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2003-09-30 02:22:29 AM  
In my myself
/droops head and walks away to drown depression in rum
2003-09-30 02:23:54 AM  
On top of Parliament House, Canberra, curled up in a picnic blanket on the grass. I think it was a fad, I heard about a few people getting busted doing the same thing. As a nation it seems we have a serious contempt for authority ;)
2003-09-30 02:38:19 AM  
Congrats Skyshadow
2003-09-30 02:43:21 AM  
Burning Man. No, really.

My girlfriend walked in on us, but she was just there to change her clothes, since she had her own thing to go off to.

Strangely enough we ended up returning seperately.
2003-09-30 03:28:43 AM  

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2003-09-30 03:29:04 AM  
-Outside of a church behind some bushes in Madrid with a flight attendant I met in europe while thousands of people all around us were out rioting and partying because it was the first time the madrid soccer team beat portugal in 30 years
-In a bathtub in an abandoned house a couple doors down from the frat house party
-On a huge round inflatable thing called "Fun Island" on the water in the middle of the day no more then 50 yards from several lakefront houses
-On the floor while spooning my girlfriend under a blanket watching a movie in front of 3 of her friends in the same room who to my knowledge never realized what we were doing
2003-09-30 03:34:26 AM  
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2003-09-30 03:36:31 AM  
In the stairwell of the Hyatt hotel's parking garage in downtown Milwaukee at rush hour during a major convention.
2003-09-30 03:58:48 AM  
-in the bathroom at the Central Market grocery store
-on the hood of my bf's Ford LTD on a dead end road
-laundry room at my apartment complex
-sitting in a chair in my driveway with cars driving by(discreetly)

hmmm. good times good times.
2003-09-30 04:04:04 AM  
oh also various unfinished houses ;)
2003-09-30 04:09:37 AM  
On Brittish Airways flight from Copenhagen to SEATAC..overlooking Greenland.
Premier Class is all good.
2003-09-30 06:59:13 AM  
I have not yet had sex. *waits for inevitable laughter to die down*

Therefore, it is obvious I have had it nowhere.

Since Nowhere is infinite, any place can be arbitrarily defined as the center.

So I can literally say that I have had sex in the middle of nowhere. ;)
2003-09-30 07:37:46 AM  
In a floating bathroon on a lake...

2003-09-30 07:45:35 AM  
In the back of a 79 ford pinto station wagon. ( yes i own one)
2003-09-30 08:38:42 AM  

Had butt sex with my girlfriend in a park once.

You mean you had THE buttsex.
2003-09-30 08:39:41 AM  
heh, funny you mentioned that, invisbob...
try the driver's seat of a 1979 Pinto... :D
it was quite a squeeze-play. *laffs*
2003-09-30 08:46:49 AM  
Floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.
2003-09-30 08:49:14 AM  
Floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

/now with super sexy voting action
2003-09-30 09:12:20 AM  
Center court, Gampel Pavillion at UConn.
2003-09-30 09:17:24 AM  
I know this is late, but........

I had some incredible sex in the galley of the USS Texas (BB-35), which is moored near the San Jacinto monument in La Porte, Texas.

Oh, and the monument wasn't bad, either.
2003-09-30 09:18:35 AM  
Lots of places -

1. On the floor of the Atlanta airport at 4:00 a.m. during a layover with my girlfriend between a flight from Oregon and a flight to Fort Lauderdale.

2. On said flight to Fort Lauderdale.

3. While driving from Salem, Oregon to Lincoln City, Oregon. Actual sex, her facing backwards. Lots of strange looks and pointing. Not safe or recommended.

4. On top of my boss' houseboat while he and his family and friends were inside below or fishing off the back end.

5. On the desk of the chairman of Sonat, Inc. a defunct oil and gas company in Birmingham, Alabama. (Yeah, Mr. Kuehn, and we weren't the only ones.) Also on the board room table and in the chairman's bathroom.

6. On the "sky buckets" ride at Six Flags Over Georgia.

7. In a rented boat at Disneyworld in clear view of the hotel.

8. On the observation deck of the university libarary at Jacksonville State University.

9. On top of a 24 foot U-Haul in the infield of the Talledega 500 race several years ago. In full view of several other motorhomes, etc., but the beer made it seem like a good idea at the time. We were cheered on by the surrounding bubbas.
2003-09-30 09:19:39 AM  
1) In the bathroom in a psychiatric hospital. I was a patient. Easy pickins.
2) On the front porch of a farmhouse while me and my GF were out walking her dog. No, I don't have any idea who lived there.
3) Bathroom at school. During Lunch.
4) Basement of GF house while parents and friends were upstairs having bible study.
5) Storage room of the McDonald's we worked in.
6) In the woods behind the BMX track I was racing at. We could be seen by the guys racing.

Boy do I miss my teenage years...
2003-09-30 09:34:41 AM  
On the hood of my ex's car, in the middle of the night in the park, with his babe of a cousin. To get revenge on him for his rampant cheating, I made sure that his virginal little Catholic school cousin was completely corrupted by the evils of girl-on-girl sex. I was also nice enough to provide photographic evidence.
2003-09-30 09:44:04 AM  
Onstage, during a performance of Angels in America - this girl and i had to lay in bed onstage (under covers) together for a good 15-20 minutes as though we were sleeping while another scene went on.

So one night, while spooning, we went for it.
2003-09-30 09:55:54 AM  
Hmmm... a snow bank. Yes, a snow bank. Coming home in 1991 during a storm, GF was giving me a job, couldn't stand it any more, we pulled over to the side and after getting to hot in the car we threw out the blanked on the snow and jumped to it. It was quite exciting actually, and in broad daylight too.

#2 would be getting nailed by a stewardes on the way back from Texas and my basic/tech school while in my AF uniform. She just loved military men I guess (and she was nice on the eyes!).

#3 would be recently in the back of a NJTransit bus late at night coming home from NY.
2003-09-30 09:56:48 AM  
3rd sandbar from the shore in Lake Superior, Mackinaw, MI.
Dude....Mackinaw is nowhere near Lake Superior. The Straits of Mackinac connect Lake Michigan and Lake Huron though. I've actually done it IN Lake Superior. In April. I still have no idea how I managed the erection in 45 degree waters. Oh yeah...boobies.
2003-09-30 10:09:33 AM  
In a studio apartment...while my boyfriend's mom was sleeping on the couch 8 feet away. Very tricky.

She's now my mother-in-law!
2003-09-30 10:16:44 AM  
On the roof of my girlfriend's house. I-95 goes right by the roof. Lots of people honked.
2003-09-30 10:20:50 AM  
In the bathroom here at my work. I work at a school.
2003-09-30 10:39:10 AM  
in the alley behind a Murray's Auto Parts store
2003-09-30 10:52:13 AM  
Damn... Myrna's boyfriend is the luckiest man on Earth. :)
2003-09-30 10:52:38 AM  
In Washington Square Park (in NYC) in the kiddie park. It was at night.

On the dunes in the Cape.

On the roof of a building in Midtown Manhattan.

In the Performing Arts Center at SUNY-Albany. In the dressing room area. In the meantime, two performances were going on at the same time. So, we're doing it while there's an orchestra playing and a choir singing. It sounded bizarre with both of them going on at the same time. Fun nonetheless.
2003-09-30 10:57:33 AM  
Almost forgot.

In the office supply during working hours.

Also in the office staircase during working hours.

In the office, after hours.
2003-09-30 11:02:23 AM  
Almost forgot.

In the office supply during working hours.

Also in the office staircase during working hours.

In the office, after hours.

now with kinky voting.
2003-09-30 11:48:50 AM  
Leaning against a police cruiser which was parked in the garage of the police officer that drove the car for work. With the officer's teenage daughter (we were both still in high school). While the officer was less than 20 yards away, watching TV.
2003-09-30 11:52:33 AM  
The most RISKY was with my current fiancee, the first time I ever met her parents and stayed at their house. We made regular nooky, as well as back-of-the-volkswagen nooky, in her sister's old room (her sister is married and seven states away), while her parents were both downstairs, at about three in the afternoon.

The most INTERESTING places were with my ex:

1. There's an old abandoned supermarked near where I used to live, with one of those down-sloped loading docks. I had a 1992 Mazda 626, so no one could see us nestled down in the loading dock in my backseat, and there was much nooky had there, on several occasions (including one Rosh Hashanah evening), with only stray cats watching.

2. She and I and my best friend Phil went to the beach one night and sat on one of those benches. He was sort of off in his own little world, and she was sitting on my lap in this sexy blue tank-top and short blue-and-yellow flowered skirt. We made very careful nooky less than two feet away from him. I didn't achieve climax then, but I did later.

3. Another Rosh Hashanah story: the ex lived less than a quarter mile away, so she used to walk over in the middle of the night (I couldn't go there because we had an alarm system, but we lived in a very safe neighborhood -- to our chagrin, as she was caught three times in one year by the cops, who took her back home and woke her mom) and we'd have mad, passionate nooky in my bed with only a six-inch-thick wall between my room and my sister's. One morning, her internal clock didn't go off and we both woke up at 8am. I had to sneak her out of the house around my mom, sister, dad, and dog. Tough, but worth it.

And another "most risky" story:

I'd picked her up from school (I was 17, she 15, and she went to a different high school than I did) and we were sitting in the parking lot of a park near her house, less than 50 feet from the main drag of her neighborhood.


We were in the backseat, and I had her over my knee, bare-bottomed, spanking her with a small wooden hairbrush until her butt was bright red.


There was nooky later that night.

Thus ends my contribution to this thread.
2003-09-30 11:53:28 AM  
1. Standing up on the roof of an apartment building while cars going by could see us.

2. Top of observation tower, where we could see 50 miles in every direction.

3. At a public beach with 50+ people all around, just slipped in and out a couple times, not technically sex.

4. Next to the river on a warm summer day. That was the best.
2003-09-30 12:09:10 PM  
1. In the middle of a biker party. Nobody seemed to notice. Drunk bikers all around, and it was like this happened all the time. Maybe it does! heh

2. Met a girl at a bar my band was playing at, took her and some booze and went to a park near the lake after the gig. Was about 4am... We found a comfortable spot (well it was comfortable at the time) on a picnic table and we had sex until the sun came up. It was as it was getting nice and bright that I realized a row of houses overlooked the park, houses with big decks, and big picture windows, where people have breakfast. eep... We left quickly.

Dana rocked... Wish I knew where she was... If you are reading this, email me =)
2003-09-30 12:09:51 PM  
There were not enough "in the butt" posts. Sadly, I am disappointed.
2003-09-30 12:17:32 PM  
In the nursing station at a summer camp where I was working. The head nurse was a raunchy thing, about five years older than me. She slept in the nursing station, because the RNA snored, so slept alone in the bedroom that was attached to the nursing station. (The fact that the assistant was an annoying preach to everyone about christianity kinda biatch didn't help).

Anyways, we're going at it on the cot, when the door to the bedroom opens, and out comes the RNA. She wanders around the room, stares at my naked ass, then goes back into her room (0ok had that 'bambi caught in the headlights look). Figured she would complain the next day and try to get us fired (not that it would have worked). But nothing.

Next night, we had finished and were dressed and quietly chatting when the door opens again. We talk to her, no response. Apparently she was a sleepwalker.

And our conduct was perfectly professional in front of the kids.

2003-09-30 12:50:15 PM  
In the "The Dave Murray Octet's" dressing roomwhile they were on stage in the Recital Hall in Albany, NY . And with a beautiful female Farker don't you know. Hopefully she will see this and smile

I was wonderin' why my gal was smilin' last night!
2003-09-30 02:03:01 PM  
1. In a JC Penny bedroom setup display with my now ex-girlfriend. Don't even get me started gets me hot just thinking about it again.

2. Laundryroom of my old apartment complex with the same Ex.

3. Same Ex but on a picnic table next to the road outside our apartment at about 2 am. Lots of traffic honking on that one.

4. The waitress counter at a mexican resturant both the Ex and I worked at. Not to mention the bathroom, boss's office desk, and back patio of same resturant.

5. Hood of my car in a downtown parking garage.

Damn and she was alwasy the one that instigated it, I guess now that I think about it. She was always into doing it out in the open like that.
2003-09-30 02:56:53 PM  
- a fold sofa at a friend's house while he was 15' away

- parking lot of a high school, door open, her on the seat of the truck, me standing

- car hood/half wall/picnic tables at an elementary school

- her office right during closing hours

- back seat of my '66 VW Beetle, 1 foot in, 1 foot out of car

- in this apartment courtyard in front of like 7 friends, 2 unknowns watching from a balcony. When I sobered up, only realized what had happened.
2003-09-30 03:16:10 PM  
Demming park or Dobb's park? Living in TH as we speak.
2003-09-30 03:18:36 PM  
The exit behind the screen at the Showcase Cinemas West in Pittsburgh while a movie was going on. When you looked through the window of the door, it was as if the entire audience was watching us, but they really couldn't see us.
2003-09-30 04:15:32 PM  
1. on an air hockey table (yes, it was turned on)
2. in a carwash
3. on a pulpit in the middle of library mall in madison
4. in my high school library

that's about all i can remember right now... still hungover from watching the packers kick the bears's ass
2003-09-30 04:50:20 PM  
It would have to be a tie between a) the front row of a movie theater during a matinee of "Conspiracy Theory" or b) in a graveyard in front of a headstone marked "Sinner."
2003-09-30 05:09:13 PM  
All those who are now completely head-over-heals in love with Myrna, say "aye."

2003-09-30 05:12:48 PM  
anyone here?
2003-09-30 06:18:05 PM  
Aaaauuugh! I'm late!

First time bringing a woman to orgasm: sleepover after a church dance, surrounded by kids & chaperons in sleeping bags.

Most exotic: The 57th floor conference room in my office in the Key Bank tower in Seattle (not sure what its called now, it was about 10 years ago). We rolled the VCR cart in front of the door so the janitor wouldn't barge in, took turns on the table and floor, then stood there naked watching the lights of the city.

Best daytime: We were making out in the front seat of a very small Datsun in a state park parking lot on the Washington Coast, in the daytime during heavy rain, when my girlfriend said, man, I just want to fark.I There was an RV about 50 feet away, but the windows were steamed up and we put a blanket over the window.
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