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(cfnews13.com) Florida Otter bites woman in Thonotosassa. Gynecologists have the strangest names for everything   (cfnews13.com) divider line 49
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2011-10-24 03:08:30 PM
www.onlineeducation.net
 
2011-10-24 05:23:33 PM
*gasp* She'll be a were-otter at the next full moon!
 
2011-10-24 05:24:14 PM
Bathia_Mapes: [www.onlineeducation.net image 500x340]

I thought you were majoring in Pre med?

Pre-law, pre-med, what's the difference.

JC
 
2011-10-24 05:24:15 PM
Arklop: *gasp* She'll be a were-otter at the next full moon!

This turns me on.

>.>

//Otter Furry
 
2011-10-24 05:25:16 PM
Why I otter, subby....
 
2011-10-24 05:25:47 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few trailer park rules, or took a few liberties with our female neighbor's dogs - we did.
 
2011-10-24 05:26:17 PM
Good thing she wasn't Shot in the fracas
 
2011-10-24 05:26:30 PM
Stay classy Florida. Stay classy.
 
2011-10-24 05:26:43 PM
i wood chuck that farker.
 
2011-10-24 05:28:06 PM
An otter bit my sister once.
 
2011-10-24 05:29:00 PM
www.johnoriordan.ie
 
2011-10-24 05:29:15 PM
Summercat:

//Otter Furry


That's a thing?
 
2011-10-24 05:31:22 PM
www.picgifs.com
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 05:31:41 PM
Thonotosassa. Obviously from the Greek thanatos, death, and English sassy, sassy.
 
2011-10-24 05:32:38 PM
Ow my thonotosassa
 
2011-10-24 05:32:46 PM
t3.gstatic.com

"I can't even reach mine."
 
2011-10-24 05:33:26 PM
"Donna was taken to the hospital and is recovering Sunday. "
Words fail me them
 
2011-10-24 05:33:33 PM
In Florida, we have several rivers ending in the name -coochie...........Withlacoochie, Cromacoochie.
 
2011-10-24 05:33:44 PM
lolmart.com
 
2011-10-24 05:37:22 PM
I've actually been in Thonotosassa.

Not much to see.

Except for the Otter.
 
2011-10-24 05:38:35 PM
www.sullivanet.com

Wanted for questioning.

/Any chance to post Redwall pictures.
//ANY chance.
 
2011-10-24 05:47:29 PM
JoeCowboy: Bathia_Mapes: [www.onlineeducation.net image 500x340]

I thought you were majoring in Pre med?

Pre-law, pre-med, what's the difference.


Mine's bigger.

/and very sensuous
 
2011-10-24 05:51:08 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2011-10-24 05:52:15 PM
This reminds me that I still have some Otter Pops in the freezer.
 
2011-10-24 05:54:59 PM
Arklop: *gasp* She'll be a were-otter at the next full moon high tide!

/heard it from a fur trapper once
 
2011-10-24 05:57:18 PM
Do unto otters as you would have them do unto you. (Koan 97)
 
2011-10-24 05:58:35 PM
i177.photobucket.com
Wanted for questioning
 
2011-10-24 05:59:00 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: This reminds me that I still have some Otter Pops in the freezer.


Why do you kill otter daddies?
 
2011-10-24 06:05:31 PM

What? No love for South Park?

img37.imageshack.us
 
2011-10-24 06:11:43 PM
evilsearat: Wanted for questioning.

/Any chance to post Redwall pictures.
//ANY chance.


Good to know I'm not the only grown man who reads those books.
 
2011-10-24 06:14:51 PM
Dog's tongues! Otter's noses! Occelot spleens!
 
2011-10-24 06:16:30 PM
So the otter attacked her two dogs...sure, that's the ticket.
 
2011-10-24 06:18:35 PM
Mudge is gettin' out of hand again...
 
2011-10-24 06:20:43 PM
Meethos: Summercat:

//Otter Furry

That's a thing?


http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6195021/

Maaaaaybe
 
2011-10-24 06:28:04 PM
My uncle lived in this city. I had forgotten what it was called until now. I don't know if he got mail. because I can't for the life of me recall how to spell it and I just read it two minutes ago.
 
2011-10-24 06:32:39 PM
The town in question is about 30 minutes east of where I live. I agree, there's not much there to get excited over. Hillsborough River State Park is okay... except for the dense swarm of mosquitoes (more so than other parts of Florida, that is).
 
2011-10-24 06:42:15 PM
Surely you mean on a Thanatosassasaurus (from Thanotos, death, and assasa, a jerk with a death wish, a cognate of assassin and hashish).

The Thanatosassasaurus was a mouthy little bugger that used to sass predators over 10,000 times its size, notably the T. rex. It is believed to have ressembled a squirrel, although it is hard to tell from the remains. It's delicate bones have only been found in the footprints of larger dinosaurs, rarely whole, unless the ground was soft and mushy.

It went extinct well before the other dinosaurs. Oddly enough, Estelle Getty once sat on one until it cried uncle.
 
2011-10-24 06:44:15 PM
Yes, I know, it's a long, long way to go for a joke. But then, so is Thonotosassa, Florida.

Have you ever heard the Tipperary joke?
 
2011-10-24 06:46:42 PM
She otter be more careful!
 
2011-10-24 06:47:28 PM
Lived in a park. My neighbor wakes me up on sat. morning and asks have you seen my snake. Poisonous.
 
2011-10-24 07:17:04 PM
JoeCowboy: Bathia_Mapes: [www.onlineeducation.net image 500x340]

I thought you were majoring in Pre med?

Pre-law, pre-med, what's the difference.

JC


If you remember the end of "Animal House" it says Eric Stratton (Otter) became a gynecologist in Beverly Hills.
 
2011-10-24 07:19:13 PM
MBooda: JoeCowboy: Bathia_Mapes: [www.onlineeducation.net image 500x340]

I thought you were majoring in Pre med?

Pre-law, pre-med, what's the difference.

Mine's bigger.

/and very sensuous


No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
 
2011-10-24 07:23:32 PM
isn't Thonotosassa near the Isle of Langerhans?

/gonna check the GPS
 
2011-10-24 07:38:46 PM
Mulvotosassa?
 
2011-10-24 08:48:06 PM
Gynecologists have the strangest names for everything

Heh heh . . . "otter".
 
2011-10-24 10:04:26 PM
Isn't the Thonotosassa directly above the chin-rest?
 
2011-10-24 10:51:40 PM
Lived near there before all of the urban sprawl. Glad to see Thonotosassa still can compete with NWF levels of crazy.
 
2011-10-25 10:52:08 AM
Bathia_Mapes: JoeCowboy: Bathia_Mapes: [www.onlineeducation.net image 500x340]

I thought you were majoring in Pre med?

Pre-law, pre-med, what's the difference.

JC

If you remember the end of "Animal House" it says Eric Stratton (Otter) became a gynecologist in Beverly Hills.


I got the joke.

/I thought it was going to turn into a quote Animal House thread.

JC
 
2011-10-26 11:46:50 AM
www.nightmarepark.com
 
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