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(CNBC) Fail Texas Instruments warns their fourth quarter may have an E at the end   (cnbc.com) divider line 26
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2011-10-25 09:30:09 AM
I told their accountant not to divide by zero, but he wouldn't listen
 
2011-10-25 09:55:55 AM
Quartere?
 
2011-10-25 10:07:18 AM
It took me a minute to get that, subby. We are allowed to use a calculator on this section of the test, aren't we?
 
2011-10-25 10:14:58 AM

Go back to making and selling top of the line calculators to college students and your profit will return. Forget the military contracts.


www.ticalc.org

A little calculator porn from 1995
 
2011-10-25 10:23:21 AM
stuhayes2010: Go back to making and selling top of the line calculators to college students and your profit will return. Forget the military contracts.


[www.ticalc.org image 356x373]

A little calculator porn from 1995


5318008?
 
2011-10-25 10:23:42 AM
I wonder whatever happened to my TI Sinclair.
 
2011-10-25 10:24:58 AM
hurdboy: It took me a minute to get that, subby. We are allowed to use a calculator on this section of the test, aren't we?

Real men use one of these:

i52.tinypic.com
 
2011-10-25 10:25:24 AM
I only read the tag and something about the 4th quarter and wondered why this thread isn't in the Sports tab...
 
2011-10-25 10:29:34 AM
yafh.com
 
2011-10-25 10:29:51 AM
Diogenes: I wonder whatever happened to my TI Timex Sinclair.

FTFY. Texas Instruments had the TI-99/4A, Timex had the Timex Sinclair. Two totally different machines.
 
2011-10-25 10:32:37 AM
dittybopper: Real men use one of these:

I am getting old. I did learn how to use one of those in high school. I never used one after that.

/I also learned to type on an IBM Selectric III
 
2011-10-25 10:36:20 AM
dittybopper: Diogenes: I wonder whatever happened to my TI Timex Sinclair.

FTFY. Texas Instruments had the TI-99/4A, Timex had the Timex Sinclair. Two totally different machines.


I did not know that :-(
 
2011-10-25 10:46:17 AM
I still have one of these somewhere.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-10-25 11:07:22 AM
Diogenes: dittybopper: Diogenes: I wonder whatever happened to my TI Timex Sinclair.

FTFY. Texas Instruments had the TI-99/4A, Timex had the Timex Sinclair. Two totally different machines.

I did not know that :-(


It's perfectly understandable that people get the two confused. The systems were typically marketed side-by-side on department store shelves in the early 1980's.
 
2011-10-25 11:12:05 AM
dittybopper: hurdboy: It took me a minute to get that, subby. We are allowed to use a calculator on this section of the test, aren't we?

Real men use one of these:

[i52.tinypic.com image 638x172]


If it ain't a log log duplex decitrig, it ain't shiat.
 
2011-10-25 11:33:52 AM
jjorsett: dittybopper: hurdboy: It took me a minute to get that, subby. We are allowed to use a calculator on this section of the test, aren't we?

Real men use one of these:

[i52.tinypic.com image 638x172]

If it ain't a log log duplex decitrig, it ain't shiat.


Yeah, but it fits in my pocket, which means I can take it every where I go. The slipstick you have with you is better than the one at home on your desk.

Besides which, I've got a big-ass circular rule for the hard stuff at home. You can build one for yourself, just go here and print them out. I've built the Yokota Log-Log rule which is also a decitrig, but the easiest to build are the circular ones (I use Image #1).
 
2011-10-25 11:49:14 AM
hurdboy: It took me a minute to get that, subby.

took me 2.

/2 long, that is! *ZING*
 
2011-10-25 11:51:10 AM
Kind of surprised considering they're producing processors for some pretty high-profile android phones set to be released soon, but I have no idea what percentage of their operations those kinds of chips represent.
 
2011-10-25 03:37:33 PM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2011-10-25 06:30:25 PM
stuhayes2010: Go back to making and selling top of the line calculators to college students and your profit will return. Forget the military contracts.


[www.ticalc.org image 356x373]

A little calculator porn from 1995


Superior:
i.imgur.com

/I have an 83, 83+,85, and 86
//86 is my favorite, the menuing system used by the 83 and 84 is horrible
 
2011-10-25 06:59:44 PM
Heh... just turned my old TI-89 into Good Will a couple days ago. It wasn't doing any good sitting on a shelf.

/Hopefully it'll help some high school / college kid out in their math class
//Should have removed my physics cheat sheets.
 
2011-10-25 07:34:25 PM
HP's reverse polish notation ruined all other calculators for me.
 
2011-10-25 09:45:05 PM
Even superiorer:
www.hpmuseum.org

The article says that TI just bought National and that's why they missed their earnings.
I personally think they are circling the wagons...
I'm not going to miss them. I just hope Intel buys that shiny new fab they built in Richardson!
 
HBK
2011-10-26 12:10:15 AM
Engineering Calculus I with a TI-86 = A
Business Calculus II with a TI-81 = C

For my fail

/stupid TI-86 got drenched in vodka
//college
///best calculator I ever had, but HP 12C was good for what it was
 
2011-10-26 12:33:37 AM
stuhayes2010: Go back to making and selling top of the line calculators to college students and your profit will return. Forget the military contracts.


[www.ticalc.org image 356x373]

A little calculator porn from 1995


The still make the same calculators as they did 15 years ago. They also still sell them at the same high prices. If it was anyother piece of electronics I doubt this would be the case.
 
2011-10-27 04:25:31 PM
stuhayes2010: A little calculator porn from 1995

Swap out the mini-phone serial port at the bottom of that for a standard microUSB, and it's calculator porn from 2011.

If by "porn" you mean "overpriced and underpowered".
 
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