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MadSkillz

2011-10-25 12:54:42 AM

Wow. So now we know what they do with their free time.

2xhelix

2011-10-25 12:58:20 AM

They took mah bucket
So now I just suck it.

Occam's Chainsaw

2011-10-25 01:01:05 AM

"Why is he doing that?"

If you were capable of the same, the answer would be, "Thursday."

Rincewind53

2011-10-25 01:08:50 AM

I love how the walrus runs off into the corner to do his business.

FirstNationalBastard

2011-10-25 01:10:35 AM

Rincewind53: I love how the walrus runs off into the corner to do his business.

At least he's no braggart and show-off.

Bathia_Mapes

2011-10-25 01:16:07 AM

DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!

Bathia_Mapes

2011-10-25 01:19:25 AM

namatad

2011-10-25 01:21:41 AM

nope
not going to click
I draw the line here.

fragMasterFlash

2011-10-25 01:31:00 AM

Give him back his sensual bukket, you bastards!

Bathia_Mapes

2011-10-25 01:32:14 AM

namatad: nope
not going to click
I draw the line here.

Wuss :-D

Wolfmanjames

2011-10-25 01:33:38 AM

Goo goo g'joob!

FirstNationalBastard

2011-10-25 01:36:38 AM

Wolfmanjames: Goo goo g'joob!

Hey, that's not yellow matter custard, and it ain't dripping from a dead dog's eye!

Wolfmanjames

2011-10-25 01:40:37 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Wolfmanjames: Goo goo g'joob!

Hey, that's not yellow matter custard, and it ain't dripping from a dead dog's eye!

Somoen's been a naughty boy. But it ain't their face that's growing long!

Occam's Chainsaw

2011-10-25 01:42:07 AM

Wolfmanjames: Somoen's been a naughty boy. But it ain't their face that's growing long!

Mr. City Policeman should do something about this.

/Too busy running.

Meatzilla

2011-10-25 01:53:31 AM

Gosh. That is so weird. I wonder why he's doing that.

i29.photobucket.com

'Cause he can.

unyon

2011-10-25 01:55:20 AM

Score another victory for rule 34.

Ivo Shandor

2011-10-25 02:31:33 AM

Disgusting. Didn't even use protection.

i182.photobucket.com

/lol'd at subby's headline warning
//but the frog chimpanzee is still the champion

Links

2011-10-25 03:32:04 AM

Relatively Obscure

2011-10-25 04:29:59 AM

I salute you, sir Walrus.

Therion

2011-10-25 04:32:06 AM

Self-Fellating Walrus

Austin garage band in 3 ... 2 ...

DjangoStonereaver

2011-10-25 04:58:08 AM

Is smiling enigmatically underneath his moustache.

dstanley

2011-10-25 05:54:49 AM

*Ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg*

RobotSpider

2011-10-25 08:10:52 AM

So like us...

Peio

2011-10-25 08:50:09 AM

I love how the guy is acting like it's oh so gross when secretly he, like everyone else, is wishing he could do that. (To himself, not to the walrus....hopefully anyway...)

Schmee

2011-10-25 09:11:43 AM

Self-fellating walrus = SFW?

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf

2011-10-25 09:31:45 AM

Bathia_Mapes: DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!

Too late! She's done been mooned!

/Saw Mr. Stevens in concert last Friday, very funny

Mr. Cat Poop

2011-10-25 09:56:03 AM

I saw a chimp whack off then lick his fingers clean at the zoo last summer. I'm never going back to the zoo.

pete1729

2011-10-25 03:46:01 PM

I hope I can forget I ever saw this boner killing phenomenon.

FedExPope

2011-10-25 04:55:51 PM

I like when the guy was recapping for someone who apparently missed it the first time. "He was ess'n his own dee". LMAO.

casual disregard

2011-10-25 05:54:32 PM

This is old shiat. Not sure if it's repeat here, but he's essed his own dee for years now.

"I wonder why he's doing that."

Maybe cause it feels good, dumbshiat?

All it takes is flexibility. Fat dudes with little ones can do it. Just takes some dedication.

hogans

2011-10-25 06:29:05 PM

What animal can possibly compete against the prime number shiatting bear? (new window)

Tsar_Bomba1

2011-10-25 07:04:56 PM

I. R. Rottweiler

2011-10-25 08:59:15 PM

hogans: What animal can possibly compete against the prime number shiatting bear? (new window)

What... why... who would...

I can die happy now.

John Buck 41

2011-10-25 08:59:44 PM

My cousin has a Jack Russell terrier that will lay down, leaning against a vertical surface, and fap. To completion. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes I wouldn't've believed it. Course this was a few years ago; he's 12 or 13 now. Maybe it's a hobby he's outgrown.

Enema Man

2011-10-25 11:28:09 PM

Well, if that's what the bucket's for, perhaps it ought to be given back...

Really I'm Black

2011-10-26 12:13:01 AM

was that walrus from nantucket?

DeadMouseTails

2011-10-26 12:48:00 AM

I had a pet chinchilla that did this. The vet said it was nothing to worry about, completely healthy. It was embarrassing when company came over though.

Bathia_Mapes

2011-10-26 01:38:14 AM

Schmee: Self-fellating walrus = SFW?

What do you think?

FerneJohn

2011-10-26 04:28:07 AM

A skin flute's not too different from a real one, is it?

/Hotlink (new window) in case the gif doesn't play.

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