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(Houston Press) Stupid How far is too far? Is Caesar salad-flavored cotton candy far enough?   (blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line 39
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2011-10-24 07:08:51 PM
yes.

/DNRTFA
 
2011-10-24 07:09:11 PM
Yeah but is it healthy?
 
2011-10-24 07:10:37 PM
Any gay bacon strips?
 
2011-10-24 07:11:47 PM
I almost drank PB&J beer at a Beer Fest. Seriously WTF!

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/shorts-pbj/100519/
 
2011-10-24 07:11:53 PM
This ruins cotton candy for everybody. I want my cotton candy disgustingly, yet wonderfully sweet, not tasting like salad. Damn you farkers, ruining cotton candy!!!
 
2011-10-24 07:12:06 PM
Actually, I'd give that a go. Not really any different than the turkey-flavored sodas and the like.
 
2011-10-24 07:12:43 PM
Anchovies are a big part of the flavor of Caesar salad.
 
2011-10-24 07:13:12 PM
Wow. Just wow.
 
2011-10-24 07:13:46 PM
Dr. Molecular Gastronomy, look upon the monster you have created.
 
2011-10-24 07:16:08 PM
brap: Dr. Molecular Gastronomy

images.wikia.com

I envision him to be like Lord Killington here.

"Hmm, how about...pork-fried peppermint candy canes"

ugh...
 
2011-10-24 07:20:24 PM
That seems to be working in totally the wrong direction.
 
2011-10-24 07:23:21 PM
no.
but deep fried butter on a stick is definitely too far. (new window).
 
2011-10-24 07:23:38 PM
Pancoaifo: Actually, I'd give that a go. Not really any different than the turkey-flavored sodas and the like.

Turkey flavored soda?

weknowmemes.com
 
2011-10-24 07:24:05 PM
As said earlier, yes, that is going too far, and in the opposite direction.
 
2011-10-24 07:24:17 PM
In the south?

*click*

Yep. Leave it to the creators of deep-fried butter to create more garbage and call it food.
 
2011-10-24 07:26:29 PM
ecalcott: no.
but deep fried butter on a stick is definitely too far. (new window).


That's actually probably not bad. I'd imagine it's more of a deep fried cinnamon roll.
 
2011-10-24 07:28:05 PM
That sounds like something Padme would spit out before telling a week one contestant to "Please Pack Your Knives and Go"
 
2011-10-24 07:32:21 PM
KangTheMad: Pancoaifo: Actually, I'd give that a go. Not really any different than the turkey-flavored sodas and the like.

Turkey flavored soda?

[weknowmemes.com image 240x180]


Yum!
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2011-10-24 07:33:01 PM
The fark?
 
2011-10-24 07:34:00 PM
KangTheMad: Pancoaifo: Actually, I'd give that a go. Not really any different than the turkey-flavored sodas and the like.

Turkey flavored soda?


Heh. It sounds stupid but it's not all that bad as far as novelties go. A sixpack would probably last me six years. But I'd drink that more often than I'd eat fairground food. (with the exception of funnelcakes, loves me some funnelcake)
 
2011-10-24 07:36:56 PM
When they introduce garlic poppyseed carob apples instead of the usual caramel or melted sugar with tasty red dye #3 in it, well that's when we open fire right?
(Lights camel, pours shot of J.D., decapitates a Beck's Dark, slams one in the 50 cal Desert Eagle chamber, slips in full clip, two more in my shoulder rig.) . Damn, I gotta go put on a wife beater.
Bye.


Dirt Hippy Carnies Must (tie) DYE!
 
2011-10-24 07:43:03 PM
What would be the point? If it's still cotton candy, why even pretend it might be healthy?
 
2011-10-24 07:44:23 PM
KangTheMad: Pancoaifo: Actually, I'd give that a go. Not really any different than the turkey-flavored sodas and the like.

Turkey flavored soda?

[weknowmemes.com image 240x180]


I'm sure it's excellent. This stuff will make you feel just fine...
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-24 07:58:44 PM
Ah yes, but remember at all times, for tha lord has bespoken "The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe".
Least I'ma thanking it wuz tha lawd....mighta been the shrooms.
Gits dark funny dependin on where ya are in these here hills.
 
2011-10-24 08:07:58 PM
No, Caesar is not salad-flavored cotton candy far enough.
 
2011-10-24 08:12:16 PM
Chocolate covered cotton?

/obscure?
 
2011-10-24 08:16:49 PM
however, the poached quail egg medallion ceaser salad thing looked delightful!
 
2011-10-24 08:23:31 PM
I've had mudbug flambe, I ordered the Hummingbird heart bucket, got the flambe.
Hope whoever got the Southern Fried Hummingbird Hearts liked em.
I I
V

(It's really Super Fast Jellyfish)
 
2011-10-24 08:37:19 PM
Cerebral Knievel: however, the poached quail egg medallion ceaser salad thing looked delightful!

I thought so too. The one with the fried sardine sounded good until I got to "parmesan foam" -- WTF?
 
2011-10-24 08:40:26 PM
vudukungfu: Chocolate covered cotton?

/obscure?


Damn...gotta be Rudy Ray Moore or Rusty Warren.
 
2011-10-24 09:03:45 PM
I say your cotton candy doesn't go too far enough!
 
2011-10-24 09:11:51 PM
Meh. I'll stick with my chicken noodle ice cream
 
2011-10-24 09:35:27 PM
Thai Mai Xhu: vudukungfu: Chocolate covered cotton?

/obscure?

Damn...gotta be Rudy Ray Moore or Rusty Warren.


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzT!

Catch 22.
/but thanks for playing


//what, the judges award a point for even knowing who rust warren is?

//bounce yer boobies!
 
2011-10-24 10:12:29 PM
it's almost 2012 and motherf*ckers are still making FOAM? get out of the time machine, already. come up with something new. like maybe a molten chocolate lava cake or something.

losers
 
2011-10-24 10:27:48 PM

How about a cigar?

www.celebritiesfans.com

 
2011-10-24 10:27:52 PM
Devil's Playground: KangTheMad: Pancoaifo: Actually, I'd give that a go. Not really any different than the turkey-flavored sodas and the like.

Turkey flavored soda?

[weknowmemes.com image 240x180]

Yum!
[farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x334]


I saw these at a clearance store for a buck a few years ago.
www.drinkhacker.com

Jones Soda - Hanukkah Festive Pack

Chocolate Coins, Apple Sauce, Latke, and Jelly Doughnut.

/ I'd buy that for a dollar
// NOT!!!
 
2011-10-25 12:28:26 AM
i60.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-25 12:31:18 AM
dang I could have sworn that headline said ceasar flavoured cotton candy.

oh well.
 
2011-10-25 06:31:30 PM
Caesar salad-flavored cotton candy

My entire digestive tract crawled out of my mouth and ran into the bathroom to retch because my brain was too stunned to move my limbs.

Yuck.
 
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