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(Daily Mail) Fail Today's 34-year old teacher banging a 17-year old student brought to you by Memphis, Tennessee. Farkier: Principal at same school was involved with male student earlier this year   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 65
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2011-10-24 09:51:30 PM
Gotta love the South.
Male still has a job, female is charged with rape in a state where cousins and minors get married.
This is bullsh*t. Oh wait, he's not white. Nevermind.
 
2011-10-24 10:30:48 PM
Wow. Must be a bunch of hot kids down there.

/what?
 
2011-10-25 06:19:38 AM
Good thing we don't hear about these things happening to homeschoolers. Ewwwwwwww....
 
2011-10-25 06:32:17 AM
17 into 34? Sorry, not a kiddy diddler here... Stupid, yes, not child molestation...

And the male principal with a male student? A married, well respected church deacon? Say it isn't so...

Cue the "donotwant" pics...
 
2011-10-25 06:37:44 AM
She probably cleans up pretty good.
 
2011-10-25 06:39:55 AM
Oh that poor child. The Horror!
 
2011-10-25 06:47:46 AM
17? What is age of consent in TN?
 
2011-10-25 06:48:43 AM
"A teacher has been charged with rape after she was accused of having a sex with one of her students for more than a year and even moving him into her home."

Was this written by Borat?

Or are they mandating de-gendered teachers these days?
 
2011-10-25 06:52:13 AM
abhorrent1: Oh that poor child. The Horror!

The poor child was subjected to a year of regular sex! The poor boy will never recover.
 
2011-10-25 07:02:20 AM
BigBooper: abhorrent1: Oh that poor child. The Horror!

The poor child was subjected to a year of regular sex! The poor boy will never recover.


I had sex when I was fifteen and walked funny for at least eight months afterwards,
 
2011-10-25 07:05:33 AM
dinserdinser: Good thing we don't hear about these things happening to homeschoolers. Ewwwwwwww....



Indeed...

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2011-10-25 07:05:44 AM
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2011-10-25 07:08:39 AM
Hi, I heard you were giving out high school students. I'm 34. I'm here to pick up my 17 year old please.
 
2011-10-25 07:16:03 AM
EZ Writer: dinserdinser: Good thing we don't hear about these things happening to homeschoolers. Ewwwwwwww....



Indeed...

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lol!!
damn i still remember that thread
 
2011-10-25 07:18:10 AM
Oh, she's black? Never mind....
 
2011-10-25 07:22:46 AM
stuhayes2010: She probably cleans up pretty good.

This.
 
2011-10-25 07:29:01 AM
The school's principal Russell Heaston was removed from his post after a sex video that featured him and a former male student went viral.

Kind of an important distinction there. Since the principal wasn't charged with a crime, just fired, probably the kid was 18+ at that point and it was just an ethical/policy violation (teachers tend to get fired for sleeping with any student in the same district).

AbbeySomeone: Gotta love the South.
Male still has a job, female is charged with rape in a state where cousins and minors get married.
This is bullsh*t. Oh wait, he's not white. Nevermind.


He doesn't still have a job. At least, not with the school district. That's what "removed from his post" means.
 
2011-10-25 07:30:22 AM
Jim_Callahan:
AbbeySomeone: Gotta love the South.
Male still has a job, female is charged with rape in a state where cousins and minors get married.
This is bullsh*t. Oh wait, he's not white. Nevermind.

He doesn't still have a job. At least, not with the school district. That's what "removed from his post" means.


He's gay. I figured his post was some kind of sex toy that they had to remove him from.
 
2011-10-25 07:40:24 AM
Arcturus72: 17 into 34?

17 into 34, 2 times it goes.

BurnShrike: He's gay. I figured his post was some kind of sex toy that they had to remove him from.

Modified wooden bed post. Enough said.
 
2011-10-25 07:45:47 AM
What kind of shiatty state has a AoC of 18?
 
2011-10-25 07:48:17 AM
AbbeySomeone: Gotta love the South.
Male still has a job, female is charged with rape in a state where cousins and minors get married.
This is bullsh*t. Oh wait, he's not white. Nevermind.


The school's principal Russell Heaston was removed from his post after a sex video that featured him and a former male student went viral.
 
2011-10-25 07:49:46 AM
stuhayes2010: She probably cleans up pretty good.

Yeah, she doesn't look half bad. I'd certainly hit it.
 
2011-10-25 07:49:56 AM
turboke: Arcturus72: 17 into 34?

17 into 34, 2 times it goes.


A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary."

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Savoy Hotel with my eighteen year old toy boy. Because you are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."
 
2011-10-25 07:52:23 AM
*checks pic of teacher*

++BLAARRRGHHH!!++

/Must have been one butt ugly kid.

//ok, carry on.
 
2011-10-25 07:52:39 AM
BurnShrike: Jim_Callahan:
AbbeySomeone: Gotta love the South.
Male still has a job, female is charged with rape in a state where cousins and minors get married.
This is bullsh*t. Oh wait, he's not white. Nevermind.

He doesn't still have a job. At least, not with the school district. That's what "removed from his post" means.

He's gay. I figured his post was some kind of sex toy that they had to remove him from.


A modified wooden toilet paper post?


/ Wow..Just..Wow!
 
2011-10-25 07:57:56 AM
r1niceboy: BigBooper: abhorrent1: Oh that poor child. The Horror!

The poor child was subjected to a year of regular sex! The poor boy will never recover.

I had sex when I was fifteen and walked funny for at least eight months afterwards,


That's what happens when you're the catcher and the pitcher is Mr. Ed.

NTTAWWT
 
2011-10-25 08:05:00 AM
flexflint: A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary."

Bad choice of location for a tryst, as it's drafty and cold as Hell.
 
2011-10-25 08:09:27 AM
stuhayes2010: 17? What is age of consent in TN?

18 with a 4 year provision (as in, 17 + 19 is not a crime, 17 + 22 would be though). It's one of the few states with an age that high, however many states have provisions with higher ages for involvement with teachers, bosses, or other people in positions of authority.
 
2011-10-25 08:14:01 AM
AbbeySomeone: Gotta love the South.
Male still has a job, female is charged with rape in a state where cousins and minors get married.
This is bullsh*t. Oh wait, he's not white. Nevermind.


www.frigginrandom.com
 
2011-10-25 08:20:34 AM
Vash's Apprentice: AbbeySomeone: Gotta love the South.
Male still has a job, female is charged with rape in a state where cousins and minors get married.
This is bullsh*t. Oh wait, he's not white. Nevermind.

[www.frigginrandom.com image 535x433]


You give Vash a bad name.
 
2011-10-25 08:25:13 AM
Today's [unspecified sex] 34-year-old teacher banging a [unspecified sex] 17-year old student brought to you by Memphis, Tennessee. Farkier: [unspecified sex] Principal at same school was involved with male [oh noes, teh gay!] student earlier this year

Sex-role assumptions much, subby?
 
2011-10-25 08:28:36 AM
AbbeySomeone: Gotta love the South.
Male still has a job, female is charged with rape in a state where cousins and minors get married.
This is bullsh*t. Oh wait, he's not white. Nevermind.


You're like some kind of super-idiot aren't you? Try reading up on the whole situation. You know, since you're so superior and all that.
 
2011-10-25 08:38:33 AM
kwame: You're like some kind of super-idiot aren't you?

how does that happen? does one have to get bit by a radioactive retarded spider? or be from the planet moron?
 
2011-10-25 08:40:30 AM
iollow: stuhayes2010: 17? What is age of consent in TN?

18 with a 4 year provision (as in, 17 + 19 is not a crime, 17 + 22 would be though). It's one of the few states with an age that high, however many states have provisions with higher ages for involvement with teachers, bosses, or other people in positions of authority.


I'm guessing DC isn't one of those jurisdictions

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2011-10-25 08:40:53 AM
Andrew Wiggin: kwame: You're like some kind of super-idiot aren't you?

how does that happen? does one have to get bit by a radioactive retarded spider? or be from the planet moron?


No, just Tennessee.
 
2011-10-25 08:45:16 AM
BurnShrike: Andrew Wiggin: kwame: You're like some kind of super-idiot aren't you?

how does that happen? does one have to get bit by a radioactive retarded spider? or be from the planet moron?

No, just Tennessee.


same thing.
 
2011-10-25 08:46:57 AM
Removed from his post will be this weeks' "modified wooden toilet roll holder".
 
2011-10-25 08:47:40 AM
Andrew Wiggin: kwame: You're like some kind of super-idiot aren't you?

how does that happen? does one have to get bit by a radioactive retarded spider? or be from the planet moron?



I'm thinking more like a radioactive slug or possibly fruit-fly. Perhaps it could be a radioactive plant like a peach, cocnut or an artichoke......
 
2011-10-25 08:48:24 AM
iollow: stuhayes2010: 17? What is age of consent in TN?

18 with a 4 year provision (as in, 17 + 19 is not a crime, 17 + 22 would be though). It's one of the few states with an age that high, however many states have provisions with higher ages for involvement with teachers, bosses, or other people in positions of authority.


Technically if there's a direct supervisory relationship it's probably sexual harassment by the federal definitions regardless of the ages involved, as well (quid pro quo, not hostile workplace, obviously, though I guess it could be that too). I mean, that's not jail-time illegal, but it's enough to get you fired even if your state/district doesn't have a specific policy regarding teachers and students.
 
2011-10-25 08:48:56 AM
AbbeySomeone: Gotta love the South.
Male still has a job, female is charged with rape in a state where cousins and minors get married.
This is bullsh*t. Oh wait, he's not white. Nevermind.


Awwww, the poor widdle persecuted white man comes in to complain. Racist much? I know, I know, noticing that you're a racist failure who can't take responsibility for his own failures means I'm a racist.
 
2011-10-25 08:49:41 AM
Arcturus72: 17 into 34? Sorry, not a kiddy diddler here... Stupid, yes, not child molestation...
.


I'm sorry, but this is a clear violation of the rule that you are allowed to bang someone half your age plus 7. The numbers don't lie.
 
2011-10-25 08:50:38 AM
BurnShrike: Andrew Wiggin: kwame: You're like some kind of super-idiot aren't you?

how does that happen? does one have to get bit by a radioactive retarded spider? or be from the planet moron?

No, just Tennessee.


No, in this case "Pacific Northwest". Owned by the guy from Tennessee.
 
2011-10-25 08:54:07 AM
potterydove: What kind of shiatty state has a AoC of 18?

Most. If they allow 17 or 16, their ages have to be within 2 years.

/the more you know
 
2011-10-25 09:08:09 AM
potterydove: What kind of shiatty state has a AoC of 18?

California, bastion of progressiveness.
 
2011-10-25 09:09:25 AM
WHOO! GO TN!

Why can't we be highlighted for something good? Like Memphis in May or something...
 
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2011-10-25 09:15:05 AM
The pictures of Selma in the green dress on side bar made the article worth looking at. Selma is a beautiful woman.
 
2011-10-25 09:16:37 AM
A good old fashioned teacher nailing the student thread get derailed by the racism tangent? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2011-10-25 09:19:55 AM
If only I would have known that teachers were that freaky when I was single. I would have changed where I was trolling for loose women



I can see a shift in the "Dating Scene". A bunch of horny guys, hanging around schools looking for women. Nothing could go wrong with that
 
2011-10-25 09:21:39 AM
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2011-10-25 09:25:47 AM
maliklockett: I can see a shift in the "Dating Scene". A bunch of horny guys, hanging around schools looking for women. Nothing could go wrong with that

I already hang around schools looking for women.

I'm just gonna start looking at the teachers too now.
 
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