FARK.com: (6674396) When do you know it's time to switch from huffing Ultra-Duster to a lighter inhalant: The stolen '90 Camry? The police lights in its rearview? The feces?

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(Some Guy)		When do you know it's time to switch from huffing Ultra-Duster to a lighter inhalant: The stolen '90 Camry? The police lights in its rearview? The feces? (naplesnews.com)		25
		More: Florida, Camry, Emergency vehicle lighting, Collier County, U.S. 41, East Naples, video surveillance, Best Buy

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25 Comments (+0 »)

AqueousBoy

2011-10-25 11:14:28 AM

It would be the feces for me. That would do it.

rubi_con_man

2011-10-25 11:14:30 AM

What the heck is ultra-duster?

Harv72b

2011-10-25 11:14:42 AM

While deputies attempted to read him his Miranda rights, Killilea kept interrupting saying he wanted to kill himself.

Go figure.

Aphoticamy

2011-10-25 11:18:22 AM

Because who thinks to lock a 1990 Camry?

coffeepriest

2011-10-25 11:20:35 AM

TFA headline: "Man found with feces on him stole car, Collier deputies say MUG SHOT"

...nice editing there.

winpioneer

2011-10-25 11:21:06 AM

should have resorted to gold paint

s3.amazonaws.com

Oblig.

Patrick Tribett always sets a good example

earthworm2.0

2011-10-25 11:21:40 AM

High on air canisters in a stolen Camery with shiat all over you is no way to go through life, son.

Aphoticamy

2011-10-25 11:23:21 AM

I can't imagine anything more likely to induce a fit of the ol' suicidal thoughts: You're "huffing", so you can't afford real drugs and are throwing away brain cells like so much confetti (you can't spare any). You're driving a stolen 1990 Camry. You have feces on your person which may or may not be your own. You are being read your miranda rights, so your day is about to get...worse?

Sin_City_Superhero

2011-10-25 11:23:29 AM

"It's like I'm walking on sunshine!"

Plant Rights Activist

2011-10-25 11:23:33 AM

Fark In The Duck

2011-10-25 11:25:07 AM

rubi_con_man: What the heck is ultra-duster?

awdus.us

A can of air with propellant used to clean dust off of electronics and computer shiat.

EducatedBum

2011-10-25 11:36:44 AM

Knew a guy in high school that huffed himself retarded. He looked like a normal guy but when he started talking you could tell that he wasn't all quite there. I thought he actually did have an illness but someone who had grown up with the guy told me he was actually normal until he started huffing everything under the sun when he was in middle school. Kind of felt sorry for the guy after that.

/not so csb

TheWhoppah

2011-10-25 11:44:51 AM

Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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Ivo Shandor

2011-10-25 11:51:45 AM

rubi_con_man: What the heck is ultra-duster?

A spray can of 1,1-Difluoroethane (link to MSDS), also known as HFC-152a refrigerant. It's an environmentally friendly high; it depletes brain cells but not the ozone layer.

groppet

2011-10-25 12:08:48 PM

I remember in middle school the rumor was the air duster was filled with nitrous oxiode. I didnt even believe that back then but some idiot tilted the can upside down sprayed it into his lungs passed out fell in his pool and drowned. Real men of genius

I'm That Guy

2011-10-25 12:28:07 PM

His myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/eggplantxanadu (new window)

offmymeds

2011-10-25 12:39:33 PM

I'm That Guy: His myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/eggplantxanadu (new window)

Kevin Patrick Killilea just earned the Trendsetter badge

ZombiesYall

2011-10-25 12:42:59 PM

Jesus, did they remember to mention that he had feces on him?

Buttknuckle

2011-10-25 12:45:16 PM

It is ALWAYS the feces.

funk_soul_bubby

2011-10-25 01:20:57 PM

Gasoline.

garnetlion

2011-10-25 02:02:15 PM

I wish they'd elaborated about the feces. Did he shiat himself or did he have dog crap on his shoe?

/Not often I find myself saying, "I wish they'd elaborated about the feces."

RY28

2011-10-25 02:05:39 PM

Scaturday already ?

dr.zaeus

2011-10-25 03:48:44 PM

funk_soul_bubby: [img.fullst.com image 400x302]

Gasoline.

Where are my sunglasses?

CitizenTed

2011-10-25 04:46:35 PM

I've had the occasional lapse in judgment but I always seem to find my bearings long before I'm covered in feces.

Slam63

2011-10-25 10:15:12 PM

Stories like this are why I just love public comment section.

roflmao "Recipe for Disaster".