Farnsworth: What are those horrible creatures?

Glurmo: They're the Grunka-Lunkas. They work at the factory.

Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them!

Burp Charlie! BURP!

or could it be that kids with violent tendencies don't have parent(s) that necessarily care too much about them, therefore not caring what they drink. Cheap, fizzy, sugar water....

They found a farking 9 percent difference between the two test groups. I'd say its much more likely that less intelligent and less affluent people are more likely to both drink soda and get in fights, more so than because the soda CAUSES them to get into fights.

These researchers should be fired. I bet they make bank too.

It might also depend how much cough syrup they are pouring into their grape sodas

Perfect. Blame anything but, you know, the kids themselves.

Wouldn't want any personal responsibility getting in the way now, would we?

Like "It's not my fault i'm an alcoholic! It runs in my family!" *cracks open another beer*

/beat the sh*t out of their f*cking parents, maybe they'll wise up
//most people just need a good ol' fashion ass kicking to set them straight
///yes, you too
\\come at me, bro

"You shot him in the FACE. You got skull and brain matter on the wall, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get NOTHING. You LOSE. Good DAY, sir."

High-school students in inner-city Boston who consumed more than five cans of non-diet, fizzy soft drinks every week were between nine and 15 per cent likelier to engage in an aggressive act compared with counterparts who drank less.

The hell? Most Americans drink more than five cans a week.

The overwhelming majority of respondents were Hispanic, African-American or mixed

CONFOUNDING FACTOR DETECTED

I wish I could buy the world a drink in peace and harmony
And have a toast to freedom and perfect misery
Then all the plan-et would see that I am just on Oh Ess Cee
Em Ey Y Er
Bolongnee

thank you and good night
tip your witness
I'll be here all nigh*BLAM*

That would explain the roving trio of belligerent teen girls in the Bart
station last night. Bunch of assholes. Well, them and the other pair of assholes that
asked me to make the teens stop harassing them - who then bolted over the
turnstile and disappeared once the teen hate was turned on me.

I farkin' hate people.

Well the Aussie newspapers are chock full of shiat too I see. That almost reads like a satire piece.

I just looked up a childhood favorite today. Fizzies and good times. Fizzies (new window)

Perhaps their findings are indicative of the peak blood concentration of caffeine in the subjects as opposed to fizz? Another Monster please.

JanusofZeal: Cheap my ass. That shiat adds up.

3 liters of store brand soda for 99 cents isn't cheap to you?

Nadie_AZ: [assets.diylol.com image 510x383]

I come in to comment on this story and the first thing I see is a gigantic fail pic that includes the word loose. I can only assume the author meant LOSE. If you misspell a word in your fail pic then it is you that has failed, not the target of your pic.

/cue grammar nazi
//not an attack on Nadie_AZ, unless he actually made the fail pic.

Who drinks more than 5 non-diet pop cans?

Snargi:

//not an attack on Nadie_AZ, unless he actually made the fail pic.


I disagree. F*ck that guy. He should have known better.

The kids are getting high on the fructose corn syrup, is what it is.

Correlation is so often correlated with causation that we are forced to conclude correlation causes causation.

Snargi: Nadie_AZ: [assets.diylol.com image 510x383]

I come in to comment on this story and the first thing I see is a gigantic fail pic that includes the word loose. I can only assume the author meant LOSE. If you misspell a word in your fail pic then it is you that has failed, not the target of your pic.

/cue grammar nazi



What now?

I cannot stand the obnoxious UK posters on this website. Every single one of you is an obnoxious snot-nosed little dick.

I'll never read or post here again.

Insert the "well, bye" photo from tombstone.

Old enough to know better: High-school students in inner-city Boston who consumed more than five cans of non-diet, fizzy soft drinks every week were between nine and 15 per cent likelier to engage in an aggressive act compared with counterparts who drank less.

The hell? Most Americans drink more than five cans a week.

Don't judge me.

the most outrageous assumption one could make would be: violent people like soda.

this study didn't even show that.

Somewhere between 23 and 43 per cent of these people are armed, and somebody is worried that they drink too much pop? I detect some skewed priorities here.

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: JanusofZeal: Cheap my ass. That shiat adds up.

3 liters of store brand soda for 99 cents isn't cheap to you?

From previous experience, when drinking a couple a day, it definitely adds up.

/Lost 100 pounds leaving that stuff on the shelves
//Feeling much better these days

JanusofZeal: Old enough to know better: High-school students in inner-city Boston who consumed more than five cans of non-diet, fizzy soft drinks every week were between nine and 15 per cent likelier to engage in an aggressive act compared with counterparts who drank less.

The hell? Most Americans drink more than five cans a week.
...

Seriously, you're shocked at less than a can per day? What world do you live on?

Might want to reread his post there...he's making the same point that you are.

clivecusslerfan: /Lost 100 pounds leaving that stuff on the shelves
//Feeling much better these days


been there, done that. trust me, i know how you feel.

At the same time, comparatively, it's still pretty damned cheap.

Compare one liter of Poland Springs @ $1.19 to my previously stated price for the soda and the willingness for shiatty parents to spend the money on the soda cuz it's probably the only thing the shiatty kids wanna drink.

Old enough to know better: High-school students in inner-city Boston who consumed more than five cans of non-diet, fizzy soft drinks every week were between nine and 15 per cent likelier to engage in an aggressive act compared with counterparts who drank less.

The hell? Most Americans drink more than five cans a week.

Does it count the same if it's mixed with rum?

freetomato: I'd be more worried about obesity and rotten teeth in kids that drink too much soda.

Used to have a scummy neighbor that put Pepsi in her baby's bottle. Poor thing had silver caps by three.

She couldn't have been that poor of a thing if she was essentially born with silver in her mouth.

Rye_: "You shot him in the FACE. You got skull and brain matter on the wall, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get NOTHING. You LOSE. Good DAY, sir."

You must have hit a bump or something!

I have discovered that ALL teen violence occurs between 12-20... where is my f*cking grant money?

I told you them damned kids were all hopped up on fizz balls

Are you threatening me?

Snargi: LOSE