM 9).

16 greenlights from all other sources, only one of which could be reasonably considered right-of-center.

No wonder the PITA was abandoned with the redesign.

here's a song to make it all better boopsie.

Yukon Callmeal: No wonder the PITA was abandoned with the redesign.

Ha! Thanks for telling me.. I'm here pretty much every day, and I didn't even notice that stupid thing was gone.

Sabyen91: Poor guy. You didn't get your green?

Unlike OWS types, I get my green every pay day.

Yukon Callmeal: Sabyen91: Poor guy. You didn't get your green?

Unlike OWS types, I get my green every pay day.

You are so brave. Those OWS scumbags who are too lazy to get jobs that the 1% are too lazy to create, you showed them.