ArkAngel: Pussy little English biatches think they can drink. Then they come to Wisconsin and realize that they're in over their heads

I don't want to start a drunkfight, but the English can drink.

Lake Michigan in October is no place to hide a horicrux, Tom.

Was he removed from his post?

MARVOLOus

Bulk Vanderhudge!

God Is My Co-Pirate: ArkAngel: Pussy little English biatches think they can drink. Then they come to Wisconsin and realize that they're in over their heads

I don't want to start a drunkfight, but the English can drink.

No, no...you simply don't understand. Have you been here to visit, friend?

Lewis Black - Drinking in Wisconsin (new window)

We really are professionals.

macross87: Bulk Vanderhudge!

Gristle McThornbody

Sybarite: Dan Duffus was fishing on the dock

This story is just full of name win.

Dan Duffus sounds like a name made up by George Lucas.

W C Feels: Dan Duffus sounds like a name made up by George Lucas.

Good call. That guy's imagination is 100% visual. The one where I actually facepalmed was Count Dooku. Really George?

W C Feels: Sybarite: Dan Duffus was fishing on the dock

This story is just full of name win.

Dan Duffus sounds like a name made up by George Lucas.

Or Bart Simpson calling Moe's.

YES! My hometown made FARK!

ArkAngel: Pussy little English biatches think they can drink. Then they come to Wisconsin and realize that they're in over their heads

I seem to recall England having one of the highest alcoholism rates in the world. Might not be alcoholism, might be binge drinking or some other thing like that, but the point is the English do a lot of drinking.

I thought this article was going to be about Florida Gov. Rick Scott visiting Wisconsin with his corporate cronies and nearly getting beaten to death by the 99%

/disappointed.

He wasn't in any danger of drowning. Aren't all Wisconsin lakes full of Gillyweed?

JK Rowling fans are brain stem sheeple losers who are obsessed with the literary equivalent of McDonald's

zeio: JK Rowling fans are brain stem sheeple losers who are obsessed with the literary equivalent of McDonald's

Says the person posting on Fark.

zeio: JK Rowling fans are brain stem sheeple losers who are obsessed with the literary equivalent of McDonald's

Meh, use of the term sheeple is overplayed... But you got 2 bites, so...

2/10

Nope. Don't get it. Watched the entire video clip. Read the article. Read the thread. Don't get it.

\help
\\be gentle
\\\thanks

Dan Duffus is clearly a name from an obscure wizard family.

zeio: JK Rowling fans are brain stem sheeple losers who are obsessed with the literary equivalent of McDonald's

Funny I feel the same way about Dan Brown.

cnocnanrionnag: Nope. Don't get it. Watched the entire video clip. Read the article. Read the thread. Don't get it.

Lord Voldemort is the 'stage name' of the main villain from the Harry Potter series. Tom Riddle is Lord Voldemort's birth name.

In the news story, the drunk boater's name is Thomas Riddle. The rescuer, Dan Duffus is clearly a wizard minion (also known as a Death Eater). Or a colossal idiot. Or a victim under the mind domination spell. Nobody else would have dove in to save You-Know-Who.

Tom_Slick: zeio: JK Rowling fans are brain stem sheeple losers who are obsessed with the literary equivalent of McDonald's

Funny I feel the same way about Dan Brown.

Just because I graduated college doesn't mean that I can't watch Spongebob now and then (or have a Big Mac once in a while for that matter).

Fark In The Duck: Just because I graduated college doesn't mean that I can't watch Spongebob now and then (or have a Big Mac once in a while for that matter).

I agree with that was just trying to troll the troll

Fark In The Duck: Just because I graduated college doesn't mean that I can't watch Spongebob now and then (or have a Big Mac once in a while for that matter).

Oh dear lord. Did you just turn this into a Bronie thread?

MooseUpNorth: Fark In The Duck: Just because I graduated college doesn't mean that I can't watch Spongebob now and then (or have a Big Mac once in a while for that matter).

Oh dear lord. Did you just turn this into a Bronie thread?

Nah. Just trolling for trollers (or something like that).

cnocnanrionnag: Nope. Don't get it. Watched the entire video clip. Read the article. Read the thread. Don't get it.

\help
\\be gentle
\\\thanks

"Lord Voldemort" is an anagram of "Tom Marvolo Riddle" (new window)

The drunken sailor's name is Thomas Riddle.

Parthenogenetic: "Lord Voldemort" is an anagram of "Tom Marvolo Riddle" (new window)

D'OH. "I am Lord Voldemort" is an anagram of "Tom Marvolo Riddle"

A loser is me.

Parthenogenetic: Parthenogenetic: "Lord Voldemort" is an anagram of "Tom Marvolo Riddle" (new window)

D'OH. "I am Lord Voldemort" is an anagram of "Tom Marvolo Riddle"

A loser is me.

Well, it could be worse.

cpalassis: macross87: Bulk Vanderhudge!

Gristle McThornbody

Bob Johnson! No wait... Big McLargeHuge!

Oh wow. Harry Potter & MST3K in one thread. This makes me giddy.

MaliFinn: God Is My Co-Pirate: ArkAngel: Pussy little English biatches think they can drink. Then they come to Wisconsin and realize that they're in over their heads

I don't want to start a drunkfight, but the English can drink.

The difference here being that Wisconsinites are idiots about their drinking. There are more people in my office who have been cited for at least one DUI than haven't. One has been cited five times, and a different one was cited twice the same day.

/doesn't drink

Have a drink and shaddup

/you do gooder

MooseUpNorth: cnocnanrionnag: Nope. Don't get it. Watched the entire video clip. Read the article. Read the thread. Don't get it.

Lord Voldemort is the 'stage name' of the main villain from the Harry Potter series. Tom Riddle is Lord Voldemort's birth name.

In the news story, the drunk boater's name is Thomas Riddle. The rescuer, Dan Duffus is clearly a wizard minion (also known as a Death Eater). Or a colossal idiot. Or a victim under the mind domination spell. Nobody else would have dove in to save You-Know-Who.

Well, there's something I should have known! I saw, and enjoyed all the films, too!

thanks.

MooseUpNorth: Dan Duffus is clearly a name from an obscure wizard family.

Definitely from Hufflepuff

Seven books and we're still not rid of this bastard? It's bad enough I never got to shag Harry or Draco and got stuck with Ron (I mean seriously, Bill & Fleur? puh-leeze.), but if Voldemort's not dead, I am not giving up another seven years of my life trying to find yet another damned Horcrux.

The Spoony Bard: God Is My Co-Pirate: ArkAngel: Pussy little English biatches think they can drink. Then they come to Wisconsin and realize that they're in over their heads

I don't want to start a drunkfight, but the English can drink.

No, no...you simply don't understand. Have you been here to visit, friend?

Lewis Black - Drinking in Wisconsin (new window)

We really are professionals.

I don't care how drunk people get in Wisconsin, and I don't claim that the English can drink them under the table, but I have been drinking with Englishmen several times and can assure you that if there is one thing those people can do, it's drink. Their livers must look and feel like granite.

Robert1966: I don't care how drunk people get in Wisconsin, and I don't claim that the English can drink them under the table, but I have been drinking with Englishmen several times and can assure you that if there is one thing those people can do, it's drink. Their livers must look and feel like granite.

A search for drunk english is amusing.

Thought this was going to be about Gov. Walker.

Earlier that evening...

MaliFinn: God Is My Co-Pirate: ArkAngel: Pussy little English biatches think they can drink. Then they come to Wisconsin and realize that they're in over their heads

I don't want to start a drunkfight, but the English can drink.

The difference here being that Wisconsinites are idiots about their drinking. There are more people in my office who have been cited for at least one DUI than haven't. One has been cited five times, and a different one was cited twice the same day.

/doesn't drink

Try not living in Jackson County; the vast metropolis of Eau Claire would be more fun.

cc_rider: Thought this was going to be about Gov. Walker.
Heh, my first thought was "Dick Cheney's in Wisconsin?"

WeenerGord: A search for drunk english is amusing.
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Is that guy getting a golden shower?

Listening to this (new window) when I clicked the link, so really getting a kick...!

/dnrta yet
//just wanted to share