Can you let me get it, too? Apparently, I'm too old(28).

Boys are already whores.

The HPV vaccine if given before males become sexually active will also protect those who will become homosexual or bisexual,"

But what about the ones that start reproducing through budding?

If you're 28, you probably already have HPV. Sorry.

bhcompy: Can you let me get it, too? Apparently, I'm too old(28).

it's never too late to start whoring

I'm wondering if I should get it. The wife does like a little licky licky, but I'm pretty sure she's not sleeping around, so how would I get it from her?

Maybe not whores, but definitely retarded. Noted public health experts Michele Bachmann and Jenny McCarthy told me so.

Oh great, now they are going to turn our young men into a bunch of man whores and he biatches.

Diogenes: I see the proofreaders at Yahoo all got laid off.

Proofreaders at Yahoo? Child, please!

/try the veal.

ongbok: Oh great, now they are going to turn our young men into a bunch of man whores and he biatches.

what's that thing hanging off of your he-pussy?

This will help protect the teen boys teachers from getting HPV.

FTFA: "...whether to recommend routinely vaccinating boys and young men against sexually transmitted forms of human papillomavirus, the cause of mostsome cervical and anal cancers as well as most some mouth and throat cancers."

FTFY... Only a few strains can lead to cancer and only in susceptible people.

Also, HPV has many strains and even the one's labeled "sexually transmitted" can be transmitted non-sexually, so vaccination of males and females make good sense.

As for "parental concern" that receiving the vaccine will cause the kiddies turning into sluts, just spin it as another routine vaccination, without making a big deal out of it preventing them from getting warts on their junk.

cgraves67: I'm wondering if I should get it. The wife does like a little licky licky, but I'm pretty sure she's not sleeping around, so how would I get it from her?

A bit of research I did (back when considering whether this would be pointful for my (now toddler) son) suggests said licky licky can indeed transmit HPV. So it's probably useful even if one doesn't fancy the lads (NTTAWWT).

meanmutton: If you're 28, you probably already have HPV. Sorry.

Maybe not. These are farkers we're talking about. Sexual activity is a prerequisite of contracting HPV.

meanmutton: If you're 28, you probably already have HPV. Sorry.

That's generally the rule, but not having very many sexual partners is a boon in this case

Gaseous Anomaly: cgraves67: I'm wondering if I should get it. The wife does like a little licky licky, but I'm pretty sure she's not sleeping around, so how would I get it from her?

A bit of research I did (back when considering whether this would be pointful for my (now toddler) son) suggests said licky licky can indeed transmit HPV. So it's probably useful even if one doesn't fancy the lads (NTTAWWT).

I suppose I should clarify. I'm wondering if women can get HPV from ways other than sexual transmission. If so, then both of us should get the vaccine, because surely if she gets it then I am doomed as well.

Either HPV is a major health problem or it isn't. If it is, then everyone needs to be vaccinated, not just women. That having been said, your chances of getting HPV are miniscule if you aren't sleeping around, and only a tiny percentage of women actually die from it. The threat is a bit overblown, at least to the point of vaccinating girls under 16 or so. Yes, incidently, anal sex is FAR more likely to transmit any STD than vaginal sex, however the gays should be a bit more worried about AIDS than HPV. Average life expectancy of a gay male is like 25 years less than that of a hetero male.

...and we care what the CDC recommends, why? No weight of law, so who cares?

Don't want forced vaccinations? Go talk to your state legislature, who are the ones who would "force" your kids to get shots.

FTA: "The HPV vaccine if given before males become sexually active will also protect those who will become homosexual or bisexual"

bhcompy: Can you let me get it, too? Apparently, I'm too old(28).

Yeah, this bugs me too. Especially since I'm uncircumcised and it is now becoming clear that the link between uncircumcised guys and penile cancer is due to HPV. I might go ahead and get it anyway, but it is like $700 or more when not covered by insurance.

The only reason they're not doing older people is because they haven't done the testing on it. I understand that testing is important, but it sucks that there are people that are going to get preventable cancers while they delay the availability.

JackieRabbit: FTFA: "...whether to recommend routinely vaccinating boys and young men against sexually transmitted forms of human papillomavirus, the cause of mostsome cervical and anal cancers as well as most some mouth and throat cancers."

FTFY... Only a few strains can lead to cancer and only in susceptible people.

Also, HPV has many strains and even the one's labeled "sexually transmitted" can be transmitted non-sexually, so vaccination of males and females make good sense.

As for "parental concern" that receiving the vaccine will cause the kiddies turning into sluts, just spin it as another routine vaccination, without making a big deal out of it preventing them from getting warts on their junk.

Let alone the fact that cervical cancer is way way way down on the list of cancers that someone can get, its actually laughable (well as much as cancer is funny which it isn't but you get the drift) how much screening is done regarding it. Doctors should be doing full body checks for abnormal moles than worry about cervical cancer.

I wonder if there was a HIV vaccine if people would be against mandatory inoculations like with HPV.

meat0918: themanuf: FTA: "The HPV vaccine if given before males become sexually active will also protect those who will become homosexual or bisexual"

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Yeah, but "who will discover they are" would generate even more outrage than "become".

no need for either. how about just using the word are. "protect those who are homosexual"

are we really still stuck on this teh gay is a choice thing?!?

/not gay
//only took one short conversation with a gay friend to understand that people just plain are gay
///not a choice
////bisexuals are just weird and should all diaf

ongbok: I wonder if there was a HIV vaccine if people would be against mandatory inoculations like with HPV.

Of course they would.... because Autism or something like that.

ongbok: I wonder if there was a HIV vaccine if people would be against mandatory inoculations like with HPV.

Probably, but they would be idiots. The Hep B vaccine is already mandatory, I think, and it is also only transmitted via sexual or blood contact.

jabelar: Especially since I'm uncircumcised and it is now becoming clear that the link between uncircumcised guys and penile cancer is due to HPV.

It isn't just your penis you need to be worried about. HPV is slowly moving into first place for causes of throat and mouth cancer now that smoking related cancers are decreasing.

I always wondered why the CDC didn't push for that from the beginning.

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I have no idea how the medical system works.

Oh, cool. You should probably refrain from posting then.

Talon: Of course they would.... because Autism or something like that.

Darwin likes this

I am imagining a world in which HPV vaccines given to males result in the subsequent inoculation of every one of their sex partners. Turn men into human vaccine injectors.

/The vaccine should also make semen taste like delicious ice cream
//My wife and I thank you in advance

Dinjiin: jabelar: Especially since I'm uncircumcised and it is now becoming clear that the link between uncircumcised guys and penile cancer is due to HPV.

It isn't just your penis you need to be worried about. HPV is slowly moving into first place for causes of throat and mouth cancer now that smoking related cancers are decreasing.

And then there's that whole caring about women and not wanting to give them cervical cancer thing.

Talon: ongbok: I wonder if there was a HIV vaccine if people would be against mandatory inoculations like with HPV.

Of course they would.... because Autism or something like that.

People are against vaccines because of Autism and stuff like that. People are against mandatory vaccines for a very different reason.

But keep pretending, it makes it so much easier on you.

This is just another ploy to make society afraid of the penis. HPV, it's an unspoken truth, is inert in males and cannot be transmitted. Society's casual/encouraging attitude toward lesbian experimentation has led to a virus ideally suited to such a social environment, and the feminist propaganda wing is suppressing any data to the contrary.

Are there other vaccines for things which are prevented by choice?

Do seat belts cause reckless driving? Do safety harnesses cause construction workers to jump off buildings?

cgraves67: Gaseous Anomaly: cgraves67: I'm wondering if I should get it. The wife does like a little licky licky, but I'm pretty sure she's not sleeping around, so how would I get it from her?

A bit of research I did (back when considering whether this would be pointful for my (now toddler) son) suggests said licky licky can indeed transmit HPV. So it's probably useful even if one doesn't fancy the lads (NTTAWWT).

I suppose I should clarify. I'm wondering if women can get HPV from ways other than sexual transmission. If so, then both of us should get the vaccine, because surely if she gets it then I am doomed as well.

Wiki says it's possible but not very common. But the only good reasons to not get an available vaccine are cost and safety concerns. Cost may be an issue, especially for men where insurers and/or health departments may not want to cover it. I haven't seen any nontrivial safety issues from Gardasil, yet.

AuntNotAnt: This is just another ploy to make society afraid of the penis. HPV, it's an unspoken truth, is inert in males and cannot be transmitted. Society's casual/encouraging attitude toward lesbian experimentation has led to a virus ideally suited to such a social environment, and the feminist propaganda wing is suppressing any data to the contrary.

Wat?

FTA: "...the cause of most cervical and anal cancers..."

This will clearly make whores of them...

I'm putting my money on "it will clearly make them gay", actually.

themanuf: are we really still stuck on this teh gay is a choice thing?!?

/not gay
//only took one short conversation with a gay friend to understand that people just plain are gay
///not a choice

Dan Savage has a good retort for males who insist being gay is a choice: prove it by making the choice and fellating him.

HawkEyes: Do seat belts cause reckless driving?

Yes, actually. So do lower speed limits and bicycle helmets. The human brain is pretty adept at shooting good intentions in the foot.