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duckpoopy
2011-10-24 08:03:48 PM
That's amazing, insane, random and awkward. Thanks, tardmitter.
 
abnormalia
2011-10-24 08:04:42 PM
But it's a shop sign that made my day.

/getting divorce decree tomorrow
 
SapperInTexas
2011-10-24 08:05:24 PM
1500 ft at 9.81m/s^2...

That'll be a pretty quick fall.

/No time for love, Doctor Jones
 
KingVJ
2011-10-24 08:05:55 PM
GREAT story about marriage.
 
yookaloco [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 08:08:27 PM
Drinking Sherry?! BLAAAGHGHGH! That is insane.
 
ban_sidhe [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 08:09:08 PM
That's kind of amusing, but can we please give up using the word "insane" to describe things that are slightly out of the ordinary?
 
omeganuepsilon
2011-10-24 08:10:12 PM
Having to open the link, then go to twitter, then click on the lnk for the pic....that's insane.

Subby and whoever greened this need to to humanity a favor and DIAF.
 
DarnoKonrad
2011-10-24 08:10:34 PM
ban_sidhe: That's kind of amusing, but can we please give up using the word "insane" to describe things that are slightly out of the ordinary?

You sound crazy.
 
MooseUpNorth
2011-10-24 08:12:42 PM
I'm no jumper, but 1500 feet is kinda low for a jump, isn't it?

/ Just want to be sure I'm getting the joke.
 
Zombie DJ
2011-10-24 08:13:27 PM
Weird. Reminds me of an old photoshop I did though for "The last picture you take before you die"
i81.photobucket.com
 
puddleonfire
2011-10-24 08:17:29 PM
No one can drink 4 pints and still have time to open the chute and land safely from 1500 feet.
I think he forgot to add a zero.
 
Don't Troll Me Bro! [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 08:17:40 PM
Sherry? I use that crap for cooking. Ugh.
 
Minimum
2011-10-24 08:17:57 PM
I like it.
 
CPB
2011-10-24 08:18:08 PM
I liked it.
 
UsikFark
2011-10-24 08:20:11 PM
omeganuepsilon: Having to open the link, then go to twitter, then click on the lnk for the pic....that's insane.

Subby and whoever greened this need to to humanity a favor and DIAF.

Seriously, my page hits are valuable. F5 F5 F5 F5 F5...
 
cyberspacedout
2011-10-24 08:22:24 PM
I LOLed.

Wish people around here did things like that.

The signs, I mean. Not the skydiving drunk 50 year old woman thing. But I'd pay to see that.
 
GungFu
2011-10-24 08:22:44 PM
SapperInTexas: 1500 ft at 9.81m/s^2...

That'll be a pretty quick fall.

/No time for love, Doctor Jones

And 4 PINTS of sherry whilst doing so?!

I couldn't do 4 pints of anything in that short space of time. Are you an alcoholic? Can you do 4 pints of sherry freefalling from just 1500ft?
 
ban_sidhe [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 08:24:14 PM
DarnoKonrad: ban_sidhe: That's kind of amusing, but can we please give up using the word "insane" to describe things that are slightly out of the ordinary?

You sound crazy.

No, just insanely fussy about word usage.
 
hammettman
2011-10-24 08:29:08 PM
puddleonfire: No one can drink 4 pints and still have time to open the chute and land safely from 1500 feet.
I think he forgot to add a zero.

Good thing he's the bright bulb packing the chute.
 
redundantman
2011-10-24 08:31:22 PM
www.greatdreams.com
 
ThisNameSux
2011-10-24 08:33:28 PM
omeganuepsilon: Having to open the link, then go to twitter, then click on the lnk for the pic....that's insane.

You sound internet retarded.
 
macadamnut
2011-10-24 08:33:46 PM
Duncan. Sounds Scottish.

She's better off.


/my favourite part is "you will know I got it wrong (something scratched out by accident of course)"
 
Claude the Dog
2011-10-24 08:34:48 PM
How is that sign "menacing"?
 
DaveX
2011-10-24 08:36:33 PM
puddleonfire: No one can drink 4 pints and still have time to open the chute and land safely from 1500 feet.
I think he forgot to add a zero.

40 pints of sherry?!?
 
SapperInTexas
2011-10-24 08:41:32 PM
DaveX: puddleonfire: No one can drink 4 pints and still have time to open the chute and land safely from 1500 feet.
I think he forgot to add a zero.

40 pints of sherry?!?

Drink up, the world's about to end.
 
TrixieDelite
2011-10-24 08:43:21 PM
puddleonfire: No one can drink 4 pints and still have time to open the chute and land safely from 1500 feet.
I think he forgot to add a zero.

40 pints? Isn't that a lot?
 
Nick Nostril
2011-10-24 08:44:37 PM
It's a perfectly cromulent sign.
 
UsikFark
2011-10-24 08:47:54 PM
Nick Nostril: It's a perfectly cromulent sign.

www.comicbookmovie.com

You don't think it's too subtle, Marty, you don't think people are going to drive down and not see the sign?
 
Jscott
2011-10-24 08:48:09 PM
Is this something worth clicking on a BB link? Surprised it hasn't been re-linked in here yet.
 
KrispyKritter
2011-10-24 08:50:53 PM
holy crap that took to frickin load, which killed what little enjoy i might have.

screw sites that take to load. bite me. i'm old dammit, seconds count.
 
make_me_some_pie
2011-10-24 08:50:58 PM
Jscott: Is this something worth clicking on a BB link? Surprised it hasn't been re-linked in here yet.

No.
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 08:55:39 PM
The weirdest one I ever read just said "If you require pickled wieners, call this number ###-####".

Pickled weiners? And who would not just want them but require them?
 
garulee [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 08:58:29 PM
OK my good Farkers. This reminded of a pic that circulated the net for years of a handwritten letter someone obviously deranged had written. You could only understand the first few words until it trailed off into some ha's or something and then just some random stick letters.

Anyone remember/have a link to this?

I'll gladly pay one internet on Tuesday for a link today.
 
eatin' fetus
2011-10-24 08:59:47 PM
This article took to load.
 
John Buck 41 [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 08:59:51 PM
img.timeinc.net

Gets my vote
 
Allen. The end.
2011-10-24 09:01:24 PM
Please forgive me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te1CVVlaJzA
 
shanrick [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 09:03:51 PM
Allen. The end.: Please forgive me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te1CVVlaJzA

Not a chance in hell, you cruel bastard.
 
UsikFark
2011-10-24 09:05:42 PM
garulee: Anyone remember/have a link to this?

Yes.

myspace.roflposters.com
 
macadamnut
2011-10-24 09:06:33 PM
Allen. The end.: Please forgive me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te1CVVlaJzA

elleswim.files.wordpress.com
 
John Buck 41 [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 09:07:40 PM
Allen. The end.: Please forgive me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te1CVVlaJzA

Why should I forgive you? I can think of 100's of shiattier songs.
 
John Buck 41 [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 09:09:26 PM
macadamnut: Allen. The end.: Please forgive me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te1CVVlaJzA

[elleswim.files.wordpress.com image 500x333]

"He should've armed himself."
 
garulee [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 09:11:30 PM
UsikFark: garulee: Anyone remember/have a link to this?

Yes.

[myspace.roflposters.com image 640x512]

You have been rewarded.

Thank you.
 
UsikFark
2011-10-24 09:18:01 PM
garulee: UsikFark: garulee: Anyone remember/have a link to this?

Yes.

[myspace.roflposters.com image 640x512]

You have been rewarded.

Thank you.

holy FARK! Thanks!

/My google image search was cardboard note "find" with safesearch off.
 
garulee [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 09:25:53 PM
UsikFark: garulee: UsikFark: garulee: Anyone remember/have a link to this?

Yes.

[myspace.roflposters.com image 640x512]

You have been rewarded.

Thank you.

holy FARK! Thanks!

/My google image search was cardboard note "find" with safesearch off.

I went through 20 good, Youll never ha ha ho ho in different combos with safe off....

Havent seen it years.....now it's imageshacked.

/no problem. keep the place clean.
 
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2011-10-24 09:30:10 PM
ftfa:

Spotted in @carriebish's Twitter, this insane and menacing shop-window sign about an improbable sky-diving trip and a fraught marriage.

Fraught with what?
 
UsikFark
2011-10-24 09:39:44 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: ftfa:

Spotted in @carriebish's Twitter, this insane and menacing shop-window sign about an improbable sky-diving trip and a fraught marriage.

Fraught with what?

Eels.
 
Worst.Fark handle. ever.
2011-10-24 09:54:37 PM
A link within a link within a link within a link to a LAAAAAME photo.

You earned one (1) Punch In The Junk, Subbo.
 
lordargent
2011-10-24 09:58:32 PM
TrixieDelite : 40 pints? Isn't that a lot?

40 pints?
That's as many as four tens.
And that's terrible.
 
sallys
2011-10-24 10:00:52 PM
I don't know, I heard where the whole store had the flu once.
i7.photobucket.com
 
gunther_bumpass
2011-10-24 10:30:22 PM
O-boy! A boingboing link! I hope it's about Hallowe'en!


/twats.
 
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