She has already done this, in a far more tasteful fashion. I wouldn't watch a Lohan pr0n - one, I'd be too worried about the co-star acquiring HIV, HSV, and/or hep-C; and two, it'd be like a precognitive snuff film; and last and most important, why watch her fark someone else when for the price of a plane ticket, a half gram of blow and a sleazy hotel room you could bang her yourself?

Why couldn't they have asked when she was doing Mean Girls?

Why don't they get these young starlets to pose nude right after they turn 18, before they fark themselves up?

Meh, I'll probably still fap to it.

A million bucks?

Damn, that's at least two months worth of smack and crack.

Will they be accentuating the aklet, I wonder?

If you hate the centerfold, you can always get your pen out to connect the dots

It's hard to think of someone who's career arc took such a precipitous nosedive.

She was on her way to being the "It Girl" and now she's on her way to being paid in meth for shooting "Herbie, the Love Pug"

Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's hard to think of someone who's career arc took such a precipitous nosedive.

She was on her way to being the "It Girl" and now she's on her way to being paid in meth for shooting "Herbie, the Love Pug"

Yeah, we're in Dana Plato territory here, headed for Amy Fisher.

Meh. I don't even want to look at her with her clothes on.

coeyagi: simplicimus: Meh. I don't even want to look at her with her clothes on.

This....

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..... solves everything.

Now that would be an epic centerfold.

Faces of Meh.

Nuclear Pancake: Why would anybody want to see that, let alone pay. It's not exactly hard to find legal jailbait or find real jailbait that is live and giving cam shows for free.

/so many peoples daughters are total slut bag attention whores
//yes its reallly easy to find this stuff when not even looking for it.

Citation needed.


/And links

I look at Lindsay Lohan and it's like someone bought a fantastic sports car -- say, a Nissan GT-R -- that, even if it personally isn't your cup of tea, pretty much everyone can agree is a well-made contender...and then the owner hammers the ever-loving shiat out of it on the track and the road every day, never changes the oil, puts in gas from the Uzbeki-owned station with the name that translates to "Mostly Rust Water," lets any half-blind asshat take it out for a spin, leaves the hood up and the windows down in all weather and basically ignores the fact that in a tragically short period of time this once-envied chassis is so worthless it could be left outside a crack den with a "FREE TO WHOEVER WANTS TO RIDE" sign on it and go unused.

Playmate of the Meth

A million space bucks for what will turn out ot be a lame celebrity pictorial, like so many other celebrity pictorials in Playboy.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I look at Lindsay Lohan and it's like someone bought a fantastic sports car -- say, a Nissan GT-R -- that, even if it personally isn't your cup of tea, pretty much everyone can agree is a well-made contender...and then the owner hammers the ever-loving shiat out of it on the track and the road every day, never changes the oil, puts in gas from the Uzbeki-owned station with the name that translates to "Mostly Rust Water," lets any half-blind asshat take it out for a spin, leaves the hood up and the windows down in all weather and basically ignores the fact that in a tragically short period of time this once-envied chassis is so worthless it could be left outside a crack den with a "FREE TO WHOEVER WANTS TO RIDE" sign on it and go unused.

Quite possibly the most elegant description of the Lohan fiasco that I have ever read.