Studies show the more birthdays you have the longer you live.

I smoke because it makes me more attractive.

Going out to smoke right now. Depressed that it's my last one and I have to go to the store for more.
So, smoking right now, depresses me.

Wow, native america must have had rampant depression. Oh wait, they do still, don't they? oooh, awkward...

smoking? chicken? egg?

ooh ooh I got this:

No, I'm drinking because I'm depressed.

or the other way around.

_{doesn't matter, no one cares}

Chicken is to depression as egg is to smoking. Question is, will eggs or smoking kill you first.

/smoke because i like to smoke
//cigars not cigarettes
///not depressed

I smoke because it makes me look cool, mysterious, and maybe a little bit dangerous.

Wierd, I just landed here from the Coffee: An antidepressant and religion preventative?
(new window) artcle on Boing Boing.
Link goes to scientific American article on how coffee and depression are linked,
and how coffee may cure you of religeion?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, the rooster came first.

mmm eggs. nature's almost perfect food.

What, no Fat Bastard references yet?

DirkTheDaring:
doesn't matter, no one cares

MODS! Put this Farker in Cell #2 and Give him a DRINK!

Rapmaster2000: I smoke because it makes me look cool, mysterious, and maybe a little bit dangerous.

So you think.

I really makes you looks stupid and smell bad.

Rapmaster2000: I smoke because it makes me look cool, mysterious, and maybe a little bit dangerous.

Look at Rapmaster2000 over there. I bet he makes right turns on red without coming to a complete stop. He's the kind of guy you can't take home to mom. Although your stepmom would love him. She has a thing for bad boys. Like that new pool guy dad hired. Those tires on his Tacoma can't be street legal. A real rebel. Just like that Rapmaster2000.

Quit a few years ago, chest pains are gone, able to exercise longer, saving money etc.
That all said, if I find out I only have 6 months left to live, first thing I will do after leaving the doctors office is buy a carton of Marlboros.
Farking tough drug to quit.

I quit eating pussy because the juice was always putting my cigarette out.

Mishno: Rapmaster2000: I smoke because it makes me look cool, mysterious, and maybe a little bit dangerous.

So you think.

I really makes you looks stupid and smell bad.

Hey, whatever keeps away the squares. I'm satisfied with the results.

What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

Oh, and the egg came first, because every chicken was once an egg, but the first egg/zygote/embryo/whatever that taxonomically qualifies as a chicken (meiosis x2 [one per parental gamete] including crossover x2, fertilization [including fusion into new embryo], creation of new species) did not come from one or more chickens; rather, it came from two parents that were not chickens.

I'd be depressed if I had to make Herman Cain look good too.

vudukungfu: DirkTheDaring:
doesn't matter, no one cares

MODS! Put this Farker in Cell #2 and Give him a DRINK!

Is Irina Shayk in there? This is important.

Where does stress come in?? is that part of depression??



/DNRTA

I am smoking because I am drinking.

tricycleracer: Rapmaster2000: I smoke because it makes me look cool, mysterious, and maybe a little bit dangerous.

Look at Rapmaster2000 over there. I bet he makes right turns on red without coming to a complete stop. He's the kind of guy you can't take home to mom. Although your stepmom would love him. She has a thing for bad boys. Like that new pool guy dad hired. Those tires on his Tacoma can't be street legal. A real rebel. Just like that Rapmaster2000.

Hey now, my El Camino deserves far more respect than to be compared to a Tacoma.

Switched to an electronic cig 4 weeks ago. Haven't had a regular smoke since, haven't wanted one.

I have nothing to add to this thread. I just wanted to brag that I am one month smoke free today.
That is all.

Also found this pic while looking for the above pic can someone explain it too me??

Pinner: Going out to smoke right now. Depressed that it's my last one and I have to go to the store for more.
So, smoking right now, depresses me.

I quit a few months ago, and I loved to smoke, but I sure don't miss making that special trip to the gas station 5 times a week.

jdcgonzalez: I have nothing to add to this thread. I just wanted to brag that I am one month smoke free today.
That is all.

Congrats! I will be 4 months smoke free on November 5th!

Rapmaster2000: Mishno: Rapmaster2000: I smoke because it makes me look cool, mysterious, and maybe a little bit dangerous.

So you think.

I really makes you looks stupid and smell bad.

Hey, whatever keeps away the squares. I'm satisfied with the results.


I don't know why you even bothered replying Rapmaster2000. I just shook my head and kept going.

I smoke in bed.

Why is it that busy bodies, determined to control what I do in the name of "the greater good" are always farktards that drive $50K + cars, live in 1/2 million - 12 million or more houses, and abuse the environment in ways I can't even imagine.

I have no problem with making money.
I just have a huge problem with people making money getting all preachy. They have cooks, maids, expensive everything.

/Flicks my cigarette in disgust at hipster douchebags
//stomps it out because we have a drought here

RedEmily: I smoke in bed.

You need a lubricant with a higher smoke point.

I smoke because I have an addictive personality and zero self-discipline.

That's how I roll.

ubersexy: Why is it that busy bodies, determined to control what I do in the name of "the greater good" are always farktards that drive $50K + cars, live in 1/2 million - 12 million or more houses, and abuse the environment in ways I can't even imagine.

I have no problem with making money.
I just have a huge problem with people making money getting all preachy. They have cooks, maids, expensive everything.

/Flicks my cigarette in disgust at hipster douchebags
//stomps it out because we have a drought here

Wait, I thought smoking was hipster.

ubersexy: Why is it that busy bodies, determined to control what I do in the name of "the greater good" are always farktards that drive $50K + cars, live in 1/2 million - 12 million or more houses, and abuse the environment in ways I can't even imagine.

I have no problem with making money.
I just have a huge problem with people making money getting all preachy. They have cooks, maids, expensive everything.

/Flicks my cigarette in disgust at hipster douchebags
//stomps it out because we have a drought here

I'm confused. Who do you hate?

ubersexy: Why is it that busy bodies, determined to control what I do in the name of "the greater good" are always farktards that drive $50K + cars, live in 1/2 million - 12 million or more houses, and abuse the environment in ways I can't even imagine.

I have no problem with making money.
I just have a huge problem with people making money getting all preachy. They have cooks, maids, expensive everything.

/Flicks my cigarette in disgust at hipster douchebags
//stomps it out because we have a drought here

You must be from Westlake Hills.

eas81: Also found this pic while looking for the above pic can someone explain it too me??

[www.virgincow.com image 428x610]

So there was a cow named Mable that used to love to go to the coast and watch the waves roll in. One day as she sat there admiring the beauty of a new day with a beautiful sun rising slowly, a small dolphin poked his head above the surf. Startled Mable asked, "what are you doing here?". The dolphin whose name was Franklin replied "I am lonely and am looking for a friend".

The rest kind of speaks for itself as you can see in the nice picture you stumbled upon.


Until thew sharks showed up that is...

ubersexy: Why is it that busy bodies, determined to control what I do in the name of "the greater good" are always farktards that drive $50K + cars, live in 1/2 million - 12 million or more houses, and abuse the environment in ways I can't even imagine.

I have no problem with making money.
I just have a huge problem with people making money getting all preachy. They have cooks, maids, expensive everything.

/Flicks my cigarette in disgust at hipster douchebags
//stomps it out because we have a drought here

That's a lot of houses. They can't be getting good sleep moving around like that. You should make them some soup.

Notch has a fairly decent idea on which came first... http://notch.tumblr.com/

I'm pretty sure that I smoke because I'm horribly depressed.

Otherwise, quitting the nicotine would make the depression better, right?

DirkTheDaring: No, I'm drinking because I'm depressed.

or the other way around.

doesn't matter, no one cares

Just what I came for


/I'm no ding-a-wing

Been smoking for 14 years (32 y/o). 10/31/2011 will be my last day as a smoker. It will be hard, but mainly because I drink...I don't smoke during the work day, just while drinking.

It's time and I'm glad that everyone in my house is honestly ready to kick it too. None of us want to be a middle aged smoker, and less and less people out here are still smokers. In fact, stepping back inside the bar after a smoke makes me feel pretty self conscious because I know I smell horribly.

The thing is...it doesn't get me high, I really don't enjoy it (it's not a pleasurable activity despite what some claim), and it's bad for every aspect of my life. There are a f*ck ton of positives about quitting. Starting with $30 into savings every monday morning.

/Stoked

Razzed: I'm pretty sure that I smoke because I'm horribly depressed.

Otherwise, quitting the nicotine would make the depression better, right?

yes, I quit 1 year and 10 months ago and I feel much better physically and emotionally.