When you're overweight, you have big tits. Big deal.
/Fark Fattie Brigade to the rescue!

Ultimate MILF

TravisBickle62: Ultimate MILF

/ftfy

Since it's a Gawker page, I'm guessing they've just embedded a YouTube video in their webpage in an attempt to garner more views. Yes?

The fifth commandment of my Farking experience says: "Thou shall not click a Gawker link."

So, would some one be willing to post the link to the YouTube video?

DubyaHater: When you're overweight, you have big tits. Big deal.
/Fark Fattie Brigade to the rescue!

So when's the next time you're going be Studman69's wingman, slaying the sharp-knee or fatty magoo dragons standing in between him and velvety poon?

If I had a billion dollars...

thejourneyto30: Since it's a Gawker page, I'm guessing they've just embedded a YouTube video in their webpage in an attempt to garner more views. Yes?

The fifth commandment of my Farking experience says: "Thou shall not click a Gawker link."

So, would some one be willing to post the link to the YouTube video?

No, but I can tell you she has a tight green shirt on and her breasts look amazing despite what Studman69 at the top says.

quatchi: If I had a billion dollars...

Two chicks at the same time?

thejourneyto30: Since it's a Gawker page, I'm guessing they've just embedded a YouTube video in their webpage in an attempt to garner more views. Yes?

The fifth commandment of my Farking experience says: "Thou shall not click a Gawker link."

So, would some one be willing to post the link to the YouTube video?

Actually, no, you knob.

THIS IS OLD NEWS! REPEAT THIS IS OLD NEWS!

I want to touch her Boobies.

THAT IS THE END OF THE OLD NEWS!

I'm not a fan of Letterman, but she's still absolutely flawless.

Pics

WHAR?

Sweet Jeebus she's farking hawt.

How does a person get through life not knowing what a tadpole is? I can even see maybe not knowing what a newt is....but a tadpole? Seriously?

Oh right, she's rich and famous, married to someone richer, and has giant boobs. That's how you can get through life not knowing what a tadpole is, I guess.

You can keep her guys. Don't care how hot she is (and she is, don't get me wrong), but seriously...tadpoles....

English is not her first language and I am betting that "tadpole" is not a word she hears very often. She probably doesn't know pollywog or waterdog or horneytoad either.

OK maybe horneytoad, but hell, who isn't around her?

Christ..yes..she's hot..but I'll bet she constantly blathers at her husband, even when doing the dirty dance with him. Still..would hit it.

Peio: How does a person get through life not knowing what a tadpole is? I can even see maybe not knowing what a newt is....but a tadpole? Seriously?

Oh right, she's rich and famous, married to someone richer, and has giant boobs. That's how you can get through life not knowing what a tadpole is, I guess.

You can keep her guys. Don't care how hot she is (and she is, don't get me wrong), but seriously...tadpoles....

She's Mexican. Her first language is Spanish. Despite being rich, famous, ,and attractive, she still probably wouldn't be so snobby as to look down on someone for not knowing the name of a larval stage of an amphibian in someone's second language.

Whatever you are having sex with is not as attractive as she is.

Bit'O'Gristle: Christ..yes..she's hot..but I'll bet she constantly blathers at her husband, even when doing the dirty dance with him. Still..would hit it.

1 billion dollar pair of goggles that protects Salma's eyes from this guy's spunk also amplifies his pecker size 1000 times that of the average millionaire.

Heist: She's Mexican. Her first language is Spanish. Despite being rich, famous, ,and attractive, she still probably wouldn't be so snobby as to look down on someone for not knowing the name of a larval stage of an amphibian in someone's second language.

LOL, I was thinking the exact same thing.

"Oh yeah, I mean, sure, she's hot and everything, but dude, she doesn't even know the average gestational period of a salamander. She probably thinks they give birth to live young! LOL! WTF is up with that?"

R.A. Danny; You obviously didn't watch. She's svelte, lanky, and dripping like liquid sex.

I don't know about lanky, she's like 5'3", just a bit taller than Danny Trejo.

There is only one word I can think of to describe Salma Hayek. And that word is HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHH.

Ah, penis goes THERE!

Yes, loved the preview image on the video.

/Repeatedly

Quick math test:

If the value of Lindsey Lohan having the firecrotch and freckle tats photoshopped and published in Playboy is $1,000,000, and Salma Hayak is reserving the rights to see her magnificance to a man who will one day leave her over $1,000,000,000, then how much of the world's wealth should be dedicated to paying Salma Hayek to pose nude?

northernpike: Quick math test:

If the value of Lindsey Lohan having the firecrotch and freckle tats photoshopped and published in Playboy is $1,000,000, and Salma Hayak is reserving the rights to see her magnificance to a man who will one day leave her over $1,000,000,000, then how much of the world's wealth should be dedicated to paying Salma Hayek to pose nude?

All of it.

Every time I see her I have to seriously reconsider my disbelief in a higher power.

paulleah: English is not her first language and I am betting that "tadpole" is not a word she hears very often. She probably doesn't know pollywog or waterdog or horneytoad either.

OK maybe horneytoad, but hell, who isn't around her?

I dated a girl from Morelia for a while. The language differences were quite intriguing. In the spring, we always hunt for morels. She had no idea what a morel was. So I would just tell her they were "hongos", which was completely not an accurate depiction. And the literal translation, "colmenilla", was something she wouldn't be familiar with unless she studied botany.

There were other fun differences, usually in the sack.

dothemath: Every time I see her I have to seriously reconsider my disbelief in a higher power.

The power of tits compels you (in general)

The power of hot compels you (in her specific case)

Peio: How does a person get through life not knowing what a tadpole is? I can even see maybe not knowing what a newt is....but a tadpole? Seriously?

Oh right, she's rich and famous, married to someone richer, and has giant boobs. That's how you can get through life not knowing what a tadpole is, I guess.

You can keep her guys. Don't care how hot she is (and she is, don't get me wrong), but seriously...tadpoles....

English isn't her first language, you know.

Peio: How does a person get through life not knowing what a tadpole is? I can even see maybe not knowing what a newt is....but a tadpole? Seriously?

Oh right, she's rich and famous, married to someone richer, and has giant boobs. That's how you can get through life not knowing what a tadpole is, I guess.

You can keep her guys. Don't care how hot she is (and she is, don't get me wrong), but seriously...tadpoles....

I bet she knows what a renacuajo is, though.

northernpike: Quick math test:

If the value of Lindsey Lohan having the firecrotch and freckle tats photoshopped and published in Playboy is $1,000,000, and Salma Hayak is reserving the rights to see her magnificance to a man who will one day leave her over $1,000,000,000, then how much of the world's wealth should be dedicated to paying Salma Hayek to pose nude?

One day cost of U.S. forces being in Afghanistan and Iraq.

she gives me a boner

and Letterman's obsession with Hayek's earrings.



There are two other things Salma has that are worth being obsessed about.

Send her home to hubby and bring in something fresh.
The milf thing has gotten a lil old....

Dogfacedgod: she gives me a boner

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/but I do agree

Tax Boy: and Letterman's obsession with Hayek's earrings.

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There are two other things Salma has that are worth being obsessed about.

It was just an excuse to lean over and look down her shirt.

God damn, I love that woman.

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Ah, penis goes THERE!

Great, now I'm going to have that image burned into my head for the rest of the day.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

She is the sexiest woman alive. #1 on my list.

/Salma, if the billionaire thing doesn't work out, call me.