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ultimateklay

2011-10-24 05:49:57 PM

The arsonist had oddly shaped feet...which suited Rex just fine

Wolf Cola

2011-10-24 05:53:20 PM

Unique New York. Unique New York.

thesloppy

2011-10-24 05:54:27 PM

Aside: GOTdamn you, unwanted crapass ESPN autoplaying video with a 15 second ad. A pox upon you and yours for (at least partially) originating and perpetuating that damnable trend.

netweavr

2011-10-24 05:56:56 PM

thesloppy: Aside: GOTdamn you, unwanted crapass ESPN autoplaying video with a 15 second ad. A pox upon you and yours for (at least partially) originating and perpetuating that damnable trend.

You can turn auto-play off...

rudemix

2011-10-24 06:02:03 PM

San Diego is showing their overratedness early this year despite the atypical decent start. Once again the Uncle Rico armed Rivers leads them nowhere. I saw an analyst question sd pass calling late in the game. As if their two minute drill allows Rico to suddenly become a strong, quick passer.

ArmasFM

2011-10-24 06:05:09 PM

Whammy!

balki1867

2011-10-24 06:05:27 PM

Wow he really put his foot in his mouth there.

farkingismybusiness

2011-10-24 06:06:52 PM

guestguy

2011-10-24 06:10:57 PM

oh_please

2011-10-24 06:15:42 PM

Two Jets TD drives were kept alive by phantom PI calls, however, that's no excuse for the Chargers' horrible playcalling in the 2nd half, especially Rivers decision making in the last minute.

/Thank FSM the Raiders lost

SlothB77

2011-10-24 06:17:53 PM

Speaking of whales

SlothB77

2011-10-24 06:18:35 PM

rudemix: San Diego is showing their overratedness early this year despite the atypical decent start. Once again the Uncle Rico armed Rivers leads them nowhere. I saw an analyst question sd pass calling late in the game. As if their two minute drill allows Rico to suddenly become a strong, quick passer.

Over that mountain

oh_please

2011-10-24 06:19:53 PM

Oh, yeah, and Cason got toasted all day long...bring on Gilchrist.

lakrfool

2011-10-24 06:24:08 PM

ultimateklay: The arsonist had oddly shaped feet...which suited Rex just fine

+1/very much yes

TheManofPA

2011-10-24 06:28:10 PM

Pockafrusta

2011-10-24 06:28:31 PM

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoooooon delight...

Lt. Cheese Weasel

2011-10-24 06:38:11 PM

Pockafrusta: Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoooooon delight...

Get out of my head.

Malcolm_Sex

2011-10-24 06:43:19 PM

Jets?

Pyro Messiah

2011-10-24 06:44:29 PM

I really do not care for the Jets. For a team that hasn't won shiat they sure love to run their mouths.

strangeguitar

2011-10-24 06:50:50 PM

The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.

VvonderJesus

2011-10-24 06:53:05 PM

I'm not even mad, that's amazing.

SubBass49

2011-10-24 06:53:55 PM

oh_please: Two Jets TD drives were kept alive by phantom PI calls, however, that's no excuse for the Chargers' horrible playcalling in the 2nd half, especially Rivers decision making in the last minute.

/Thank FSM the Raiders lost

Yeah...pretty much this. Rivers looked like a frustrated little kid out there at the end of the game, just flinging the ball all over the place without any thought of consequences. Turner farked the pooch too by having such a bullshiat 2-minute drill planned. It was like he forgot he was down by 6 or something, and was playing for field goal range.

/Ya'll better win next week Chargers...seriously.

bighasbeen

2011-10-24 06:57:06 PM

balki1867: Wow he really put his foot in his mouth there.

When in Rome...

UncleStumpy

2011-10-24 07:08:09 PM

Malcolm_Sex: Jets?[sportributor.com image 300x300]

You know I'm a diehard Jets fan. Don't really like the logo, but I'm finding it really suits the uniforms.

HellRaisingHoosier

2011-10-24 07:08:12 PM

Pyro Messiah: I really do not care for the Jets. For a team that hasn't won shiat they sure love to run their mouths.

They're New Yorkers. What do you expect?

RantCasey

2011-10-24 07:16:00 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: Pyro Messiah: I really do not care for the Jets. For a team that hasn't won shiat they sure love to run their mouths

They're New Yorkers. What do you expect?

THIS.

Fat fark Rex needs to just shut it until he does something worth a shiat. Your players may love your shiat talking but the general audience is just plain tired of it.

Super Chronic

2011-10-24 07:19:18 PM

RantCasey: HellRaisingHoosier: Pyro Messiah: I really do not care for the Jets. For a team that hasn't won shiat they sure love to run their mouths

They're New Yorkers. What do you expect?

THIS.

Fat fark Rex needs to just shut it until he does something worth a shiat. Your players may love your shiat talking but the general audience is just plain tired of it.

You guys realize that most professional athletes are not actually from the city whose team they play on, don't you?

SubBass49

2011-10-24 07:20:30 PM

Pyro Messiah

2011-10-24 07:22:41 PM

Super Chronic: RantCasey: HellRaisingHoosier: Pyro Messiah: I really do not care for the Jets. For a team that hasn't won shiat they sure love to run their mouths

They're New Yorkers. What do you expect?

THIS.

Fat fark Rex needs to just shut it until he does something worth a shiat. Your players may love your shiat talking but the general audience is just plain tired of it.

You guys realize that most professional athletes are not actually from the city whose team they play on, don't you?

Yeah but the New York rubs off on them. There isn't a single NYC area team that isn't insufferable. Well, except maybe the Nets, but that's just because nobody can name a single Net.

IAmRight

2011-10-24 07:24:43 PM

RantCasey: Fat fark Rex needs to just shut it until he does something worth a shiat. Your players may love your shiat talking but the general audience is just plain tired of it.

Why would he give a flying f*ck about the sensitivities of people that don't like him anyway?

Rex Ryan as head coach: 2 AFC Championship games with Mark f*cking Sanchez as his QB.

video man

2011-10-24 07:25:05 PM

Pyro Messiah: Super Chronic: RantCasey: HellRaisingHoosier: Pyro Messiah: I really do not care for the Jets. For a team that hasn't won shiat they sure love to run their mouths

They're New Yorkers. What do you expect?

THIS.

Fat fark Rex needs to just shut it until he does something worth a shiat. Your players may love your shiat talking but the general audience is just plain tired of it.

You guys realize that most professional athletes are not actually from the city whose team they play on, don't you?

Yeah but the New York rubs off on them. There isn't a single NYC area team that isn't insufferable. Well, except maybe the Nets, but that's just because nobody can name a single Net.

There's that one Russian dude.

bighasbeen

2011-10-24 07:33:19 PM

RantCasey: HellRaisingHoosier: Pyro Messiah: I really do not care for the Jets. For a team that hasn't won shiat they sure love to run their mouths

They're New Yorkers. What do you expect?

THIS.

Fat fark Rex needs to just shut it until he does something worth a shiat. Your players may love your shiat talking but the general audience is just plain tired of it.

But if it weren't for Rex we wouldn't have these:

Link: NSFW language (new window)
Link: NSFW language (new window)

The Flexecutioner

2011-10-24 07:36:23 PM

it wasnt just the Chargers that defeated themselves in that game. 2 bogus pass interference calls on crucial 3rd downs in the 2nd half and 3 no-called facemasks against the Jets helped decide it. Even Collinsworth saw them and couldnt believe it.

/effing refs
//jets overrated more than the chargers

sickb0y

2011-10-24 07:52:19 PM

Notice Cromartie, the father of our country, with his classless comments. Too bad he won't be able to read them.

Richard Sauce

2011-10-24 07:57:58 PM

Rwa2play

2011-10-24 08:04:16 PM

Malcolm_Sex: Jets?[sportributor.com image 300x300]

Playing the Rangers tonight...should be fun.

/end threadjack

Pyro Messiah

2011-10-24 08:05:29 PM

Richard Sauce: Pyro Messiah: Super Chronic: RantCasey: HellRaisingHoosier: Pyro Messiah: I really do not care for the Jets. For a team that hasn't won shiat they sure love to run their mouths

They're New Yorkers. What do you expect?

THIS.

Fat fark Rex needs to just shut it until he does something worth a shiat. Your players may love your shiat talking but the general audience is just plain tired of it.

You guys realize that most professional athletes are not actually from the city whose team they play on, don't you?

Yeah but the New York rubs off on them. There isn't a single NYC area team that isn't insufferable. Well, except maybe the Nets, but that's just because nobody can name a single Net.

Dragnet! Counts? C'mon, everything about the Jets is awful, but surely no one can dislike the Giants except for scumbag Eagles & Cowboys fans!

Even the Devils were annoying with their whole boring neutral zone trap and Claude Lemieux.

robsul82

2011-10-24 08:09:44 PM

Pyro Messiah: Even the Devils were annoying with their whole boring neutral zone trap and Claude Lemieux.

The swamp dynasty cared not for excitement.

skinink

2011-10-24 08:09:56 PM

Plaxico made Eli look like a great QB, and now he's bailing out Sanchez as well with his great play. But even with Burress the Jets are only 4-3 plus they did get yesterday's win because SD self destructed. Considering the Jets still haven't won on the road and got all their wins from weak teams, they don't have much to crow about.

They better spend their bye week getting ready for their game against Buffalo because if the Jets lose that game they'll be 4-4 with the Pats coming into the Meadowlands the following week.

Obscure Login

2011-10-24 08:30:34 PM

skinink: Plaxico made Eli look like a great QB, and now he's bailing out Sanchez as well with his great play. But even with Burress the Jets are only 4-3 plus they did get yesterday's win because SD self destructed. Considering the Jets still haven't won on the road and got all their wins from weak teams, they don't have much to crow about.
They better spend their bye week getting ready for their game against Buffalo because if the Jets lose that game they'll be 4-4 with the Pats coming into the Meadowlands the following week.

I better call them quick and let them know that they need to spend their bye week getting ready for their next game.

Thanks for the heads up!

macadamnut

2011-10-24 09:01:47 PM

Because when I hear the word "classy" my head is awhirl with images of Randy McMichael, Rex Ryan, Antonio Cromartie, Philip Rivers, Fireman Ed and the ESPN logo.

troll.me

lacrossestar83

2011-10-24 09:32:38 PM

how now brown cow

how now brown cow

how now brown cow

IAmRight

2011-10-24 09:42:01 PM

Anyway, I called Norv Turner a gutless chickensh*t after trying to salt away an entire half against Denver (where it only ALMOST cost them the game), saying that sh*t doesn't work against teams that are worth a damn.

Shockingly, one week later...they blow a second-half lead by being b*tches in the second half.

Subtle Like A T-Rex

2011-10-24 10:34:59 PM

IAmRight: Anyway, I called Norv Turner a gutless chickensh*t after trying to salt away an entire half against Denver (where it only ALMOST cost them the game), saying that sh*t doesn't work against teams that are worth a damn.

Shockingly, one week later...they blow a second-half lead by being b*tches in the second half.

60% of the time, it works every time.

davidphogan

2011-10-24 10:53:59 PM

The Flexecutioner: it wasnt just the Chargers that defeated themselves in that game. 2 bogus pass interference calls on crucial 3rd downs in the 2nd half and 3 no-called facemasks against the Jets helped decide it. Even Collinsworth saw them and couldnt believe it.

/effing refs
//jets overrated more than the chargers

The NY Refs are a great team.

gokc69

2011-10-24 10:57:01 PM

netweavr: thesloppy: Aside: GOTdamn you, unwanted crapass ESPN autoplaying video with a 15 second ad. A pox upon you and yours for (at least partially) originating and perpetuating that damnable trend.

You can turn auto-play off...

Please tell me how.

/not smart

006andahalf

2011-10-24 10:58:23 PM

What a bunch of insufferable crybabies, and that's from a Chargers fan. Shut the fark up, all of you. Pathetic.

006andahalf

2011-10-24 10:59:02 PM

*and by 'all of you', I mean all the idiot players and coaches running their mouths.

davidphogan

2011-10-24 11:37:19 PM

Oh, and "Whale is vagina?" That's sick, subby.

mikaloyd

2011-10-25 12:26:52 AM

LOL Never change San Diego...Never change.