FARK.com: (6674706) Kirk Cameron's sad birthday party photo was misleading because there was a huge crowd of friends standing behind the camera. They do exist; you can't see them but their presence is very real. Why can't you just take it on faith?

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		Kirk Cameron's sad birthday party photo was misleading because there was a huge crowd of friends standing behind the camera. They do exist; you can't see them but their presence is very real. Why can't you just take it on faith? (news.yahoo.com)		131
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Mr. Coffee Nerves

2011-10-25 12:34:39 PM

Perhaps Jesus was going to go all "loaves and fishes" on that cake to feed 15 people?

sigdiamond2000

2011-10-25 12:36:43 PM

The sad part of the picture isn't that no one's there, it's that it involves 3 1/2 feet of Subway and the haunting specter of a woman who looks like she's spent the last couple decades toiling in the wrong end of the Living Waters Ministry pantomime horse.

FirstNationalBastard

2011-10-25 12:39:00 PM

Did Kirk's girlfriend from Canada come down to stand behind the camera, too?

Barbigazi

2011-10-25 12:40:25 PM

Whenever I take pictures at a gathering I like to make sure that as few people as possible are represented.

IgG4

2011-10-25 12:41:30 PM

five, five-dollar, five-dollar foot-longs, any any any...

IgG4

2011-10-25 12:43:20 PM

someone should photoshop sad Keanu in there...

TeddyBallGame

2011-10-25 12:44:09 PM

That is such a perfect meme.

sigdiamond2000

2011-10-25 12:49:35 PM

Barbigazi: Whenever I take pictures at a gathering I like to make sure that as few people as possible are represented.

"I'd like to get a picture of this wonderful celebration. EVERYBODY MOVE OUT OF THE WAY YOU'RE BLOCKING THE PARTY"

GWLush

2011-10-25 12:57:13 PM

Maybe that is actually Dudley Moore.

Fido McCokefiend

2011-10-25 12:57:30 PM

stpauler

2011-10-25 01:03:32 PM

Maybe all of his friends were getting his birthday banana ready
dtdstudios.com

IgG4

2011-10-25 01:09:47 PM

Fido McCokefiend: [img219.imageshack.us image 600x800]

perfect.

Mr. Coffee Nerves

2011-10-25 01:17:10 PM

"Dear Lord, my birthday wish is simple: Kill Leonardo DiCaprio...or kill me, either way."

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2011-10-25 01:19:37 PM

Food for about 10 people. Looks like an office deal. Sorry to say but I wouldn't go all out for the people in my office for my birthday. Can't really dig on him for this.

Not when there is so much more to laugh about.

also, the cake is a lie

KyngNothing

2011-10-25 01:23:00 PM

So the conference room (kitchen?) table is way offcenter in that room, so that 15 people can fit out of camera view in the 10 person conference room?

ecmoRandomNumbers

2011-10-25 01:25:13 PM

stpauler: Maybe all of his friends were getting his birthday banana ready
[dtdstudios.com image 357x274]

I'd give him a birthday banana...

kingoomieiii

2011-10-25 01:58:06 PM

Now, he's a dick, but this is overblown. This isn't a birthday party at his house. He was at a ministry that day, and they threw him a party (with a grocery-store cake and Subway), because it was his birthday. Most work-function birthdays are less than exciting.

Somacandra

2011-10-25 02:00:08 PM

Dude wanted a small birthday at a small ministry. Don't see a problem. I like quiet birthdays too.

Mr. Coffee Nerves

2011-10-25 02:02:01 PM

The ratio of people to cake is too big. Last time I didn't receive a piece. And I was told...I could set the building on fire.

Flint Ironstag

2011-10-25 02:10:59 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The ratio of people to cake is too big. Last time I didn't receive a piece. And I was told...I could set the building on fire.

Yeah.... I'm going to have to ask you to move down to the basement.

Rev.K

2011-10-25 02:11:09 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Food for about 10 people.

Three footlongs and a six inch will feed 10?

gilgigamesh

2011-10-25 02:12:29 PM

I think the weirdest thing about that picture is actually the nearly empty orange juice in the foreground is the only drink in sight.

Is this what sober people do when they have a party? Just pass around one 16 oz juice drink?

Brandyelf

2011-10-25 02:16:08 PM

Rev.K: Three footlongs and a six inch will feed 10?

Given sufficient recovery time, yes.

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2011-10-25 02:18:26 PM

Rev.K: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Food for about 10 people.

Three footlongs and a six inch will feed 10?

With the amounts they give at office functions like this. yes

Brandyelf: Given sufficient recovery time, yes.

Well done sir, well done

NuttierThanEver

2011-10-25 02:36:14 PM

Rev.K: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Food for about 10 people.

Three footlongs and a six inch will feed 10?

What did the director of a porno starring Ron Jeremy, Peter North and Lex Steele and NuttierThanEver say to the casting director?

serpent_sky

2011-10-25 02:55:10 PM

gilgigamesh: I think the weirdest thing about that picture is actually the nearly empty orange juice in the foreground is the only drink in sight.

Is this what sober people do when they have a party? Just pass around one 16 oz juice drink?

I didn't even notice that, but now I can see someone glaring at someone, pointing out that they already had their sip.

Barbigazi

2011-10-25 03:25:20 PM

NuttierThanEver: Rev.K: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Food for about 10 people.

Three footlongs and a six inch will feed 10?

What did the director of a porno starring Ron Jeremy, Peter North and Lex Steele and NuttierThanEver say to the casting director?

"We've got to bring in another 3 incher to make this relevant to that Kirk Cameron picture"?

bravian

2011-10-25 04:19:27 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Food for about 10 people. Looks like an office deal. Sorry to say but I wouldn't go all out for the people in my office for my birthday. Can't really dig on him for this.

We would of least go to a decent pizza place. Not to a fark'n subway.

dothemath

2011-10-25 04:19:50 PM

I guess my office manager also planned his party with her $14 budget.

21-37-42

2011-10-25 04:20:11 PM

Rev.K: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Food for about 10 people.

Three footlongs and a six inch will feed 10?

Tuna subs? Loaves and fishes and what .....

23FPB23

2011-10-25 04:21:14 PM

Really, its his ol' lady lookin all despondent that does it for me...I don't care if there were 10 or 100 peeps there...she is obviously not thrilled AT ALL to be there (or anywhere?)

Dododado

2011-10-25 04:21:41 PM

It's kind of refreshing that the only scandal they have on this TV preacher is a small birthday party.

chaos731

2011-10-25 04:22:22 PM

This BEGS to turn into one of those photoshop tennis threads. Escalate, minions...ESCALATE!

Whatthefark

2011-10-25 04:23:56 PM

Rev.K: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Food for about 10 people.

Three footlongs and a six inch will feed 10?

They just need to line up Human Centipede style.

Spanky McStupid

2011-10-25 04:25:50 PM

Meh. Farkers could do better than Uproxx.

MyNameIsMofuga

2011-10-25 04:27:08 PM

I hope he got a crocoduck for his birthday.

busy chillin'

2011-10-25 04:27:49 PM

Brandyelf
Rev.K: Three footlongs and a six inch will feed 10?

Given sufficient recovery time, yes.

stoli n coke

2011-10-25 04:29:06 PM

It's funny that everyone I know has had better birthday parties this year than Kirk Cameron.
Where's your messiah now? Seriously, where is he? Did he not get your e-vite?

Sarcastica75

2011-10-25 04:30:03 PM

I came for a Thomas joke and found one sad Keanu.
I'd say I broke even there.
:D

tgregory

2011-10-25 04:39:05 PM

Eh... I think after your 21st birthday there's no need for celebration.

Sapper_Topo

2011-10-25 04:40:07 PM

DAMIT! I was going to go for "The cake is a lie" angle and got beat to it... Sometimes I just hate you Fark! Just when I think I have the perfect post somebody already did it...

/Submitted this with a better headline
//snerk

OtherLittleGuy

2011-10-25 04:41:16 PM

Just to f*ck with him, in the afterlife, God will meet Kirk is the guise of Julie Mccullough.

T.rex

2011-10-25 04:43:03 PM

10 to 15, my ass. First of all, how could you not know the difference between 10 to 15? That would be like saying there were 4 to 6 people present. And based on how close that table is to the door, and surrounding walls, i doubt there's much room on where we can't see, either, let alone for ten people to be standing there.

The response to defend this picture is even more pathetic than the picture. He should've just remained quiet.

ecl

2011-10-25 04:43:27 PM

I like that no one is allowed to be within 10 feet of him. His forcefield is keeping the lady out in the hall.

sleeps in trees

2011-10-25 04:47:50 PM

Jeesh, when I was working, the girls in my office took me to a strip club for wings and so we could make catty remarks about what was real and what wasn't. Mind you, we still do that 14 years later.

BlackArt

2011-10-25 04:50:18 PM

Why is there only enough food there for the three people in the picture and maybe the guy holding the camera? I think there is a whole bunch of "bearing false witness" going on here. (Not that "lying for Jesus" is a commandment that many Christians seem to follow.)

Aquadyne

2011-10-25 04:51:25 PM