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2011-10-25 11:41:13 AM
i369.photobucket.com

Dat Alien Ass!
 
2011-10-25 11:48:54 AM
Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!

/got nuthin
 
2011-10-25 11:51:33 AM
Andrew Wiggin: Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!

/got nuthin


Game over, man!
 
2011-10-25 11:54:01 AM
Mega Steve: Andrew Wiggin: Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!

/got nuthin

Game over, man!


alright! thats enought you two. listen up and listen good.......
 
2011-10-25 11:55:00 AM
I'd say that she tried to make herself ugly, but she failed.
 
2011-10-25 11:55:09 AM
So it's a "Species" remake?
img689.imageshack.us
/DNRTFA
 
2011-10-25 11:56:34 AM
images.cheezburger.com

Movie in question


/What? She's Jewish.
 
2011-10-25 11:57:06 AM
Lifeforce remake?
 
2011-10-25 11:59:03 AM
img545.imageshack.us

Finally obligatory.
 
2011-10-25 12:00:04 PM
Vash's Apprentice: So it's a "Species" remake?
[img689.imageshack.us image 379x214]
/DNRTFA


Came to say this! oh and here some Natasha for you.

images.starpulse.com
 
2011-10-25 12:02:24 PM
Andrew Wiggin: Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!

/got nuthin


hudson, c'mere. COME. HERE.
 
2011-10-25 12:03:19 PM
eas81: Vash's Apprentice: So it's a "Species" remake?
[img689.imageshack.us image 379x214]
/DNRTFA

Came to say this! oh and here some Natasha for you.

[images.starpulse.com image 445x573]




Memory lane has never looked sexier.
 
2011-10-25 12:04:52 PM
LewDux: Lifeforce remake?

Shot by shot remake with her in the role of "Space Girl"?

Yes, please. I mean, come one, she's already given up the most of the goods on her hacked phone. May as well go all the way. She's not getting any younger after all. And I really think she could pull it off. So to speak.
 
2011-10-25 12:07:35 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-25 12:14:18 PM
She can beam me up and use me for interspecies mating experiments with her anyday
 
2011-10-25 12:19:33 PM
groppet: She can beam me up and use me for interspecies mating experiments with her anyday

www.chicagonow.com
Approves
 
2011-10-25 12:26:55 PM
eas81: Vash's Apprentice: So it's a "Species" remake?
[img689.imageshack.us image 379x214]
/DNRTFA

Came to say this! oh and here some Natasha for you.

[images.starpulse.com image 445x573]


As hot as Scarlett is, Natasha Henstridge in Species can't be beat.
 
2011-10-25 12:30:09 PM
The Marvel geek in me can't deny that there's something awesome about Thor and Loki standing side-by-side, checking out a woman's ass.

I'd love it if some writer/artist worked this scene into a comic book.
 
2011-10-25 12:45:25 PM
Eternal Virgin: As hot as Scarlett is, Natasha Henstridge in Species can't be beat.

Pretty much this. Johansson is very good looking but I think part of her appeal is that she's not your classic beauty/runway model type.
 
2011-10-25 12:46:12 PM
ZeroCorpse: The Marvel geek in me can't deny that there's something awesome about Thor and Loki standing side-by-side, checking out a woman's ass.

I'd love it if some writer/artist worked this scene into a comic book.


I'd be wary though, they're checking out Black Widow's ass. Gods or not, she can find a way to kick their ass.
 
2011-10-25 12:48:16 PM
Freakin Rican: Mega Steve: Andrew Wiggin: Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!

/got nuthin

Game over, man!

alright! thats enought you two. listen up and listen good.......


It's a bug hunt, isn't it?
 
2011-10-25 12:50:04 PM
LewDux: Lifeforce remake?

This is probably the only way to improve on the original.
 
2011-10-25 12:51:54 PM
Read Faber's book that this movie is based on. Getting a huge laugh out of the salivating responses.

!SPOILER ALERT!

In the novel, the alien Johansson portrays is basically a carnivorous ewe with big, fake boobs, and a shaved face and chest. You know, because it's furry ewe (albeit alien & intelligent) masquerading as a human female.
 
2011-10-25 12:52:34 PM
LewDux: Lifeforce remake?

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please.
 
2011-10-25 12:54:08 PM
basemetal: [i369.photobucket.com image 568x403]

Dat Alien Ass!


Yes, I read that in the voice of Londo Mollari.

/Great Maker!
 
2011-10-25 01:04:43 PM
OtherLittleGuy: basemetal: [i369.photobucket.com image 568x403]

Dat Alien Ass!

Yes, I read that in the voice of Londo Mollari.

/Great Maker!


Centauri males have 6 members, and Centauri females have 6 openings. Makes it hard for a human to keep up..
 
2011-10-25 01:22:34 PM
Solon Isonomia: Freakin Rican: Mega Steve: Andrew Wiggin: Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!

/got nuthin

Game over, man!

alright! thats enought you two. listen up and listen good.......

It's a bug hunt, isn't it?


thats it! i want ordance loading and weapons detail by 0730.


funniest line is hudson: question? how do i get out of this chicken shiat outfit? you secure that shiat hudson!!

or: WHY DONT YOU PUT HER IN CHARGE!!
 
2011-10-25 01:24:50 PM
Freakin Rican: funniest line is hudson

my fave was Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

No. Have you?
 
2011-10-25 01:25:02 PM
Lipspinach: LewDux: Lifeforce remake?

This is probably the only way to improve on the original.


All I remember about that movie was a woman with an absolutely perfect body walking around naked the entire time. What plot?
 
2011-10-25 01:26:13 PM
Alphax: OtherLittleGuy: basemetal: [i369.photobucket.com image 568x403]

Dat Alien Ass!

Yes, I read that in the voice of Londo Mollari.

/Great Maker!

Centauri males have 6 members, and Centauri females have 6 openings. Makes it hard for a human to keep up..


That was one of the few memorable moments from season 1, especially after he used it to cheat at poker.
 
2011-10-25 01:30:56 PM
Where does the line form?
 
2011-10-25 01:31:12 PM
Vash's Apprentice: Alphax: OtherLittleGuy: basemetal: [i369.photobucket.com image 568x403]

Dat Alien Ass!

Yes, I read that in the voice of Londo Mollari.

/Great Maker!

Centauri males have 6 members, and Centauri females have 6 openings. Makes it hard for a human to keep up..

That was one of the few memorable moments from season 1, especially after he used it to cheat at poker.


In one of the later Technomage novels, a Centauri insults a human technomage by calling him a monoprick.
 
2011-10-25 01:37:21 PM
The-Brain: Where does the line form?

There's an outline forming in my pants. Buit I guess that's not the line you were referring to.
 
2011-10-25 02:09:18 PM
I never thought I'd die this way, but I had always really hoped...

/Not obscure
 
2011-10-25 02:23:02 PM
Is she remaking Emmanuelle in Space? I never thought I'd see Scarlett Johansson on Skinamax...but damn am I looking forward to it.
 
2011-10-25 02:40:13 PM
Solon Isonomia: Freakin Rican: Mega Steve: Andrew Wiggin: Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!

/got nuthin

Game over, man!

alright! thats enought you two. listen up and listen good.......

It's a bug hunt, isn't it?


I got a bad feeling about this drop.
 
2011-10-25 02:57:51 PM
Hey sarge, you're gonna get lip cancer from smokin' those...
 
2011-10-25 02:58:48 PM
mortimer_ford: Solon Isonomia: Freakin Rican: Mega Steve: Andrew Wiggin: Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!

/got nuthin

Game over, man!

alright! thats enought you two. listen up and listen good.......

It's a bug hunt, isn't it?

I got a bad feeling about this drop.


Man you always say that, you always say, "I've got a bad feeling about this drop..."
 
2011-10-25 03:06:50 PM
OtherLittleGuy: basemetal: [i369.photobucket.com image 568x403]

Dat Alien Ass!

Yes, I read that in the voice of Londo Mollari.

/Great Maker!


I see a great hand, reaching out of the stars... to fap.
 
2011-10-25 03:08:41 PM
chaos731: mortimer_ford: Solon Isonomia: Freakin Rican: Mega Steve: Andrew Wiggin: Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!

/got nuthin

Game over, man!

alright! thats enought you two. listen up and listen good.......

It's a bug hunt, isn't it?

I got a bad feeling about this drop.

Man you always say that, you always say, "I've got a bad feeling about this drop..."


don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you!
 
2011-10-25 03:13:32 PM
frepnog: chaos731: mortimer_ford: Solon Isonomia: Freakin Rican: Mega Steve: Andrew Wiggin: Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!

/got nuthin

Game over, man!

alright! thats enought you two. listen up and listen good.......

It's a bug hunt, isn't it?

I got a bad feeling about this drop.

Man you always say that, you always say, "I've got a bad feeling about this drop..."

don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you!


We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!
 
2011-10-25 03:40:31 PM
Freakin Rican: frepnog: chaos731: mortimer_ford: Solon Isonomia: Freakin Rican: Mega Steve: Andrew Wiggin: Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!

/got nuthin

Game over, man!

alright! thats enought you two. listen up and listen good.......

It's a bug hunt, isn't it?

I got a bad feeling about this drop.

Man you always say that, you always say, "I've got a bad feeling about this drop..."

don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you!

We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!


Stand by, we're in for some chop ... we're in the pipe 5 by 5.
 
2011-10-25 03:44:14 PM
Farking Canuck: Freakin Rican: frepnog: chaos731: mortimer_ford: Solon Isonomia: Freakin Rican: Mega Steve: Andrew Wiggin: Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!

/got nuthin

Game over, man!

alright! thats enought you two. listen up and listen good.......

It's a bug hunt, isn't it?

I got a bad feeling about this drop.

Man you always say that, you always say, "I've got a bad feeling about this drop..."

don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you!

We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!

Stand by, we're in for some chop ... we're in the pipe 5 by 5.


hahaha...... no one ever quotes that chic. choked on my fake electronic cig smoke when i read it
 
2011-10-25 03:52:09 PM
I really hope she disn't let that piece of absolute human shiate Sean Penn bang her.
 
2011-10-25 03:58:52 PM
Freakin Rican: Farking Canuck: Freakin Rican: frepnog: chaos731: mortimer_ford: Solon Isonomia: Freakin Rican: Mega Steve: Andrew Wiggin: Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!

/got nuthin

Game over, man!

alright! thats enought you two. listen up and listen good.......

It's a bug hunt, isn't it?

I got a bad feeling about this drop.

Man you always say that, you always say, "I've got a bad feeling about this drop..."

don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you!

We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!

Stand by, we're in for some chop ... we're in the pipe 5 by 5.

hahaha...... no one ever quotes that chic. choked on my fake electronic cig smoke when i read it


Where's the damned beacon? Oh there it is...
 
2011-10-25 04:26:05 PM
Freakin Rican: Farking Canuck: Freakin Rican: frepnog: chaos731: mortimer_ford: Solon Isonomia: Freakin Rican: Mega Steve: Andrew Wiggin: Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!

/got nuthin

Game over, man!

alright! thats enought you two. listen up and listen good.......

It's a bug hunt, isn't it?

I got a bad feeling about this drop.

Man you always say that, you always say, "I've got a bad feeling about this drop..."

don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you!

We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!

Stand by, we're in for some chop ... we're in the pipe 5 by 5.

hahaha...... no one ever quotes that chic. choked on my fake electronic cig smoke when i read it


The shuttles in Starcraft use those two lines. They are burned into my skull from the thousands of hours playing.
 
2011-10-25 05:17:17 PM
chaos731: Freakin Rican: Farking Canuck: Freakin Rican: frepnog: chaos731: mortimer_ford: Solon Isonomia: Freakin Rican: Mega Steve: Andrew Wiggin: Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!

/got nuthin

Game over, man!

alright! thats enought you two. listen up and listen good.......

It's a bug hunt, isn't it?

I got a bad feeling about this drop.

Man you always say that, you always say, "I've got a bad feeling about this drop..."

don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you!

We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!

Stand by, we're in for some chop ... we're in the pipe 5 by 5.

hahaha...... no one ever quotes that chic. choked on my fake electronic cig smoke when i read it

Where's the damned beacon? Oh there it is...


Spunkmeyer? God dammit...
 
2011-10-25 05:57:19 PM
peterthx: chaos731: Freakin Rican: Farking Canuck: Freakin Rican: frepnog: chaos731: mortimer_ford: Solon Isonomia: Freakin Rican: Mega Steve: Andrew Wiggin: Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!

/got nuthin

Game over, man!

alright! thats enought you two. listen up and listen good.......

It's a bug hunt, isn't it?

I got a bad feeling about this drop.

Man you always say that, you always say, "I've got a bad feeling about this drop..."

don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you!

We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!

Stand by, we're in for some chop ... we're in the pipe 5 by 5.

hahaha...... no one ever quotes that chic. choked on my fake electronic cig smoke when i read it

Where's the damned beacon? Oh there it is...

Spunkmeyer? God dammit...


Guess she don't like the corn bread, either.
 
2011-10-25 06:25:18 PM
Man, I tell ya, leaking those nude pics really upped her general popularity profile.

All sorts of people I know now are aware of her who were not aware before

/oh right, sorry, hacked phone pics
 
2011-10-25 07:38:11 PM
Abdullah The Destroyer: Andrew Wiggin: Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!

/got nuthin

hudson, c'mere. COME. HERE.


You secure that shiat, Hudson!

/I got nothin'
 
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