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thomps [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 11:41:00 PM
oh great, not BRAVO is going to greenlight a bunch of shows about pedophiles, pawn store owning child rapists, real housewives of locked-up pederasts, and midget kiddie diddlers (which admittedly would be an interesting dynamic to watch).
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 11:41:53 PM
thomps: oh great, not now BRAVO
 
fusillade762
2011-10-25 12:23:20 AM
500motivators.com
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 02:26:23 AM
Him? I would have sworn he was gay considering how incredibly homophobic he was on the show, how often he had to tell people that he'd totally bang this chick or that chick, and how excited he got when they had a challenge to design desserts based on women's shoes. But pedophile, that's a bit of a surprise.
 
Indolent [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 03:30:48 AM
Perhaps he'll get his just desserts while in prison.
 
Tickle Mittens
2011-10-25 06:35:34 AM
Huh, limewire is still around.
 
CarnySaur
2011-10-25 06:37:47 AM
First the Frugal Gourmet, now this guy?
 
unicron702
2011-10-25 06:50:11 AM
homepage.mac.com

/Oblig
 
ADubs86
2011-10-25 06:57:45 AM
Tickle Mittens: Huh, limewire is still around.

That's what I thought too. Next, we'll be hearing about the next CP ring caught on Kazaa.
 
Garko
2011-10-25 07:07:14 AM
unicron702: [homepage.mac.com image 640x480]

/Oblig

Dude.
First thing I thought of. I even read it in the voice.
 
NewEnglandGangster
2011-10-25 07:15:43 AM
Garko: unicron702: [homepage.mac.com image 640x480]

/Oblig

Dude.
First thing I thought of. I even read it in the voice.
Me too...CLASSIC
 
deffuse [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 07:29:00 AM
I wouldnt mind some candy.
 
NewEnglandGangster
2011-10-25 07:33:35 AM
I much prefer: Do you girls like ponies, because I have one in the back of my van.
 
ohmyvariousgods
2011-10-25 07:39:58 AM
NewEnglandGangster: Garko: unicron702: [homepage.mac.com image 640x480]

/Oblig

Dude.
First thing I thought of. I even read it in the voice.
Me too...CLASSIC

Yup. Me, too.
 
Hillbilly Jim
2011-10-25 07:55:52 AM
ADubs86: Tickle Mittens: Huh, limewire is still around.

That's what I thought too. Next, we'll be hearing about the next CP ring caught on Kazaa.

Pedo-BearShare?
 
dittybopper
2011-10-25 08:06:54 AM
unicron702: [homepage.mac.com image 640x480]

/Oblig

Damn you, I was going to do that.

/shiat happens.
 
unicron702
2011-10-25 08:12:01 AM
dittybopper: unicron702: [homepage.mac.com image 640x480]

/Oblig

Damn you, I was going to do that.

/shiat happens.

It's all right, I'm a cop!
 
dittybopper
2011-10-25 08:29:58 AM
NewEnglandGangster: Garko: unicron702: [homepage.mac.com image 640x480]

/Oblig

Dude.
First thing I thought of. I even read it in the voice.
Me too...CLASSIC

Predator 2 is actually underrated, in my opinion.
 
dittybopper
2011-10-25 08:30:37 AM
unicron702: dittybopper: unicron702: [homepage.mac.com image 640x480]

/Oblig

Damn you, I was going to do that.

/shiat happens.

It's all right, I'm a cop!

I don't think he gives a shiat.
 
Andrew Wiggin
2011-10-25 08:32:00 AM
ADubs86: Tickle Mittens: Huh, limewire is still around.

That's what I thought too. Next, we'll be hearing about the next CP ring caught on Kazaa.

eMule must have been down
 
Zombie Eater
2011-10-25 08:41:09 AM
Hahahaha! Still using limewire? That's just begging to get busted, no matter what you're downloading.
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 08:49:31 AM
hey. i'm paper bag face. gimme some candy.

/obvs. joke is obvs.
//also in the voice of adam sandler.
 
dittybopper
2011-10-25 09:09:10 AM
Sarcastica75: hey. i'm paper bag face. gimme some candy.

/obvs. joke is obvs.
//also in the voice of adam sandler.

No, the penultimate obvious joke is this one:

homepage.mac.com

Yours is a poor fourth-level joke.
 
Gunny Highway
2011-10-25 09:13:19 AM
dittybopper: Sarcastica75: hey. i'm paper bag face. gimme some candy.

/obvs. joke is obvs.
//also in the voice of adam sandler.

No, the penultimate obvious joke is this one:

[homepage.mac.com image 640x480]

Yours is a poor fourth-level joke.

AND SO IT IS DECIDED
 
PanicMan
2011-10-25 09:35:51 AM
unicron702: [homepage.mac.com image 640x480]

/Oblig

Thread over.
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 10:37:46 AM
dittybopper: Sarcastica75: hey. i'm paper bag face. gimme some candy.

/obvs. joke is obvs.
//also in the voice of adam sandler.

No, the penultimate obvious joke is this one:

[homepage.mac.com image 640x480]

Yours is a poor fourth-level joke.

trolololokay.
 
dittybopper
2011-10-25 11:01:24 AM
Sarcastica75: dittybopper: Sarcastica75: hey. i'm paper bag face. gimme some candy.

/obvs. joke is obvs.
//also in the voice of adam sandler.

No, the penultimate obvious joke is this one:

[homepage.mac.com image 640x480]

Yours is a poor fourth-level joke.

trolololokay.

Not trolling.

First, the obvious reference is to the scene in Predator 2, where the kid sees the cloaked predator in the cemetery, and offers him some candy.

Perhaps second, I'd go with the "FREE CANDY" van.

So, OK, maybe Sandler is third-rate, but just for being Sandler, that brings it down a peg.
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 11:18:17 AM
dittybopper: Sarcastica75: dittybopper: Sarcastica75: hey. i'm paper bag face. gimme some candy.

/obvs. joke is obvs.
//also in the voice of adam sandler.

No, the penultimate obvious joke is this one:

[homepage.mac.com image 640x480]

Yours is a poor fourth-level joke.

trolololokay.

Not trolling.

First, the obvious reference is to the scene in Predator 2, where the kid sees the cloaked predator in the cemetery, and offers him some candy.

Perhaps second, I'd go with the "FREE CANDY" van.

So, OK, maybe Sandler is third-rate, but just for being Sandler, that brings it down a peg.

Wat.

I ... didn't call you a troll. I laughed. Do you not know trololol guy??

COME ON.

*smacks you*
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 11:19:26 AM
(I hate Sandler, too, but every time I say "gimme some candy" that stupid snl sketch plays in my head... :*( so i agree with you.)
 
Honest Bender
2011-10-25 11:35:42 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Oooh! A piece of candy!
 
dittybopper
2011-10-25 11:54:00 AM
Sarcastica75: Do you not know trololol guy??

No.

COME ON.

*smacks you*

Thank you Ma'am, may I have another?
 
89 Stick-Up Kid
2011-10-25 12:31:59 PM
+1 to the Predator 2 reference.
 
Trackball
2011-10-25 01:09:46 PM
dittybopper: Sarcastica75: hey. i'm paper bag face. gimme some candy.

/obvs. joke is obvs.
//also in the voice of adam sandler.

No, the penultimate obvious joke is this one:

[homepage.mac.com image 640x480]

Yours is a poor fourth-level joke.

So, what is the ultimate obvious joke for this then?
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 01:13:46 PM
dittybopper: Sarcastica75: Do you not know trololol guy??

No.

COME ON.

*smacks you*

Thank you Ma'am, may I have another?

damnitall.
:D

trololol is the new lolol well not really because it's also so last week now (new window)
 
Rodbestboy
2011-10-25 01:35:23 PM
unicron702: /Oblig

Bravo good sir. The thread is now complete. Everything else is just postgame chatter.
 
silvervial
2011-10-25 01:57:19 PM
I always thought it was amazingly creepy the way he cried and carried on so much over his son: "I made a sundae for my son because we have sundaes on Sundays when he visits me, booo hoooo hooo, waaaaaah! My baby boy!"

I hope his ex keeps his kid far, far away from him.

Though his excitement over the school girls crushing on him during a challenge makes sense now. But his porn wasn't 16-year-olds it was 2-year-olds.

Sick, sick bastard.

/this year's contestants are more normal, if boring
//no "The red-hots are for my mommy!" insane chefs this year either
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2011-10-25 03:53:57 PM
Tickle Mittens: Huh, limewire is still around.

That was my first thought too. Who would still use limewire (Well, I guess besides a pedophile)? All the music sounded like someone just waited for the song to come on a nearby radio, and recorded it off that. Am I the only one who noticed this? Limewire sucked.
 
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