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		We live in a scary world. There's the omnipresent threat of international terrorism. The looming specter of global economic collapse. A surge of vaccine-resistant diseases. And Baxter, a Westie-bichon frise mix who poops wherever he wants (washingtonpost.com)		151
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Walker

2011-10-25 11:09:52 AM

gwydion56

2011-10-25 12:47:02 PM

FTFA: "PooPrints works like this: All the dogs in a complex or neighborhood are given a cheek swab to gather their DNA. When a mess is not cleaned up, the property manager sends a sample of the offending poop to PooPrints to match its DNA against the swab database."

CSI Poopville?

/Working for PooPrints is a crappy job.

RaceDTruck

2011-10-25 12:59:44 PM

Just clean up after your dog for Pete's sake! Bring a bag with you when you take them out, chances are, you'll get to fill it.

Lawsuit is a bit extreme though. If you're that upset, get your own bag and pick it up.

Saborlas

2011-10-25 01:05:51 PM

gopher321

2011-10-25 02:42:17 PM

Baxter needs a beating.

bhcompy

2011-10-25 02:48:42 PM

Just make sure you keep him away from Jack Black

atomic-age

2011-10-25 02:49:08 PM

White dog problems.

pxlboy

2011-10-25 02:49:28 PM

atomic-age: White dog problems.

this

Tapakip

2011-10-25 02:49:41 PM

Wanted for questioning:

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that bosnian sniper

2011-10-25 02:50:49 PM

It's dog shiat for chrissake. They're dogs, they shiat.

This mental handicap who is so up in arms over the beautification of his yard and the sullying that one dog's shiat irrevocably causes probably pays people to spread shiat and spray piss all over it twice a year and is too farking stupid to realize it.

bump

2011-10-25 02:51:04 PM

/Lucky guy

TenuredPirate

2011-10-25 02:51:38 PM

Saborlas:

i need a pair of these.

KangTheMad

2011-10-25 02:53:19 PM

This is truly the face of all evil, just look at his soulless eyes, always watching, always judging. Always looking for a place to poo.

www.washingtonpost.com

Runs_With_Scissors_

2011-10-25 02:53:51 PM

atomic-age: White dog problems.

From a study by the University of South Florida: "...dogs generate disease-causing bacteria that can make people sick. Studies done in the last few years put dogs third or fourth on the list of contributors to bacteria in contaminated waters.

From mutt to blue-blooded champion, all dogs harbor so-called coliform bacteria, which live in the gut. The group includes E. coli, a bacterium that can cause disease, and fecal coliform bacteria, which spread through feces. Dogs also carry salmonella and giardia."

THAT's why you should clean up after your dog.

/has had a black lab for the last decade

KangTheMad

2011-10-25 02:55:57 PM

Runs_With_Scissors_: atomic-age: White dog problems.

From a study by the University of South Florida: "...dogs generate disease-causing bacteria that can make people sick. Studies done in the last few years put dogs third or fourth on the list of contributors to bacteria in contaminated waters.

From mutt to blue-blooded champion, all dogs harbor so-called coliform bacteria, which live in the gut. The group includes E. coli, a bacterium that can cause disease, and fecal coliform bacteria, which spread through feces. Dogs also carry salmonella and giardia."

THAT's why you ~~should clean up after your dog.~~ should never pork a dog in the ass

/has had a black lab for the last decade

ftfy

Sardonic_Padre

2011-10-25 02:56:02 PM

i love dogs.

it's the owners i want to beat when they let their dogs shiat in my yard and walk away without picking it up.

rudemix

2011-10-25 02:56:11 PM

that bosnian sniper: It's dog shiat for chrissake. They're dogs, they shiat.

This mental handicap who is so up in arms over the beautification of his yard and the sullying that one dog's shiat irrevocably causes probably pays people to spread shiat and spray piss all over it twice a year and is too farking stupid to realize it.

Indeed. Who the fark is this guy to care about something so small as dog shiat on his personal property? You can tell he cares way too much about things by the way he takes care of his personal property and feels pride in it. What a loser! It's guys like this that prevent the rest of us from doing whatever we want, wherever we want, whenever we want. What an ahole!

Your Zionist Leader

2011-10-25 02:56:34 PM

It drives me nuts when I take my dogs out that it seems like their whole goal is to look for new places to crap.

Snapper Carr

2011-10-25 02:56:45 PM

TheRameres

2011-10-25 02:56:59 PM

As someone with a neighbor that let's their Pugs dook in my yard, I feel his pain. But a lawsuit? Just do what I do. When you're about to mow, bag up the little piles, and then chuck the bags onto the neighbor's front porch. So fun watching them come out looking bewildered at the little baggies everywhere.

/Yes, I've already politely asked them to clean-up after their dogs without results

Lt. Cheese Weasel

2011-10-25 02:58:35 PM

KangTheMad: This is truly the face of all evil, just look at his soulless eyes, always watching, always judging. Always looking for a place to poo.

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I had a bichon frise.....he was dumber than a box of rocks but really loyal. He lived a real long time. Blind as a bat and deaf as a doornail at the end of it but he had a good long happy doggie life.

Last dog I'll ever own.

/getting dusty in here?

Savian

2011-10-25 02:59:35 PM

They see me poopin'...they hatin'...

Runs_With_Scissors_

2011-10-25 03:00:18 PM

KangTheMad:

THAT's why you should should never pork a dog in the ass

Now, that's just good advice. What about peanut butter?

coderitr

2011-10-25 03:02:19 PM

This kind of thing is exactly why I don't and won't own a dog.

zetar

2011-10-25 03:03:35 PM

Don't you people understand? The Rich are different!

elffster

2011-10-25 03:04:49 PM

pewp thread?

The My Little Pony Killer

2011-10-25 03:05:16 PM

Want a dog? Fine. Either keep its shiat in your own yard or bring bags with you when you walk it.

shaunmark

2011-10-25 03:06:03 PM

This is crappy. I can't believe this shiat.

The Southern Dandy

2011-10-25 03:06:37 PM

Chinchillazilla

2011-10-25 03:06:58 PM

Runs_With_Scissors_: atomic-age: White dog problems.

From a study by the University of South Florida: "...dogs generate disease-causing bacteria that can make people sick. Studies done in the last few years put dogs third or fourth on the list of contributors to bacteria in contaminated waters.

From mutt to blue-blooded champion, all dogs harbor so-called coliform bacteria, which live in the gut. The group includes E. coli, a bacterium that can cause disease, and fecal coliform bacteria, which spread through feces. Dogs also carry salmonella and giardia."

THAT's why you should clean up after your dog.

/has had a black lab for the last decade

Most animals are going to have those things. Not defending poop-leavers, but you're going to encounter that stuff in your yard no matter how many people you sue. Birds, snakes, possums, raccoons, etc. The solution is not to sue people, it's to not handle poop with your bare hands and wash up when you go inside.

Isitoveryet

2011-10-25 03:07:45 PM

TheRameres: As someone with a neighbor that let's their Pugs dook in my yard, I feel his pain. But a lawsuit? Just do what I do. When you're about to mow, bag up the little piles, and then chuck the bags onto the neighbor's front porch. So fun watching them come out looking bewildered at the little baggies everywhere.

/Yes, I've already politely asked them to clean-up after their dogs without results

my buddy has a pug "Pug-Poo" (what is it with pug owners working pug into the names?) whenever he brings Mr. Poo over, the lil-pharker take 3, no more no less, 3 dumps on my lawn.
like clock work.

I want him dead.

Lone Stranger

2011-10-25 03:08:11 PM

"A photo of the offending pile will be admitted as evidence."

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Fallout Zone

2011-10-25 03:08:45 PM

zetar: Don't you people understand? The Rich are different!

They live in a cheap condo complex. Rich is probably not the right word.

CapeFearCadaver

2011-10-25 03:09:03 PM

What gets me is that it's going to a JURY trial.

WTF?

Ant

2011-10-25 03:10:04 PM

Baxter?

dofus

2011-10-25 03:11:39 PM

TheRameres: As someone with a neighbor that let's their Pugs dook in my yard, I feel his pain. But a lawsuit? Just do what I do. When you're about to mow, bag up the little piles, and then chuck the bags onto the neighbor's front porch.

You need to learn the art of poop flinging with a shovel. You need a firm stance with your feet at an angle with the line to your target. Put the tip of the shovel behind and just below the ammunition. With a sudden movement, bring the shovel up and away from your body. Aim for the windows unless they have a stucco house in which case, the walls are much better.

base935

2011-10-25 03:13:46 PM

If this chick, and I assume it is a woman, has that much time to run someone through the legal system- why not just get a video of the dog pooping and the owner leaving it. Problem solved.

I own a dog, and always pick up poops in the middle of fields. I can't imagine leaving a steamer on somebody's front yard. Unless they're a whiny housewife.

What happens to the poops that my friend's outdoor cat leaves who knows where? OMG!!!

fark_your_mudder

2011-10-25 03:15:11 PM

Why didn't the man just punt Baxter?

rawbert7

2011-10-25 03:15:41 PM

Chinchillazilla: Runs_With_Scissors_: atomic-age: White dog problems.

From a study by the University of South Florida: "...dogs generate disease-causing bacteria that can make people sick. Studies done in the last few years put dogs third or fourth on the list of contributors to bacteria in contaminated waters.

From mutt to blue-blooded champion, all dogs harbor so-called coliform bacteria, which live in the gut. The group includes E. coli, a bacterium that can cause disease, and fecal coliform bacteria, which spread through feces. Dogs also carry salmonella and giardia."

THAT's why you should clean up after your dog.

/has had a black lab for the last decade

Most animals are going to have those things. Not defending poop-leavers, but you're going to encounter that stuff in your yard no matter how many people you sue. Birds, snakes, possums, raccoons, etc. The solution is not to sue people, it's to not handle poop with your bare hands and wash up when you go inside.

Whaaa? You've stepped in possum shiat? Whar?

/I hate poop-leavers, damn them to hell. Part of the responsibility of having a pet, you have to clean up after their shiat 'cause they can't.

slimfast

2011-10-25 03:16:11 PM

Isn't that the Traveler's Insurance "worry dog"?

i52.tinypic.com

OldManDownDRoad

2011-10-25 03:16:22 PM

Dogs like this (and their owners) are why small-caliber pistols were invented.

/get a real dog

spentmiles

2011-10-25 03:17:20 PM

My neighbor's dog kept getting out from under his fence and shiatting in my yard. I repeatedly told him to fix the fence and after a few half-assed attempts, he quit trying at all.

Well, the next time Mr. Fluffy got out, I put him in my car, drove him to the vet, and had him put down. The neighbor's kids wandered around the neighborhood, crying and putting up fliers. Funniest thing I've ever seen.

Fix your fence. Take care of your dog. And nothing bad happens. Not really that difficult of an equation.

soakitincider

2011-10-25 03:17:59 PM

that's why living on 4 acres is grand; my dogs can shiat where they want and eventually it gets tossed around by my "lawn tractor".

The Flexecutioner

2011-10-25 03:18:50 PM

based on the article, i pictured Selma and Patty angry at Santa's Little Helper dropping loads and suing, but that the real issue was their built up anger at being spinsters with an axe to grind at Homer for landing Marge and having kids.

I'm siding with the dog owners. Eff those nitpickers and their luxurious complaints. They already sued and lost over 'reckless driving' complaints a few years ago. Maybe they just want a modest monetary settlement.

/stupid ~~ambulance~~ poop chasers

BeatrixK

2011-10-25 03:18:51 PM

Dog Owner...poop scooper.

However...my Dog is Olivier when it comes to figuring out ways to stop when he's tired on his walk...and his favorite method is 'fake poop'. After his normal business is done, invariably, he 'fake pees/poops' to get me to stop. He goes through the motions...but nuthin comes out. And the 'fake poop' move never fails to get someone biatching at me to 'clean up after your damned dog.' I'm all 'I already did! It's a ruse, people!'

Aphoticamy

2011-10-25 03:19:47 PM

Oznog

2011-10-25 03:20:16 PM

gwydion56: FTFA: "PooPrints works like this: All the dogs in a complex or neighborhood are given a cheek swab to gather their DNA. When a mess is not cleaned up, the property manager sends a sample of the offending poop to PooPrints to match its DNA against the swab database."

CSI Poopville?

/Working for PooPrints is a crappy job.

milestonefilms.co.uk

Say, can you guys "dust" for vomit?

doubled99

2011-10-25 03:20:30 PM

I walk my dog every day. I have never once stooped to pick up his waste. I never will. I am above the law.
It's funny how upset people get.
I think of the outraged people and their faces and I smile and feel warm all over.
My dog and I are free.
Plus, he's not fixed, but he's a boy, so who cares?

Current Resident

2011-10-25 03:21:14 PM

soakitincider: that's why living on 4 acres is grand; my dogs can shiat where they want and eventually it gets tossed around by my "lawn tractor".

This.

Only with half the acreage.

Qwigs

2011-10-25 03:21:25 PM