violentsalvation: I like the ducklings on the water slide.

It might be the cutest thing I've seen all month. At least.

Awesome, subby! And thank you for giving us the methodology, very informative. Nice work!

A few things:

The zebra at 1:03 looks bored as hell.

The Matterhorn looked awesome with time lapse. At 4:10, it didn't even look like it was spinning, but instead was just switching people around really fast.

I miss bumper cars and those giant slides using potato sacks.

Despite you're profile picture, I don't think you're really a dog.

Well done.

downstairs: I killed your puppy subby, crying yet?

Actually, I had him killed six months ago. But thinking about how miserable that day was gives me a severe sad. So good job there. I'm giving you half credit.

I'm actually stunned and flattered that ya'll haven't torn me to sheds. You guys are awesome. Even cretinbob, since he didn't go with the easier, more common "submittard." I feel special. Not like drooling on myself special, but like a real cockles of the heart warmth kind of special.

Of course, now that it's gone green I'm sure that feeling will pass.

Stupid chow.

Pretty nice, but at five minutes that's about three minutes more than I care to spend at the SC fair.

I was expecting bodies flying off the rides. Cool effect on the swings but could those riders be more impatient?

/Nice job

Are you crying now subby?

muck4doo: Stupid chow.

Pretty sure you mean "stupid awesome chow." If it was your intention to insult my late dog, I'll have to ask you to step outside.

It's like an 18 hour drive for me, though, so I'd recommend you bring a snack.

Your time lapse is bad and you should feel bad!

Good job, subby. I couldn't have done as good of a job myself, and looked like you had fun doing it.

I found it lame and derivative. Oh! Oh! Another time-lapse...ooooh, how incredibly innovative! Gosh nobody thought to point a camera at something for a really long time and then speed it up! That's so incredibly not gay at all. I wish I could be cool like you. Jesus! You're a waste of flesh, you knob. Everyone here is stupider for having sat through that abomination. I can't get the boredom out of my head! You suck, and you should go kill yourself.

There, now while subby has run away crying, I gotta say that was pretty cool. I'd like to try this for myself sometime, and if my results were half as good as subby's I'd be pleased. I didn't want subby to get a swelled head.

Actually it did suck. Way too jumpy and bad video quality.

Subby could make a few bucks ratting(to the aclu) out those security guards profiling people, in order to wand them for loose change or something of metal that could in no possible way hurt anyone.


/video makes me dizzy miz lizzy.

The horror, the horror. It should have been a full half hour of chicks on water slides. Why would chickens want a water slide?

Good job, subby. That's some dedication in the work there. And it looks pretty nice.

You should check out Vertov's Man with a movie camera ( if you haven't already). It tells of a city coming to life and uses many 'filmic' techniques to tell a story. Maybe it'll inspire you to do a bigger ambitious project.

Always wanted to do my own one for Hong Kong.

Reminds me that I should get a decent desktop and start editing again.

Get Lost: Subby could make a few bucks ratting(to the aclu) out those security guards profiling people, in order to wand them for loose change or something of metal that could in no possible way hurt anyone.

Nah, they're just people who set off the metal detectors. You can't see them in the shot, but they're just off camera next to Kirk Cameron's birthday party guests.

That's actually pretty good, subby, you should do more!

Excellent, subby, and a nice choice of music.

By the way, I don't know who comes up with the tags but I lol'd when I saw "subalterns" listed as a tag for this.

Okay, that's a total lie. I lol'd after I googled "subalterns."

Very nice - I enjoy time laoses :D

American Decency Association: how did subby's mother make so many alts?

The part that impresses me is where she bought them all TF. That's commitment there.

Again, I love almost all of you.

Micanope: The horror, the horror. It should have been a full half hour of chicks on water slides. Why would chickens want a water slide?

Why wouldn't they?
Looked like fun.
Nice video, Subby.
Thanks.

American Decency Association: how did subby's mother make so many alts?

Why wouldn't she?
Looked like fun.
Nice video, Subby.
Thanks.

If it isn't clear, the chicks have a little food trough set up right at the edge of the slide. They aren't choosing to slide so much as they're overreaching to get more food.

On one level, it's probably a not very nice thing to do. Still, it's adorable to watch and they at least don't seem as depressed as that zebra.

technically its a beaut.

the subject matter is, well, it is really boring.

have you seen the Gentleman Drivers video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB7Vzedj02g (new window)

Awesome video. The carousel part had a little Blair Witch feel it though. But still very good.

Your lapse is fake and gay, bro!
/Very nice work. Actually held my interest through the whole thing.

I think that the more distant shots work best, but I'm a know-nothing know-it-all.

Nice vid, subs!

I didn't watch the video because I knew it would suck