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(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing Yet more bad news for actors: Keira Knightley issues no-spanking rule   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 68
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The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 11:38:01 AM
I'm not happy with it, but if got my shot I could abide by that rule....

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AkaranD
2011-10-25 02:39:14 PM
I stopped reading when the article said she was tied to a bed.



When is this movie coming out again?
 
wantedbadass
2011-10-25 02:44:36 PM
I thought Olivia Wilde made this girl obsolete.
 
OldRod
2011-10-25 02:45:25 PM
I have a strict no spanking rule as well. Of course, if it was Ms. Knightly wanting to do the spanking, then any rule can be set aside!!
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 02:45:54 PM
You've been a naughty,naughty lass,Kiera.


Come here and take your punishment.
 
Thelyphthoric [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 02:46:10 PM
Too late, spankin' right now.
 
TheraTx
2011-10-25 02:47:17 PM
didn't this exact article appear a month or two ago?
 
ZMugg
2011-10-25 02:48:10 PM
Silly English Ka-nigget-ly.

You need a butt to get spanked.
 
groppet
2011-10-25 02:48:29 PM
Damn I just hope she dosent go the Kirk Cameron route.
 
bgddy24601 [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 02:51:24 PM
Thelyphthoric: Too late, spankin' right now.

I also planned on posting a similar sentiment

/"came here to say this" looked weird when considering the subject matter
//is she willing to give, even if not receive?
///I would like a spanking
////and then the oral sex!
 
Smackledorfer
2011-10-25 02:53:14 PM
Plenty of fish in the sea. Well, I'm never going to get any of these girls, but I don't need to fantasize about the prudes turning me down for fun stuff. Give her roles to someone who takes the work seriously.
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 02:56:39 PM
Homina homina homina!
 
MDGeist
2011-10-25 02:59:10 PM
Her big head is freaky looking.
 
Thelyphthoric [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 02:59:53 PM
bgddy24601: Thelyphthoric: Too late, spankin' right now.

I also planned on posting a similar sentiment

/"came here to say this" looked weird when considering the subject matter
//is she willing to give, even if not receive?
///I would like a spanking
////and then the oral sex!

Ok, this is normally never appropriate but...
I did write a song about it (new window)
 
zato_ichi
2011-10-25 03:00:01 PM
Can I still pull her hair and spit in her face? Because, you know, biatches need to recognize.
 
mhd
2011-10-25 03:02:43 PM
"I actually said to him before we shot the spanking scenes, 'If you touch me I will kill you' and he did remind me that I was tied to a bed at the time and really I shouldn't be making any threats," she said.

I'd call that banter.

The actress [...] added that watching the nude scenes was "strange" but that the job was a "dream come true".

I'd call that accurate.
 
Von_Ruff [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 03:04:17 PM
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OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 03:15:57 PM
Great. Now how else will she be persuaded to stop farking around with the Yakuza and go back to her mamma?
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 03:21:50 PM
I see her point of view. She got into acting to do "legitimate" work, not pornography. You can argue all you want about how "artistic" it is, but it's a slippery slope.
 
Somaticasual
2011-10-25 03:26:51 PM
How do you have a sex scene with a no-touching rule? What, do they layer towels between them like a germaphobe?
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 03:29:43 PM
Smackledorfer: Plenty of fish in the sea. Well, I'm never going to get any of these girls, but I don't need to fantasize about the prudes turning me down for fun stuff. Give her roles to someone who takes the work seriously.

So she's a prude because she's not comfortable being sexually free with someone who isn't her boyfriend, not to mention an audience of millions of strangers? So what you're saying is everyone who's not Paris Hilton about their sexuality is a prude?
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 03:31:45 PM
I don't get why you guys don't understand the point that just because she's not free and libertine with you, who are a stranger to her, that doesn't make her a prude. There's no contradiction in being libertine with your lover and closed off with everyone else. Are actresses supposed to be sluts for all audiences??
 
RivenSilver
2011-10-25 03:32:12 PM
Von_Ruff: [cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com image 412x1100]

I lol'd so hard
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 03:32:24 PM
Von_Ruff: [cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com image 412x1100]

trololololol!
 
Soup4Bonnie
2011-10-25 03:32:52 PM
SnakeMan: Are actresses supposed to be sluts for all audiences??

Hear hear!
 
pissnmoan
2011-10-25 03:37:55 PM
The sweetest meat is closest to the bone. I Don't mind sharp knees or sunken chests. That's not where you fark 'em. Don't mind the multisammich gobblers much either. The only question I have is: "Does she have enthusiasm?" Chief Dan George.
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2011-10-25 03:38:03 PM
She's pretty in the face, and that's the only place.
 
Rubber Biscuit
2011-10-25 03:38:26 PM
What I do in my own home watching her movies is none of her business!
 
StoPPeRmobile
2011-10-25 03:48:31 PM
SnakeMan: I don't get why you guys don't understand the point that just because she's not free and libertine with you, who are a stranger to her, that doesn't make her a prude. There's no contradiction in being libertine with your lover and closed off with everyone else. Are actresses supposed to be sluts for all audiences??

Is it unreasonable to suggest that there is a middle ground?
 
Rude Turnip
2011-10-25 04:08:00 PM
Why is everyone posting picture of Natalie Portman in this thread?
 
Balchinian
2011-10-25 04:08:23 PM
Meh...rules were made to be broken.

Or is that more of a guideline than a rule?
 
sotua
2011-10-25 04:14:08 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not happy with it, but if got my shot I could abide by that rule....

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Gorgeous face, but WHER TITTIES WHER?
 
Lawn Maintenance Professional
2011-10-25 04:24:19 PM
SnakeMan: libertine

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/Hot, if you know what I mean
 
89 Stick-Up Kid
2011-10-25 04:26:43 PM
Is she afraid of breaking her emaciated body on a hard spank?
 
vudukungfu
2011-10-25 04:30:19 PM
Probably because when she is spanked, she Involuntarily squirts.
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 04:32:13 PM
Lawn Maintenance Professional: SnakeMan: libertine

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/Hot, if you know what I mean

When he fingerbangs his wife in the coach? If memory serves it's very early in the movie, perhaps minutes in...

and...

I'll be back in a spell.
 
Shadowknight
2011-10-25 04:41:00 PM
To be fair, Sub by, she said no to fake spanking. She never said anything about the real thing.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 04:42:38 PM
Rude Turnip: Why is everyone posting picture of Natalie Portman in this thread?



Ahhh! Good volley,sir!
 
Psycoholic_Slag
2011-10-25 04:45:48 PM
She's cute but dayum homegirl needs a sammich.
 
paidhima
2011-10-25 04:49:20 PM
I don't know if she wants to start limiting her opportunities for lesbians and infernos at this point in her career.
 
Flappyhead
2011-10-25 05:39:22 PM
wantedbadass: I thought Olivia Wilde made this girl obsolete.

Pshht, Keira at least shows the goods with rather astonishing frequency. Wilde did it once, got famous and has kept the girls covered up ever since.
 
Jizz Master Zero
2011-10-25 06:05:02 PM
Keira Knightley issues no-spanking rule

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!

/Seriously, if you're not going to help out, get out of my way.
//Be part of the solution Keira, not part of the problem.
 
Knara
2011-10-25 06:14:29 PM
SnakeMan: I don't get why you guys don't understand the point that just because she's not free and libertine with you, who are a stranger to her, that doesn't make her a prude. There's no contradiction in being libertine with your lover and closed off with everyone else. Are actresses supposed to be sluts for all audiences??

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macadamnut
2011-10-25 06:28:19 PM
Whatever. I much prefer the original Keira, Keeley.

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RADA cranks out about three of them a year. You only know who she is because of those gay ass-pirate movies.
 
Smackledorfer
2011-10-25 06:28:58 PM
StoPPeRmobile: SnakeMan: I don't get why you guys don't understand the point that just because she's not free and libertine with you, who are a stranger to her, that doesn't make her a prude. There's no contradiction in being libertine with your lover and closed off with everyone else. Are actresses supposed to be sluts for all audiences??

Is it unreasonable to suggest that there is a middle ground?

She is fine getting paid for a sex scene, she just doesn't want to to be touched in any way, even a spank. That's what annoys me here. And yes, there is absolutely a middle ground between slut and prude.
 
sinanju
2011-10-25 06:31:58 PM
Maureen O'Hara seemed to get spanked in every movie for a while...

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mongbiohazard
2011-10-25 06:40:11 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: She's pretty in the face, and that's the only place.


That's funny because I think she's got a rocking bod and a very generic face.
 
MooseUpNorth
2011-10-25 06:58:04 PM
I still say she looks like Wil most of the time.
 
Phil Moskowitz
2011-10-25 07:03:05 PM
macadamnut: Whatever. I much prefer the original Keira, Keeley.

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RADA cranks out about three of them a year. You only know who she is because of those gay ass-pirate movies.

Never seen that pic of keeley hawes. I hope she pops back into spooks for a cameo.
 
Malcolm_Sex
2011-10-25 07:12:49 PM
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