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(Telegraph) Silly Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Evlis... and Elvis have left the building   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 40
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FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 12:39:48 PM
Elvis Impersonators... the original LARPers.
 
Winning [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 01:15:54 PM
Farking Evlis, ruining it for everyone.
 
Eeek [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 01:23:12 PM
He's alive and I saw him at a Burger King in Kalamazoo, Michigan. He opened for the onion rings.
 
Benjimin_Dover
2011-10-25 01:23:26 PM
set off by a faulty smoke machine

Isn't a faulty smoke machine one that makes no smoke?
 
echo_251
2011-10-25 01:24:33 PM
THAT was a good tag line... I LOL'd

:)
 
Hung Like A Tic-Tac
2011-10-25 01:27:40 PM
Elvis is dead (new window)
 
You Are All Sheep
2011-10-25 01:29:35 PM
Eeek: He's alive and I saw him at a Burger King in Kalamazoo, Michigan. He opened for the onion rings.

The sad part? that burger king is gone now. it's a spiffy parking lot.
 
A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes
2011-10-25 01:29:57 PM
Aw-- it's ok, subby. I'm not good at spelling the same farking word 8 times either.
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-10-25 01:30:46 PM
I went to an Elvis concert back in the day. Strangest event I've ever witnessed. That show set an expectation in my head of what Vegas must be like. 20 years later I found out I was right. It was nothing more than cheap plastic, shiny mylar strips and it sucked.
 
bemis23
2011-10-25 01:31:31 PM
Who the hell is Evlis? Is he a dyslexic Elvis impersonator?
 
evilsearat
2011-10-25 01:34:22 PM
images.wikia.com

Not amused.
 
hamdingers
2011-10-25 01:36:14 PM
Elvis is everywhere, man. He's in everything.
 
Banned on the Run
2011-10-25 01:37:39 PM
7 Elvises (Elvi?) and an Evlis, subby?
 
Hubris Boy
2011-10-25 01:44:21 PM
Elvis needs boats. Elvis needs boats.
 
Keys dude
2011-10-25 01:45:07 PM
Awesome headline. Would have been a great lead for the story's writer.

Down her at the end of the road, we used to have the Snorkeling Elvises and KWElvis ( Key West Elvi ). And it is Elvi, plural.
 
nytmare
2011-10-25 01:45:41 PM
Look Al... Elvi !

www.nytmare.org
 
groppet
2011-10-25 01:50:58 PM
Were any of them the flying Elvis?
 
Entheogenic
2011-10-25 01:52:08 PM
So very useless without video. Or at least a pic.
 
zinny
2011-10-25 01:56:25 PM
Snaaaaaaaaake! It's a snaaaaaaaake (mushroom mushroom)
 
Dicky B
2011-10-25 02:00:12 PM
Hubris Boy: Elvis needs boats. Elvis needs boats.

Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Evlis and Elvis need boats.
 
incircles
2011-10-25 02:17:02 PM
Evlis lives.
 
LewDux
2011-10-25 02:21:46 PM
Elvi?

Link (new window)
 
vice_magnet
2011-10-25 02:22:35 PM
Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him, so he wasn't in that charity event.
 
KingKauff [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 02:22:40 PM
incircles: Evlis lives.

In a retirement home with John F. Kennedy
 
probesport
2011-10-25 02:37:01 PM
hamdingers: Elvis is everywhere, man. He's in everything.

Commodore Elvis?
 
doubled99
2011-10-25 02:41:59 PM
Go ahead and make jokes, but know this:

In 1974, there were 7 Elvis impersonators.

Today, there are over 32,000 Elvis impersonators.

At this rate, by the year 2047, one in 11 people will be an Elvis impersonator.
 
defamation of caricature
2011-10-25 02:47:47 PM
Banned on the Run: 7 Elvises (Elvi?) and an Evlis, subby?

i'm reasonably sure "elves" is the plural of "elvis"
 
washington-babylon
2011-10-25 02:49:09 PM
evilsearat: [images.wikia.com image 640x456]

Not amused.

I see what you did there.
 
Supercheeks [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 02:51:04 PM
echo_251: THAT was a good tag line... I LOL'd

:)

Thanks! This is also my first green, so it's extra special.
 
make me some tea [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 02:58:35 PM
Came here for the Evlis questions, was not disappointed.

/gratz on the green subby
 
frenchcheesemuseum [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 02:59:28 PM
EVLIS?

i582.photobucket.com
 
mhd
2011-10-25 03:08:05 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Elvis Impersonators... the original LARPers.

Ahem...
i.imgur.com
 
myok
2011-10-25 03:22:28 PM
"Evil-iss? I always thought it was pronounced Evelis. Hrmph, learn something every day."
 
Smelly Pirate Hooker
2011-10-25 03:28:33 PM
They all looked like fat Elvis, didn't they?
 
griffer
2011-10-25 03:47:04 PM
7 Elvii and one Evlis walk into a bar....
 
pagstuff
2011-10-25 03:52:54 PM
Sounds like a hunka^60 burnin love
 
Chinchillazilla [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 03:55:16 PM
Now I've read the word Elvis until it looks completely foreign.
 
cannotsuggestaname [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 05:21:08 PM
Hubris Boy: Elvis needs boats. Elvis needs boats.

ah, the sailing Elvis. Captain Elvis. Commodore Elvis it is.
 
mafiageek1980
2011-10-25 09:48:34 PM
KingKauff: incircles: Evlis lives.

In a retirement home with John F. Kennedy

came here for this, leaving very happy!

/nobody farks with the king!
 
Ow My Balls
2011-10-25 10:19:28 PM
i471.photobucket.com

I would totally dig seeing THIS Elvis at a Kalamazoo Burger King.

/Payed $5 to see Blue Oyster Cult in the tenth row, front and center, two summers ago here...
 
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