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(Marketwatch) Spiffy FedEx to deliver 22,000 new jobs this holiday season in new package deal   (marketwatch.com) divider line 22
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2011-10-25 01:02:43 AM
seasonal jobs don't mean shiat.
 
2011-10-25 02:18:47 AM
Seasonal jobs means 3 months.
 
2011-10-25 05:08:52 AM
I worked a seasonal position at UPS once. They don't expect you to hang around so you are generally treated like garbage anyway, aside from the fact that the work sucks and you go home covered in cardboard dust.

Good times.
 
2011-10-25 05:10:57 AM
What if people don't feel like buying crap this holiday season? Oh, who am I kidding?
 
2011-10-25 05:33:18 AM
The UPS hub in Louisville hires 800 seasonal employees every year. So long as you show up on time every day you'll keep your job after peak season.
 
2011-10-25 06:23:14 AM
CarnySaur: What if people don't feel like buying crap this holiday season? Oh, who am I kidding?

We don't all buy crap for people during the holiday season, but we all ship things. But, then again, I'm very choosy on what I buy people. One first condition Kipling novel in decent condition is worth a lot more to a person than a metric ton of cheap, plastic products. It makes the season so much better when you get someone a gift they'll love rather than spend enough money to 'prove' you love them.

Still need to be able to get that book there at the end of the day, though.

/generally use USPS instead of UPS or FedEx
//the FedEx and UPS locations in my area tend to lose a lot and deliver a lot of 'accidentally' opened boxes though
 
2011-10-25 08:21:22 AM
If the US economy didn't have temp jobs and seasonal jobs, the jobless rate would be...Oh fark, I don't want to think about that. It's too scary.
 
2011-10-25 08:46:13 AM
December 26th, 2011. FedEx loses 25,000 jobs in transit, sends out free pink slips to all involved.
 
2011-10-25 09:03:55 AM
Fedex is seriously starting to piss me off. Been having wine shipped through them for ten years without a problem; until I moved to Texas.

The local knaves don't know their policies worth a damn. Refuse to leave the packages with my secretary or office manager, claim they are only allowed to leave it w/ the recipient. But the stupid thing is they have yet to ONCE ask to see an ID here, not once.
 
2011-10-25 09:29:12 AM
pjbreeze: If the US economy didn't have temp jobs and seasonal jobs, the jobless rate would be...Oh fark, I don't want to think about that. It's too scary.

The unemployment rate is "seasonally adjusted", whatever that means.
 
2011-10-25 10:23:53 AM
As someone who used to work for FedEx at a major air hub, I'm getting a kick, etc.

Even though FedEx has seasonal jobs, they also make sure that every department is fully staffed for the Christmas season, with maybe even an extra person or two just to be safe. During the year, my department was usually under staffed by about 4-8 people. A normal staff number was 55. It always varied. But around September, we'd always get huge groups of new people (%50 would quit with in the first week, which said a lot about this country's work ethic to me) to boost our numbers. And these people weren't seasonal.
 
2011-10-25 10:44:48 AM
I wouldn't worry about any of those OWS folks going for these jobs. Such manual labor is beneath their college-educated ways.
Of course, the fact that most of them shouldn't have gone to college (and on expensive student loans, to boot) is besides the point.

\end the college loan racket by ending federal government subsidies & guarantees. Colleges will find a way to get their costs back on track with inflation and ordinary incomes.
 
2011-10-25 10:57:33 AM
Djkb: I worked a seasonal position at UPS once. They don't expect you to hang around so you are generally treated like garbage anyway, aside from the fact that the work sucks and you go home covered in cardboard dust.

Good times.


I did a seasonal gig at UPS back in college. The pay was great (i wanna say it was like $20 an hour for a job that required no skills), and as long as you showed up every day, they would offer to keep you on after the holidays.
 
2011-10-25 11:46:56 AM
That's a lot of Hot Cocoa Samplers.
 
2011-10-25 12:22:37 PM
I had a temp job with UPS one Christmas. One condition of employment was I had to join the Teamsters, so my first check was $75 light for my union dues. We temps also got paired with full time employees. Not so that they could show us the ropes, but so they could make sure we worked as hard as they did, and no harder. We could have worked about twice as fast without any trouble, but to do that would mean that once all us temps left, the regulars would be expected to work that hard.
 
2011-10-25 12:59:26 PM
Are you kidding me? Seasonal work is awesome!! You can STEAL tons of great goods, and THEN get back on unemployment for months and months. It's a libtards dream come true!
 
2011-10-25 01:08:27 PM
www.whatever-dude.com

Telling you to stay the fark away from FedEx at Christmastime.
 
2011-10-25 02:07:37 PM
dfenstrate: I wouldn't worry about any of those OWS folks going for these jobs. Such manual labor is beneath their college-educated ways.
Of course, the fact that most of them shouldn't have gone to college (and on expensive student loans, to boot) is besides the point.

\end the college loan racket by ending federal government subsidies & guarantees. Colleges will find a way to get their costs back on track with inflation and ordinary incomes.


Or here's a crazy idea. Give people college educations as part of paying taxes like a bunch of other Socialist (and better educated) countries already do.
 
2011-10-25 02:30:44 PM
devildog123: I had a temp job with UPS one Christmas. One condition of employment was I had to join the Teamsters, so my first check was $75 light for my union dues. We temps also got paired with full time employees. Not so that they could show us the ropes, but so they could make sure we worked as hard as they did, and no harder. We could have worked about twice as fast without any trouble, but to do that would mean that once all us temps left, the regulars would be expected to work that hard.

Well I would imagine that if you were to work 20 hours and expect to retire, you wouldn't want to go all-out to match someone under 40 in terms of speed, even if you do have one hell of a health insurance once you screw your back you'll spend the last 30 years of your life miserably rotting away in a wheelchair
 
2011-10-25 04:00:45 PM
We need to stop calling seasonal jobs, jobs. How low are our standards?
 
2011-10-25 06:23:39 PM
Good luck in that 8 buck an hour job.
 
TKM
2011-10-25 10:55:31 PM
mrlewish: Good luck in that 8 buck an hour job.

It's Fedex, not your mom.
 
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