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(Some Guy) Florida When do you know it's time to switch from huffing Ultra-Duster to a lighter inhalant: The stolen '90 Camry? The police lights in its rearview? The feces?   (naplesnews.com) divider line 25
More: Florida, Camry, Emergency vehicle lighting, Collier County, U.S. 41, East Naples, video surveillance, Best Buy  
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2011-10-25 11:14:28 AM
It would be the feces for me. That would do it.
 
2011-10-25 11:14:30 AM
What the heck is ultra-duster?
 
2011-10-25 11:14:42 AM
While deputies attempted to read him his Miranda rights, Killilea kept interrupting saying he wanted to kill himself.

Go figure.
 
2011-10-25 11:18:22 AM
Because who thinks to lock a 1990 Camry?
 
2011-10-25 11:20:35 AM
TFA headline: "Man found with feces on him stole car, Collier deputies say MUG SHOT"

...nice editing there.
 
2011-10-25 11:21:06 AM
should have resorted to gold paint

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Oblig.

Patrick Tribett always sets a good example
 
2011-10-25 11:21:40 AM
High on air canisters in a stolen Camery with shiat all over you is no way to go through life, son.
 
2011-10-25 11:23:21 AM
I can't imagine anything more likely to induce a fit of the ol' suicidal thoughts: You're "huffing", so you can't afford real drugs and are throwing away brain cells like so much confetti (you can't spare any). You're driving a stolen 1990 Camry. You have feces on your person which may or may not be your own. You are being read your miranda rights, so your day is about to get...worse?
 
2011-10-25 11:23:29 AM
"It's like I'm walking on sunshine!"
 
2011-10-25 11:23:33 AM
i47.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-25 11:25:07 AM
rubi_con_man: What the heck is ultra-duster?

awdus.us

A can of air with propellant used to clean dust off of electronics and computer shiat.
 
2011-10-25 11:36:44 AM
Knew a guy in high school that huffed himself retarded. He looked like a normal guy but when he started talking you could tell that he wasn't all quite there. I thought he actually did have an illness but someone who had grown up with the guy told me he was actually normal until he started huffing everything under the sun when he was in middle school. Kind of felt sorry for the guy after that.

/not so csb
 
2011-10-25 11:44:51 AM
images.spatiallyadjusted.com

Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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2011-10-25 11:51:45 AM
rubi_con_man: What the heck is ultra-duster?

A spray can of 1,1-Difluoroethane (link to MSDS), also known as HFC-152a refrigerant. It's an environmentally friendly high; it depletes brain cells but not the ozone layer.
 
2011-10-25 12:08:48 PM
I remember in middle school the rumor was the air duster was filled with nitrous oxiode. I didnt even believe that back then but some idiot tilted the can upside down sprayed it into his lungs passed out fell in his pool and drowned. Real men of genius
 
2011-10-25 12:28:07 PM
His myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/eggplantxanadu (new window)
 
2011-10-25 12:39:33 PM
I'm That Guy: His myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/eggplantxanadu (new window)

Kevin Patrick Killilea just earned the Trendsetter badge
 
2011-10-25 12:42:59 PM
Jesus, did they remember to mention that he had feces on him?
 
2011-10-25 12:45:16 PM
It is ALWAYS the feces.
 
2011-10-25 01:20:57 PM
img.fullst.com

Gasoline.
 
2011-10-25 02:02:15 PM
I wish they'd elaborated about the feces. Did he shiat himself or did he have dog crap on his shoe?

/Not often I find myself saying, "I wish they'd elaborated about the feces."
 
2011-10-25 02:05:39 PM
Scaturday already ?
 
2011-10-25 03:48:44 PM
funk_soul_bubby: [img.fullst.com image 400x302]

Gasoline.


Where are my sunglasses?
 
2011-10-25 04:46:35 PM
I've had the occasional lapse in judgment but I always seem to find my bearings long before I'm covered in feces.
 
2011-10-25 10:15:12 PM
Stories like this are why I just love public comment section.

roflmao "Recipe for Disaster".
 
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