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(Winnipeg Free Press)		Illuminati symbols on American currency? Canadians up the ante by finding sex toys, naked women and secret codes on their new bills (winnipegfreepress.com)		101
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abhorrent1

2011-10-25 09:13:42 AM

Aaaand no picture.
Fark you article writer!

TheOther

2011-10-25 09:15:08 AM

abhorrent1: Aaaand no picture.
Fark you article writer!

Fark you admin for greenlighting this article without pictures!

Jixa

2011-10-25 09:15:21 AM

Pics or it didn't happen. I don't wanna RTFA, it's too early...

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian

2011-10-25 09:15:47 AM

abhorrent1: Aaaand no picture.
Fark you article writer!

Yeah seriously. Why bother with such a story if you're not going to include a pic?

titwrench

2011-10-25 09:15:55 AM

abhorrent1: Aaaand no picture.
Fark you article writer!

This

beavens

2011-10-25 09:16:03 AM

abhorrent1: Aaaand no picture.
Fark you article writer!

came for picture, but was gonna write this too.

so leaving kinda satisfied.

elffster

2011-10-25 09:16:06 AM

yah, good plan, yell at the admins...

if only there was some sort of way to search for images....if only....if only..

Farking Canuck

2011-10-25 09:16:52 AM

They probably don't have access to pictures of the new bills yet ... not until it is officially finalized.

Personally I am glad this is happening. $100 bills have been useless for years as no one will accept them.

Let's get rid of the penny next and I'll really be happy.

teylix

2011-10-25 09:17:26 AM

elffster: yah, good plan, yell at the admins...

if only there was some sort of way to search for images....if only....if only..

too much work.

/goes back to his ows protest

gfbabbitt

2011-10-25 09:17:28 AM

And fark you farkers for complaining about the lack of pics

/oh, wait...
/just tryin' to get the meta covered

lenfromak

2011-10-25 09:18:07 AM

Sex beads? More than I needed to know.

TheOther

2011-10-25 09:18:46 AM

elffster: yah, good plan, yell at the admins...

if only there was some sort of way to search for images....if only....if only..

Admins occasionally need yelling at, as long as you don't startle them and make them spill their drinks.

titwrench

2011-10-25 09:19:16 AM

elffster: yah, good plan, yell at the admins...

if only there was some sort of way to search for images....if only....if only..

Not the point. If someone is going to write an article it should include all the information. If that means including a visual of what the writer is referring to so be it.

elffster

2011-10-25 09:19:53 AM

TheOther: elffster: yah, good plan, yell at the admins...

if only there was some sort of way to search for images....if only....if only..

Admins occasionally need yelling at, as long as you don't startle them and make them spill their drinks.

But thats just it, they spill drinky...they get all stabby....

elffster

2011-10-25 09:20:35 AM

titwrench: elffster: yah, good plan, yell at the admins...

if only there was some sort of way to search for images....if only....if only..

Not the point. If someone is going to write an article it should include all the information. If that means including a visual of what the writer is referring to so be it.

You must be new here...

some_beer_drinker

2011-10-25 09:23:34 AM

was there any pics with the article? cause that would be helpful in determining what this thing might look like. perhaps some helpful farkers could post some pics of sex toys, because im not sure what that means.

Adonis DNA

2011-10-25 09:24:17 AM

I can't fap to this!

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion

2011-10-25 09:24:28 AM

It's just really a shame that no one has figured out how to include pictures on this intarweb thingy. Seems like that would really enrich the medium.

bikerbob59

2011-10-25 09:24:34 AM

abhorrent1: Aaaand no picture.
Fark you article writer!

^THIS^

busy chillin'

2011-10-25 09:24:40 AM

Just here to yell at the people yelling at the people yelling at the admins that there are no pics.

NeoBad

2011-10-25 09:24:59 AM

Oh you crybabies. Google it. Lots of pics out there. Looks like Monopoly money. Only waterproof. I did not see any boobies, vagies etc....

spagunk

2011-10-25 09:28:47 AM

Otherwise known as a "TTP (Time To Penis) Test".

Franko

2011-10-25 09:30:58 AM

I don't see it. it's probably the same group of people who see Jesus and Mary all over the place

goldleaf

2011-10-25 09:32:03 AM

Where on earth did they find focus groups who could mistake the shape of Newfoundland for Pinocchio? Or who thought that Inuktitut writing was a secret code? Or any of the rest of those whacked out assumptions. It's like they made a focus group of idiots.

swaxhog

2011-10-25 09:32:18 AM

NeoBad: h you crybabies. Google it. Lots of pics out there. Looks like Monopoly money.

www.cbc.ca

Got change for a 10?

soakitincider

2011-10-25 09:34:42 AM

illuminati sextoys.

/sybian -- by X. Rothschild.

puckrock2000

2011-10-25 09:36:07 AM

To heck with the missing pictures...

Canada's new plastic money

What the heck is that aboot, eh?

ciderczar

2011-10-25 09:36:08 AM

Good thing these morons aren't allowed their own country.

busy chillin'

2011-10-25 09:36:55 AM

ongbok

2011-10-25 09:39:31 AM

The Romans did it already.
www.uniquestuff.net

Link (new window)

abhorrent1

2011-10-25 09:41:09 AM

NeoBad: Oh you crybabies. Google it. Lots of pics out there.

If you're going to write an article about a visual, include the farking visual! Like all the articles on here all the time about viral videos and photos that don't include them.

Here I can write one too.

Greatest Video of All Time!
By: abhorrent1
Oh screw it. Just google it.

Whats the farking point?

TimeWaste

2011-10-25 09:41:55 AM

puckrock2000: To heck with the missing pictures...

Canada's new plastic money

What the heck is that aboot, eh?

Same kind of thing a few other countries have (Australia that I know of for sure). Can't be easily ripped, and if you forget it in your jeans you just threw in the wash, no worries!

/We should have switched years ago.

elffster

2011-10-25 09:44:55 AM

abhorrent1: NeoBad: Oh you crybabies. Google it. Lots of pics out there.

If you're going to write an article about a visual, include the farking visual! Like all the articles on here all the time about viral videos and photos that don't include them.

Here I can write one too.

Greatest Video of All Time!
By: abhorrent1
Oh screw it. Just google it.

All the cool kids have already seen that video..

freetomato

2011-10-25 09:46:54 AM

TimeWaste: puckrock2000: To heck with the missing pictures...

Canada's new plastic money

What the heck is that aboot, eh?

Same kind of thing a few other countries have (Australia that I know of for sure). Can't be easily ripped, and if you forget it in your jeans you just threw in the wash, no worries!

/We should have switched years ago.

Yeah, but that cash is slippery. When I was in Australia I had to carry a LOT of it around to disburse per diem to people and after the first few times it went flying I had to consciously keep a tight grip on it when handling it.

Actually I think it is made of Tyvek.

SuperChuck

2011-10-25 09:47:01 AM

elffster: abhorrent1: NeoBad: Oh you crybabies. Google it. Lots of pics out there.

If you're going to write an article about a visual, include the farking visual! Like all the articles on here all the time about viral videos and photos that don't include them.

Here I can write one too.

Greatest Video of All Time!
By: abhorrent1
Oh screw it. Just google it.

All the cool kids have already seen that video..

Well I haven't seen it....

BurnShrike

2011-10-25 09:47:50 AM

elffster: abhorrent1:
Greatest Video of All Time!
By: abhorrent1
Oh screw it. Just google it.

All the cool kids have already seen that video..

The coolest kids were in the video.

Public Call Box

2011-10-25 09:51:50 AM

ongbok: The Romans did it already.
[www.uniquestuff.net image 550x278]
Link (new window)

Come on that isn't a coin, it's a token.

That was the solution to how you could have anybody enter a roman brothel and get the sex act they wanted without them speaking the common tongue.

/Does Vegas do this? You would think they wouldn't miss this angle.

traylor

2011-10-25 09:54:33 AM

Are they the maple leaves?

MrKevvy

2011-10-25 09:55:37 AM

We already have two guys gawking at a vagina on our flag, so it's about time our money got with the program.

img9.imageshack.us

highendmighty

2011-10-25 10:08:27 AM

elffster: yah, good plan, yell at the admins...

if only there was some sort of way to search for images....if only....if only..

You saw a wood pecker? Article says it was a DNA strand.

Sybarite

2011-10-25 10:15:07 AM

Canada's new plastic money

No plastic money anymore
Die Banken gegen ihn

cretinbob

2011-10-25 10:15:50 AM

And $100 (new window)

Dear Canada,
Stop drinking and put down the bong

bighairyguy

2011-10-25 10:16:25 AM

Vash's Apprentice

2011-10-25 10:16:28 AM

How do you fit up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select (if playing with a buddy), Start on a dollar bill?

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion

2011-10-25 10:17:59 AM

NeoBad: Oh you crybabies. Google it. Lots of pics out there. Looks like Monopoly money. Only waterproof. I did not see any boobies, vagies etc....

And this is why simply looking at a GIS of the bill in question isn't enough. The article's author should have provided a marked-up photo pointing out where people saw what they were claiming. The author failed completely to tell his story in a useful manner.

someguy945

2011-10-25 10:18:21 AM

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: abhorrent1: Aaaand no picture.
Fark you article writer!

Yeah seriously. Why bother with such a story if you're not going to include a pic?

It's ridiculous how often this happens.

Valiente

2011-10-25 10:21:11 AM

Franko: [beta.images.theglobeandmail.com image 620x349]

I don't see it. it's probably the same group of people who see Jesus and Mary all over the place

You mean the deluded? Probably right.

Farking Canuck

2011-10-25 10:21:31 AM

TimeWaste: puckrock2000: To heck with the missing pictures...

Canada's new plastic money

What the heck is that aboot, eh?

Same kind of thing a few other countries have (Australia that I know of for sure). Can't be easily ripped, and if you forget it in your jeans you just threw in the wash, no worries!

/We should have switched years ago.

It is also difficult to counterfeit as a bill will have clear windows that can't be duplicated with paper.

MoronLessOff

2011-10-25 10:21:40 AM

Franko: beta.images.theglobeandmail.com

HA HA!
I OWN ALL THE RAILROADS!

Ranger677

2011-10-25 10:21:42 AM

Well. here is the back of the new 100, with that DNA strand...

farm4.static.flickr.com