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(Orlando Sentinel) Florida "Mom left kids in car to steal." Hey, thanks. Free kids   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 24
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gopher321 [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 10:04:29 AM
...she had been caught stealing two bags of candy and cosmetics

Hey, at least she's thinking of her kids!
 
atomic-age
2011-10-25 10:26:45 AM
No, thanks. I don't want any, even free ones.
 
Grapple [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 10:28:01 AM
she really could use the cosmetics.... I can see why she was stealing those at least.
 
Another Government Employee
2011-10-25 10:28:25 AM
Dog face.
 
Freakin Rican
2011-10-25 10:28:41 AM
yay...the penis is going in there
 
NFD [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 10:29:40 AM
Headline says it all. Over at the starting gate.
 
thelordofcheese
2011-10-25 10:30:40 AM
Grapple: she really could use the cosmetics.... I can see why she was stealing those at least.

It's like Snookie merged with Octomom....
 
BullBearMS
2011-10-25 10:33:12 AM
Oh sure... You think they are free now, but I assure you it's a trap.
 
jdmac
2011-10-25 10:35:11 AM
www.animecrazy.net
Hi guys, did some one say "free kids"?
 
lenfromak
2011-10-25 10:41:30 AM
It's a trap all right
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WhiteChocolateCupcake
2011-10-25 10:41:40 AM
Joke's on you, submitter. Those little farkers get expensive FAST...can't even put the newborn to work for another few years.
 
thelordofcheese
2011-10-25 10:44:52 AM
WhiteChocolateCupcake: Joke's on you, submitter. Those little farkers get expensive FAST...can't even put the newborn to work for another few years.

I have a proposal:
 
BullBearMS
2011-10-25 10:48:13 AM
thelordofcheese: WhiteChocolateCupcake: Joke's on you, submitter. Those little farkers get expensive FAST...can't even put the newborn to work for another few years.

I have a proposal:

Is it modest?
 
Real Women Drink Akvavit
2011-10-25 10:56:08 AM
I don't think she needs any more eyeliner and a bag over the head would solve her other problems. I do hope she snagged some heavy duty concealer though because the mom of that newborn might just give her a few well deserved bruises. Unless she's a farktard too, of course.

/I'd recommend a plastic bag
 
LostInTO
2011-10-25 10:57:49 AM
Came for the pedobear approval pics, leaving disappointed.
 
vudukungfu
2011-10-25 10:58:01 AM
WhiteChocolateCupcake: Joke's on you, submitter. Those little farkers get expensive FAST...can't even put the newborn to work for another few years.

But you can send them to afghanistan?
 
zez
2011-10-25 11:00:42 AM
So an 11 year old isn't old enough to sit in a car by herself? She's going to be driving in just a few years!
 
zez
2011-10-25 11:02:17 AM
A Kissimmee woman

media.trb.com

um no thanks, I'm not kissing that
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 11:08:25 AM
"It must be my birthday"
img.photobucket.com
 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros
2011-10-25 11:22:05 AM
In the late 80s and early 90s, the Houston Astros had a minor league team there: the Osceola Astros.

I always thought naming the team after the county rather than the city was a bad marketing decision--I don't like baseball, but I damn sure would have bought a Kissimmee Astros shirt.
 
namegoeshere
2011-10-25 11:29:18 AM
zez: So an 11 year old isn't old enough to sit in a car by herself? She's going to be driving in just a few years!

That was my thought as well, unless it was an exceptionally horrid neighborhood. But it sounds like she had no farking idea how to look after the babby, so maybe she was a really dumb 11.
 
stuffy
2011-10-25 11:43:31 AM
Just like puppies, there is no such thing as "free kids".
 
mytdawg
2011-10-25 11:50:14 AM
I guess you could start a textile factory if you got enough of the little bastards. Or at least the requisite fire.
 
clarkcox3
2011-10-25 09:06:23 PM
America has turned into a bunch of pussies. I see absolutely nothing wrong with letting an 11 year old wait in a car, watching a baby sibling.
 
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