Gangs are so b*tchin'.

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My friend was in TRG. He went the same way. Sad.

Woah, not cool man... If he was a gang banger I wouldn't have given a shiat, but these gang members apparently killed a guy because other party goers declined to declare a gang affiliation and got pissed about it...

Gangs killing each other is one thing, but shiat like this needs to have serious resources devoted to it.

WTF kind of logic is that anyways? Not being in a gang is now considered an insult to all gang members? Could a new acceptable answer be "I am in the no-gang gang"?

Rodriguez and a 21-year-old friend who is expected to survive were both hit in the chest as they partied in the kitchen.

"I loved him too much - that's what he always said," his mother Elizabeth sobbed as dozens of devastated relatives comforted her at her Belmont Cragin home Sunday afternoon. As they consoled her, relatives laid out Rodriguez's favorite No. 90 Julius Peppers Chicago Bears jersey and a pair of smart jeans for his funeral.

Proper Punctuation: It prevents the zombie apocalypse.

"23-year-old fork lift truck driver Harry Rodriguez's special day ended instead in blood and gunfire when a masked gunman burst into the party and fatally shot him in the early hours of Sunday"

no one's special day should end in blood and gunfire, unless that's the way they want it

RIP

Protons electrons always cause explosions

/positive energy activates constant elevation

SUR..BLAM BLAM BLAM ....PRIIIIIIIISE!

Yeeeeahh... I dont know man, I kind of have to call bullshiat.

The odds that they were actually unaffiliated are probably pretty slim... even gangsters tend to know who they are gunning for when they go out to commit murder.

Alonjar: Yeeeeahh... I dont know man, I kind of have to call bullshiat.

The odds that they were actually unaffiliated are probably pretty slim... even gangsters tend to know who they are gunning for when they go out to commit murder.

You're right. He's giving off too much negative energy to be a neutron. I bet Deejay was a Cobra lover.

UberDave: TFA: "Shouting "Cobra lovers!" as he opened fire in an apparent reference to the Spanish Cobras street gang..."


He must have been a member of G.I. Jose.



Strike first, strike hard, NO MERCY!

/Lucious Malfoy?
//When did white, straight hair become the sign of reluctant evil?

Oznog: UberDave: TFA: "Shouting "Cobra lovers!" as he opened fire in an apparent reference to the Spanish Cobras street gang..."


He must have been a member of G.I. Jose.

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Strike first, strike hard, NO MERCY!

/Lucious Malfoy?
//When did white, straight hair become the sign of reluctant evil?

WW2?

From TFA:

"It was supposed to be a surprise birthday party - complete with friends, family, music and a hired stripper.

But 23-year-old fork lift truck driver Harry Rodriguez's ..."


And it was no longer a surprise. Trash run with trash and die at the hands of trash.

Oznog: UberDave: TFA: "Shouting "Cobra lovers!" as he opened fire in an apparent reference to the Spanish Cobras street gang..."


He must have been a member of G.I. Jose.

[www.amoeba.com image 465x310]

Strike first, strike hard, NO MERCY!

/Lucious Malfoy?
//When did white, straight hair become the sign of reluctant evil?

Around 1066, when the Vikings started raiding monasteries?

Well, he's probably less inclined to join your little club now.

/gangs are all about penis envy

MaxAwesome: And it was no longer a surprise. Trash run with trash and die at the hands of trash.

Seriously? You're calling this kid trash? If anything in the article said about him was true, he sounds like a pretty farking decent guy.

thursdaypostal: MaxAwesome: And it was no longer a surprise. Trash run with trash and die at the hands of trash.

Seriously? You're calling this kid trash? If anything in the article said about him was true, he sounds like a pretty farking decent guy.

I think he was trying to point out the fact that they invited family and a stripper to the same party.

Sphinx!

/A GIS for "Shore Leave" brings up an equal number of images from Star Trek and gay sailors

Plant Rights Activist: thursdaypostal: MaxAwesome: And it was no longer a surprise. Trash run with trash and die at the hands of trash.

Seriously? You're calling this kid trash? If anything in the article said about him was true, he sounds like a pretty farking decent guy.

I think he was trying to point out the fact that they invited family and a stripper to the same party.

Dingdingding.

Stay classy, Chicago.

Johnny knows that guns and surprise parties don't mix.

Article completly missed the key facts. Like if the stripper was hot.

Man shot to death at his own surprise party in another instance of gang violence

Keep searching newsman. You will be profitable once again some day.

Reminds me of this Kids in the Hall skit.
Surprise Party (new window)

This is why I believe these people to be retards.......seriously your dumb enough to join a gang, please stay clear of the gene pool (forced sterilization would be a nice for these people if only it wasnt morally wrong). Dont know if guy really was in gang but RIP all the same.

Plant Rights Activist: thursdaypostal: MaxAwesome: And it was no longer a surprise. Trash run with trash and die at the hands of trash.

Seriously? You're calling this kid trash? If anything in the article said about him was true, he sounds like a pretty farking decent guy.

I think he was trying to point out the fact that they invited family and a stripper to the same party.

The stripper WAS family.

...Buttsex?

largedon: Reminds me of this Kids in the Hall skit.
Surprise Party (new window)

I was thinking more like this . . . Party in Reno (new window)

Hey! You Reggie? I have a message for ya!

/obscure?

Alonjar: Yeeeeahh... I dont know man, I kind of have to call bullshiat.

The odds that they were actually unaffiliated are probably pretty slim... even gangsters tend to know who they are gunning for when they go out to commit murder.

They had probably been approached over the years. The declination in and of itself can make you a target.

Oznog: UberDave: TFA: "Shouting "Cobra lovers!" as he opened fire in an apparent reference to the Spanish Cobras street gang..."


He must have been a member of G.I. Jose.

[www.amoeba.com image 465x310]

Strike first, strike hard, NO MERCY!

/Lucious Malfoy?
//When did white, straight hair become the sign of reluctant evil?

Sorry - Stodden Too Hot for Halloween - distracted



Yeah, bummer dude, sorry.

The Cobras? Really? That sounds like a gang name from a crappy 80s cop show.

BarbadoSlim: Oznog: UberDave: TFA: "Shouting "Cobra lovers!" as he opened fire in an apparent reference to the Spanish Cobras street gang..."


He must have been a member of G.I. Jose.

[www.amoeba.com image 465x310]

Strike first, strike hard, NO MERCY!

/Lucious Malfoy?
//When did white, straight hair become the sign of reluctant evil?

Around 1066, when the Vikings started raiding monasteries?

It was 783 in Lindisfarne. 1066 was the end of the invasions.

"relatives laid out Rodriguez's favorite No. 90 Julius Peppers Chicago Bears jersey and a pair of smart jeans for his funeral"

So tragic...his favorite jeans going unworn.

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Johnny knows that guns and surprise parties don't mix.

This MEME is tearing me APART!

farscape: walrusonion: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x362]

Johnny knows that guns and surprise parties don't mix.

This MEME is tearing me APART!

Thanks. I almost made it through but now it's gonna play in my head a thousand time.

Thanks.

Deathfrogg: Plant Rights Activist: thursdaypostal: MaxAwesome: And it was no longer a surprise. Trash run with trash and die at the hands of trash.

Seriously? You're calling this kid trash? If anything in the article said about him was true, he sounds like a pretty farking decent guy.

I think he was trying to point out the fact that they invited family and a stripper to the same party.

The stripper WAS family.

I think you might be on to something. The article said that his cousin Evie was dancing at the time of the shooting. But it fails to mention how sexually she was dancing or if she was hot.

discgolfguru: In all honesty, those Cobra guys aren't trained very well. (new window)

Wow. This article was the icing on the cake for what for me has been a thoroughly entertaining thread. I especially loved Renfro's questions about the safety flaws of the HISS tank design. I totally had one of those when I was a kid.

Thanks so much for sharing that link!