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(Celebitchy) Dumbass Peaches Geldof shoplifted makeup from drugstore. Would it have hurt her to shoplift a sandwich while she was at it?   (celebitchy.com) divider line 48
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gopher321 [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 03:35:22 PM
I'd like to shoplift my boot into her butt. Stupid bint.
 
Calmamity [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 04:13:30 PM
One hit wonder?

Bob Geldof has accomplished more of importance than you ever will, celebiatchy.
 
Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 04:53:37 PM
What are the Teaches of Peaches? (new window)
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 04:55:10 PM
Is she friends with Winona Ryder?
 
unlikely [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 04:58:38 PM
Holy shiat she looks like her dad. CREEPY.

I wonder which of his six top-ten or three #1 singles they think is his one hit.
 
Fark Me Runnin
2011-10-24 04:59:23 PM
Calmamity: One hit wonder?

Bob Geldof has accomplished more of importance than you ever will, celebiatchy.

His one song sucked. He's done a bunch of touchy-feely stuff here and there to make people think that he was important.

The only worthwhile thing he has actually done was the role of "Pink Floyd" in The Wall.
 
busy chillin'
2011-10-24 05:02:20 PM
I offered her a sandwich and she snorted it.
 
unyon [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 05:04:27 PM
Fark Me Runnin: Calmamity: One hit wonder?

Bob Geldof has accomplished more of importance than you ever will, celebiatchy.

His one song sucked. He's done a bunch of touchy-feely stuff here and there to make people think that he was important.

The only worthwhile thing he has actually done was the role of "Pink Floyd" in The Wall.

I see you've tied on a caddis and are throwing for cutthroats. It's a strategy that should pay off.
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 05:07:35 PM
What is a Peaches Geldof? Sounds like a russian dessert.
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-10-24 05:12:37 PM
Hank of hair on a bag of bones. Nothing to see here, move along.
 
beelzebubba76
2011-10-24 05:14:54 PM
Isn't that a photograph of Lady Gaga in the linked article?
 
loonatic112358
2011-10-24 05:21:24 PM
who?
 
buckeyebrain
2011-10-24 05:28:56 PM
Does she know it's Christmas time at all?
 
eagles95
2011-10-24 05:39:48 PM
Seriously WHO?
 
HappyHarryHardOn
2011-10-24 05:44:53 PM
i273.photobucket.com
 
Hoopy Frood
2011-10-24 05:53:18 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers: What is a Peaches Geldof? Sounds like a russian dessert.

Bananas Foster unavailable for comment.
 
Fish in a Barrel
2011-10-24 06:02:03 PM
Ow. That picture of her in the short, red dress... her ankle... ow!

/she may be a zombie
 
Onkel Buck
2011-10-24 06:06:38 PM
I don't like Geldof stories on Mondays
 
timswar
2011-10-24 06:09:19 PM
She doesn't look healthy. There's skinny, there's rail thin, and then there's "you're sick and need help".

She needs help.
 
Knara
2011-10-24 06:31:02 PM
Fark Me Runnin: His one song sucked. He's done a bunch of touchy-feely stuff here and there to make people think that he was important.

The only worthwhile thing he has actually done was the role of "Pink Floyd" in The Wall.

Had more than one song, not that I really care.

But the guy is worth a few tens of millions pounds, so yeah, by definition he's at least accomplished more than anyone here or at that rag.
 
skinink
2011-10-24 06:41:28 PM
gopher321: I'd like to shoplift my boot into her butt. Stupid bint.

Cram it in the boot!!
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 06:53:24 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: What are the Teaches of Peaches? (new window)


Hilarious!
 
DrBenway [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 07:00:49 PM
I dunno. Would it have hurt you to come up with a new joke while you're at it, subby?
 
elgripe
2011-10-24 07:42:44 PM
Calmamity: One hit wonder?

Bob Geldof has accomplished more of importance than you ever will, celebiatchy.

This...

unlikely:
I wonder which of his six top-ten or three #1 singles they think is his one hit.

and THIS.

Fark Me Runnin:
His one song sucked. He's done a bunch of touchy-feely stuff here and there to make people think that he was important.

The only worthwhile thing he has actually done was the role of "Pink Floyd" in The Wall.

sigh... where's that "you's trollin'" jpg?
 
Pumpernickel bread
2011-10-24 07:56:05 PM
Quien?
 
Gestankfaust
2011-10-24 08:00:07 PM
The FARK community cares so much, that they greenlight this?

Morons....
 
DanZero
2011-10-24 08:04:10 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
DanZero
2011-10-24 08:05:57 PM
Gestankfaust: The FARK community cares so much, that they greenlight this?

Morons....

img.photobucket.com
 
Gestankfaust
2011-10-24 08:14:53 PM
exactly....

How many chimps are working today?
 
smurfnazi
2011-10-24 08:24:54 PM
Fark Me Runnin: Calmamity: One hit wonder?

Bob Geldof has accomplished more of importance than you ever will, celebiatchy.

His one song sucked. He's done a bunch of touchy-feely stuff here and there to make people think that he was important.

The only worthwhile thing he has actually done was the role of "Pink Floyd" in The Wall.

so....Band-Aid was not worthwhile?
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 08:40:53 PM
unlikely: Holy shiat she looks like her dad. CREEPY.


Uber creepy.

They would have horrifically bony faced children.
 
Hector Remarkable
2011-10-24 08:44:23 PM
Classic junkie look.



/must need more auditing
 
ParadisePornoTheater
2011-10-24 08:49:43 PM
Big bloody deal on the five finger discount.

I don't want her to end up like her mother - that's what I care about.
 
The_Philosopher_King
2011-10-24 08:52:09 PM
Onkel Buck: I don't like Geldof stories on Mondays

+1
 
tzzhc4
2011-10-24 09:00:59 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Well look who here father is.
 
The My Little Pony Killer [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 09:22:16 PM
She needs to shoplift some talent.
 
Paka Ono
2011-10-24 09:33:57 PM
A Peaches thread and no one has posted this yet?

gawker.com (nsfw)

For shame Fark for shame!
 
devildog123 [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 09:34:54 PM
She is a text book case of a kid who's parents spent far more time on their own endeavors than actually, you know, TAKING CARE OF THEIR KIDS. If her father had spent a fifth of the time raising her that he spent on his social justice causes, she would probably be in a lot better shape. This is a plea for attention from a child who's parents let her be raised by a Dominican nanny and a credit card.
 
whatshisname
2011-10-24 09:47:51 PM
Maybe she could have shoplifted something useful.
Like a new first name.
 
Loucifer
2011-10-24 09:53:34 PM
He always said she was good as gold.
 
zunkus
2011-10-24 10:00:39 PM
I'd hit it.
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2011-10-24 10:17:14 PM
Why yes, I will have the peaches please.

www-hollywoodlife-com.vimg.net



And a NSFW (new window)
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 11:40:52 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Why yes, I will have the peaches please.

[www-hollywoodlife-com.vimg.net image 544x603]



And a NSFW (new window)

It looks like she allowed several children to draw on her with ball point pens.
 
Third_Uncle_Eno
2011-10-25 12:11:56 AM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Why yes, I will have the peaches please.

[www-hollywoodlife-com.vimg.net image 544x603]



And a NSFW (new window)

great. now i have that scene from "the wall" where Geldof accidentally cuts his nipple whilst shaving off his body hair.
 
Former Lee Warmer
2011-10-25 12:28:05 AM
unlikely: Holy shiat she looks like her dad. CREEPY.

I wonder which of his six top-ten or three #1 singles they think is his one hit.

Yes, three #1 singles in a country where the Spice Girls had three times as many.
 
Broktun
2011-10-25 03:55:12 PM
George) Bush, it turns out, was pretty good on Africa. He's increased aid three times and will have done it four times before he leaves
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2011-10-25 03:56:25 PM
She looks okay. A little trashy with the Megan Fox tattoory goin on. I wouldn't hit it. Why is Bob Geldof such a monster that he'd name his daughter Peaches? Assclown.
 
luidprand
2011-10-25 09:44:18 PM
If your daughter produces a song called "fark the pain away", you have not just failed at parenting, you have failed at life.
 
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