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"Let's see... A), we let them book us and do our time. B), we think up some stupid plan that will never work, and when we inevitably get arrested anyway, our sentences are lengthened considerably. What do we do, what do we do...uh, uh, I know! A! No, wait! B! we're doing B!"
"Committed" to jail now? The fark is that? Is "arrested" not PC enough? Oh, it's New Jersey. Nevermind. Most people pretend that the whole state's a suburb of NYC or that it doesn't exist.
shirt it!
