What young lady doesn't want to be groped by a carney.

Well?

"Yousef Hashem"

Probably just a cultural thing.

What's his FARK handle?

watson.t.hamster: "Yousef Hashem"

Probably just a cultural thing.

Well he is a carnie.

The Austin Powers' defense


/hot like Liz

Hashem allegedly squeezed the girl's crotch so hard that she fell to the ground.

I've never managed to touch a girl there in a way that made her legs weak.

When I think about you I touch Yousef....

/gots Nuthin....

Typical muslim male behavior. Seen it many times.

watson.t.hamster: "Yousef Hashem"

Gesundheit

No 72 virgins for you.

I for one refuse to believe a guy named Yousef could possibly be guilty of sexual assault. People of middle eastern descent have always proven themselves to be enlightened, non-cavemen.

Read the comments to find the girls was dressed as wonder woman and asking for it, and that the media has "twisted" this story.

The dad was just jealous the guy didn't grope him that is all.

The facetard comments after are awesome. It seems like people around his age that know him are shrieking lies and a misreported story, while the old timers in the neighborhood are going straight freeper on him, calling for death and in the same breath saying "that don't fly in 'Merika, buddy."

Groped so hard she fell to the ground? More likely, groped so just right she fell to the ground and is to embarrassed to admit it.

BurnShrike: Hashem allegedly squeezed the girl's crotch so hard that she fell to the ground.

I've never managed to touch a girl there in a way that made her legs weak.

Well you need to leave your mom's basement first, and when the sack falls down give it another try.

My favorite entry from the comments section:

* clears throat *

SCARY THOUGHT !!! PPL ARE THERE 2 HAVE A GOOD TIME NOT GET VIOLATED N TO PUT HIM BACK ON THA JOB AROUND ALL THOSE CHILDREN ??? !!! NOT GOOD !!!! I LIVE 2 MINUTE WALK AWAY N AM SOOO DISCUSSTED* HOPE THEY LOCK HIM UP FOR A SPHYC HEARIN !!! IS HE REJISTERED ?? HE SHOULD BE AFTER THIS

Indeed. Give him a sphyc hearing and rejister him, stat.

Subby missed out, the guy was a Carney - definitely worth a mention. Glad the Dad continued the chase - even happier the bouncers kept him out of trouble.

I hope the carney does some time for this - of course, for him, that might be considered finishing school.

eas81: BurnShrike: Hashem allegedly squeezed the girl's crotch so hard that she fell to the ground.

I've never managed to touch a girl there in a way that made her legs weak.

Well you need to leave your mom's basement first, and when the sack falls down give it another try.

I'll have you know I'm 34 and I moved out of my mom's basement months ago. Nice try, buddy.

Profiling.

Super Chronic:

Indeed. Give him a sphyc hearing and rejister him, stat.

Sounds painful.

Oh, good grief.

There's tons of cases of sexual assault every day committed by homegrown, red-blooded Americans, and yet one case involving a case named Yousef, and we have a ton a comments characterizing it as "typical Muslim behavior."

Unfortunately, sexual violence against women is too common in every culture, including ours.

Jack Black 62: Too bad he did not catch him in the back with a bullet.

Yea, the dad would have been way better off if he had done that.

Who does that?
Ive always wondered what possible gratification one could get from crotch-grabbing or dick-waving.

If you are too ugly/stupid/poor to get a woman then do what every other sonofabiatch does and take your unattractive ass home and wack it yourself.

BurnShrike: eas81: BurnShrike: Hashem allegedly squeezed the girl's crotch so hard that she fell to the ground.

I've never managed to touch a girl there in a way that made her legs weak.

Well you need to leave your mom's basement first, and when the sack falls down give it another try.

I'll have you know I'm 34 and I moved out of my mom's basement months ago. Nice try, buddy.

So, how do you like the attic?

I'm glad you stopped me when you did. I might have killed him

Super Chronic: My favorite entry from the comments section:

* clears throat *

SCARY THOUGHT !!! PPL ARE THERE 2 HAVE A GOOD TIME NOT GET VIOLATED N TO PUT HIM BACK ON THA JOB AROUND ALL THOSE CHILDREN ??? !!! NOT GOOD !!!! I LIVE 2 MINUTE WALK AWAY N AM SOOO DISCUSSTED* HOPE THEY LOCK HIM UP FOR A SPHYC HEARIN !!! IS HE REJISTERED ?? HE SHOULD BE AFTER THIS

Indeed. Give him a sphyc hearing and rejister him, stat.

Proof, once again, that Fark is a bastion of intelligent discourse in a sea of blithering idiocy.

Doc Daneeka: Oh, good grief.

There's tons of cases of sexual assault every day committed by homegrown, red-blooded Americans, and yet one case involving a case named Yousef, and we have a ton a comments characterizing it as "typical Muslim behavior."

Unfortunately, sexual violence against women is too common in every culture, including ours.

All cultures have sexual violence, not all cultures have them at the same rates or view them in the same way.

Do you agree?

Doc Daneeka: Oh, good grief.

There's tons of cases of sexual assault every day committed by homegrown, red-blooded Americans, and yet one case involving a case named Yousef, and we have a ton a comments characterizing it as "typical Muslim behavior."

Unfortunately, sexual violence against women is too common in every culture, including ours.

As if! American sexual predators get their marks liquored up before they violate them. None of this "Allah forbids it" nonsense, thank you very much!

On a more serious note, he actually thought the excuse "I accidentally grabbed her cooter with all my might to keep from falling" would work? The blessed triangle is many things, but a handhold isn't one of them.

cgraves67: What young lady doesn't want to be groped by a carney.





Probably not what you meant to say.
/probably.

Was she hot?

Filthy carnies.

factoryconnection: The blessed triangle is many things, but a handhold isn't one of them.

I wish you had mentioned that before I got banned from the bowling alley.

watson.t.hamster: "Yousef Hashem"

Probably just a cultural thing.

Oooo, baby, it's a wild world.

ihatedumbpeople: Was she hot?

15 and in a wonder woman outfit.

so pretty much yes

Doc Daneeka: Unfortunately, sexual violence against women is too common in every culture, including ours.

That's what my gf said right before i gave her two fresh shiners for not bringing my sammich with her when she came out of the kitchen.

urban.derelict: Doc Daneeka: Unfortunately, sexual violence against women is too common in every culture, including ours.

That's what my gf said right before i gave her two fresh shiners for not bringing my sammich with her when she came out of the kitchen.

thats just retarded,

Everyone knows you leave at least one good eye,

ChrisDe: watson.t.hamster: "Yousef Hashem"

Probably just a cultural thing.

Oooo, baby, it's a wild world.

You forgot the second babby