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(Live Science) Interesting Premature orgasm affects women...ohh, OHH GOD...too, study suggests   (livescience.com) divider line 184
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dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 05:11:05 PM
Yeah, I imagine it would be a big problem, considering when it happens, women lose their erections right afterwards and can't continue thrusting long enough to satisfy their man. Because there's nothing more unsexy than a flaccid vagina.

Oh, wait...I meant "Bullshiat". You know what Mrs. Love Zombie calls the time right after she has an orgasm? Time for me to start seriously railing the ever lovin' out of her. There ain't no "oh, I'm done -- I want you to stop now" going on. It's put down the Magic Wand and pick up the tempo time.
 
On Again
2011-10-25 05:14:36 PM
Done in one.
 
OregonVet [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 05:20:21 PM
Who the hell loses an erection after orgasm?
 
GreenAdder [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 05:52:31 PM
OregonVet: Who the hell loses an erection after orgasm?

Shaft.
 
penthesilea [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 05:54:10 PM
Premature? It's just the first one, no big deal. There are many more to be had.
 
exick [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 05:57:50 PM
Premature orgasm? We have another phrase to describe that. It's called Doing It Right.
 
TsarTom [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 06:00:30 PM
Sorry about that, subby. I'll go put on a shirt.
 
GWSuperfan [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 06:11:54 PM
OregonVet: Who the hell loses an erection after orgasm?

I dunno. I've heard it does happen to some guys, though.
 
quickdraw [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 06:13:05 PM
dahmers love zombie: It's put down the Magic Wand and pick up the tempo time.
 
fusillade762
2011-10-25 06:33:32 PM
"Once I orgasm, I find it uncomfortable to continue, the mood changes and he ends up missing out, which I feel bad about."

That's what bjs and handys are for you stupid twunt.

How much you want to bet most of the women who complain about this never masturbate and haven't learned the ins and outs of how their bodies respond during sex?
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 06:33:51 PM
OregonVet: Who the hell loses an erection after orgasm?

I do sometimes. I mean, it's not like the thing deflates instantly like a balloon, but sometimes it just starts to say "meh, I'm done." Then again, I usually have a pretty tough time getting to that point, which is kind of helpful but kind of annoying.

/Maybe it's time to switch hands.
 
namatad [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 07:19:00 PM
premature?
so instead of her O taking 12 hours it only took 20 mins?
meh

did she roll over and fall asleep, leaving him high and dry?
meh
 
reillan
2011-10-25 07:23:54 PM
OregonVet: Who the hell loses an erection after orgasm?

I certainly do. Good thing it takes a full 4 hours for that unfortunate event to happen.

/ladies
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 07:23:57 PM
dahmers love zombie: Yeah, I imagine it would be a big problem, considering when it happens, women lose their erections right afterwards and can't continue thrusting long enough to satisfy their man. Because there's nothing more unsexy than a flaccid vagina.

Oh, wait...I meant "Bullshiat". You know what Mrs. Love Zombie calls the time right after she has an orgasm? Time for me to start seriously railing the ever lovin' out of her. There ain't no "oh, I'm done -- I want you to stop now" going on. It's put down the Magic Wand and pick up the tempo time.

You and Mrs. Love Zombie must have a really interesting sex life.

Why don't you post some of it on Facebook sometime?
 
potterydove
2011-10-25 07:24:20 PM
Some women can't have more than one?
 
ramblinwreck
2011-10-25 07:24:55 PM
And this is a problem because why?
 
smeegle
2011-10-25 07:26:15 PM
Sheeyat, that ain't no premature nut off, that's just number one of several. Ya'll.
 
Point02GPA [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 07:26:29 PM
OregonVet: Who the hell loses an erection after orgasm?

My girlfriend, but I could be doing that wrong too.
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-10-25 07:28:03 PM
dahmers love zombie: Yeah, I imagine it would be a big problem, considering when it happens, women lose their erections right afterwards and can't continue thrusting long enough to satisfy their man. Because there's nothing more unsexy than a flaccid vagina.

Oh, wait...I meant "Bullshiat". You know what Mrs. Love Zombie calls the time right after she has an orgasm? Time for me to start seriously railing the ever lovin' out of her. There ain't no "oh, I'm done -- I want you to stop now" going on. It's put down the Magic Wand and pick up the tempo time.

Yeppers, one gasm only sets the stage. It's the third and fourth you give her that guarantees a Sunday of peace, quiet, fubol, beers and sammiches.
 
shArkh
2011-10-25 07:28:40 PM
Point02GPA: OregonVet: Who the hell loses an erection after orgasm?

My girlfriend, but I could be doing that wrong too.

If she's called Dave, you might be on to something there.
 
LegacyDL
2011-10-25 07:29:51 PM
Let this puppy handle the orgasms (new window)

/Warning may replace boyfriends...permanently.
 
smeegle
2011-10-25 07:31:47 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Yeppers, one gasm only sets the stage. It's the third and fourth you give her that guarantees a Sunday of peace, quiet, fubol, beers and sammiches.

Duuude, that's just fuggin magic.
 
Inaditch
2011-10-25 07:32:30 PM
Is this the thread where we come to brag about how virile we are? Awesome!

My wife often has a "premature" ejaculation. Sometimes all it takes is a couple of minutes. Her orgasms are very strong, and she can't stand to be touched for a good while afterward. She's kind of a dude.
 
The My Little Pony Killer [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 07:32:32 PM
Faster than they intended? Meanwhile, there exists a population of women who can't reach orgasm at all.
 
skinink
2011-10-25 07:32:49 PM

"Biatch, for the last time I swear my fingers do not smell like they've been in your sister's vagina!"


i.livescience.com

 
que.guero
2011-10-25 07:32:55 PM
badassness.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

The leading cause of premature female orgasms.
 
wax_on
2011-10-25 07:33:33 PM
I've dated women with this problem. They cum after a minute or two and then are too sensitive to continue. Sucks. Some women aren't capable of multiple orgasms, they're 'one-big-O' girls.

/What do I know, but I've slept with more than way more than two girls in my lifetime, unlike the rest of you here.
//also had the girlfriend who was so quiet when she came that I couldn't tell and once she was done she kind of turned off (sort of like most guys.) That sucked too, couldn't time mine to hers.
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-10-25 07:36:01 PM
smeegle: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Yeppers, one gasm only sets the stage. It's the third and fourth you give her that guarantees a Sunday of peace, quiet, fubol, beers and sammiches.

Duuude, that's just fuggin magic.

I am, or was, a wizard.
 
Preston Preston
2011-10-25 07:38:03 PM
movieactors.com
 
Pollexabator
2011-10-25 07:38:28 PM
savewrko.files.wordpress.com

/Lies. ALL LIES!
 
o5iiawah
2011-10-25 07:38:33 PM
Anyone else ever have this happen and then play it off like nothing ever happened and then fake one 3 minutes later just before all the air gets let out?

//
 
tereklusec
2011-10-25 07:38:52 PM
People are different sexually and sometimes there are extreme cases in different directions! Whoa! This is a totally new revelation to me.
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-10-25 07:40:40 PM
smeegle: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Yeppers, one gasm only sets the stage. It's the third and fourth you give her that guarantees a Sunday of peace, quiet, fubol, beers and sammiches.

Duuude, that's just fuggin magic.

...and if you really do it right, you get a half time beej in the lazy boy and she gets you done before the 2nd half kickoff. This is what men want, besides of course, the perfect day.
 
malaktaus
2011-10-25 07:41:04 PM
que.guero: [badassness.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 568x403]

The leading cause of premature female orgasms.

That's bullshiat, no human could cause premature female orgasms. It has to be the aliens, man.
 
Jclark666
2011-10-25 07:42:57 PM
i.livescience.com

Look, these white walls, white sheets, and government-mandated white pajamas give me a headache, too, but you don't hear me yammering on about it. At least there's a privacy curtain between us and the 38572's, even if MRS. 38572 SOUNDS LIKE AN ANGRY PIG. And it doesn't smell, not like the Procreation Center downtown. Come on, let's get this over with. The gladiator broadcast starts soon.
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 07:44:14 PM
LegacyDL: Let this puppy handle the orgasms (new window)

/Warning may replace boyfriends...permanently.

We've worn out two in five years.

Um, I mean...interesting. Should look into that.
 
munko [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 07:44:24 PM
don't look at for christes sake, its gonna do it again hunny, .
-comedy is hard
 
farkstallone55 [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 07:45:07 PM
que.guero: The leading cause of premature female orgasms.

My girlfriend had an orgasm. ALIENS!
 
rockforever
2011-10-25 07:46:08 PM
jizzInMyPants.jpg

/cmon people!
 
plasticuser [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 07:46:28 PM
Where do I find such a woman?

/For research
/Yeah, that's it...
 
McManus_brothers [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 07:46:39 PM
que.guero: [badassness.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 568x403]

The leading cause of premature female orgasms.

Aliens?

/Not saying it's aliens
//But it's aliens.
 
natmar_76
2011-10-25 07:46:49 PM
This is a problem?

This is the kind of evolutionary trait that needs to be propogated throughout the entire species.
 
realbigfun
2011-10-25 07:49:50 PM
What's a premature orgasm??



I've always been ready.
 
NYCNative
2011-10-25 07:49:53 PM
Come again?
 
Loren
2011-10-25 07:51:45 PM
dahmers love zombie: Yeah, I imagine it would be a big problem, considering when it happens, women lose their erections right afterwards and can't continue thrusting long enough to satisfy their man. Because there's nothing more unsexy than a flaccid vagina.

Oh, wait...I meant "Bullshiat". You know what Mrs. Love Zombie calls the time right after she has an orgasm? Time for me to start seriously railing the ever lovin' out of her. There ain't no "oh, I'm done -- I want you to stop now" going on. It's put down the Magic Wand and pick up the tempo time.

The problem is for women who get too sensitive to continue after orgasm.

fusillade762: "Once I orgasm, I find it uncomfortable to continue, the mood changes and he ends up missing out, which I feel bad about."

That's what bjs and handys are for you stupid twunt.

How much you want to bet most of the women who complain about this never masturbate and haven't learned the ins and outs of how their bodies respond during sex?

No, the problem is they become too sensitive and continued intercourse becomes painful.
 
crotchgrabber
2011-10-25 07:51:47 PM
Hell, I was stoked to have multiples the other night. Impressed the hell out of my girl.
 
mikdeetx
2011-10-25 07:52:30 PM
Come again? And again?
 
GreenAdder [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 07:52:47 PM
crotchgrabber: Hell, I was stoked to have multiples the other night. Impressed the hell out of my girl.

Is it lonely up on your pedestal?
 
rmify
2011-10-25 07:53:31 PM
*stroked*
 
orclover [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 07:53:40 PM
There are no premature orgasms for women. There is only the first orgasm and eventually.......eventually the last orgasm for that night. Can she walk? Yes? then your not done, get back in there.

/hottest words my wife ever said to me were "are you trying to farking kill me?"
 
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