OK, my real one:

In a cab going up Central Park West, at about 2 AM. Girlfriend and I both very drunk. She pretends she's falling asleep, with her head on my lap, but actually she's -- gasp!-- sucking my cock. Maybe the driver watched the whole thing in the rearview, for all I know.

#1:
Front seat of a Geo Metro at sunrise. We were parked down by the beach. We were both bollock naked, and while the windows were a little steamy, that's not to say we didn't give the early morning commuters/dogwalkers a bit of a show! Funny thing is I live on a very small, very liberal island. No one really batted an eyelid.

#2:

This small island you could only reach at low tide. We thought we'd be hidden in the long grass beneath this arbutus tree. First this fisherman drifts past. We didn't see him, but the old perv calls out: "You're a lucky fella!" "Snarlene" had only told me six times that day how lucky I was - now that she had some ammo, she wasn't going to let me forget it. Later, we both looked up and saw what looked like a church youth group/scout group, w.h.y., standing at the lookout point on the cliff above us. On the hike back to the car we passed the group that had spotted us - eyes averted, severe frostiness. Another outdoor spot christened.

Had butt sex with my girlfriend in a park once.

My ass hurt for days.

man I wish I had seen this one earlier. In a twisty-slide at my elementary school playground.

that, or a park bench on McGill campus in Montreal. Which is very well lit, by the way.

in the bathroom, backstage at the ballroom on Navy Pier in Chicago. The place was empty, but there was a maintenance guy who knew somebody was sneaking around, but couldn't figure out where we went. Until we left. He saw us. He shouted. We ran. He called the cops, but we got away.

alongside the commuter train tracks at rush hour. The passengers could see us through the windows, (and there were many strange looks on their faces) - but of course, the train wasn't stopping for another quarter mile - so they watched us fark, but couldn't do anything to stop us. Muahahahahah!

my idea too.

My ex and I on top of his Mach 1 Mustang, in the driveway in our residential neighborhood about 11 at night...I like to be watched ;-)

on the 50 yard line of my high school football field

in a bed

on a bicycle built for two

My ex and I on top of his Mach 1 Mustang, in the driveway in our residential neighborhood about 11 at night...I like to be watched ;-)

wow, not on top of a car, but on top of a mach 1 mustang!
thats must be a status symbol in mississippi or something.

you my friend are the cream' de' la crem' of mississippi!

On his 14 yr old brothers bed, while he was downstair watchin tv.
Also, on my 22yr old brothers bed, while the fam was asleep and i had snuck her upstairs in the middle of the night

Snnniiiiffffff- Ahhhhhhhh

In an alley during a lezbian pride parade, she couldnt resist.

In her parent's front yard at dusk...you should have seen the grass stain on her ass...I had to pick her up and put her up against a tree...I offered to take her around back and spray it off with a garden hose, but she wasn't that kinky yet...

Science World, Vancouver, BC.
In the Omnimax Theatre.

Utah

Victoria British Columbia WalMart dressing room.

well, let's see, since i've had sex once thusfar and recently, I'd have to say where that was. damn, i'm pathetic

In the living room, with my ex, while the whole family was watching a movie.

room was dark, tv loud ......

On the moon!

In a gazebo in broad daylight behind her apartment building.

In a former KGB holding cell while serving in the Peace Corps.

Unfortunately, the only place I've had sex is in my bedroom. With fat chicks I met at a bar a few hours before. Missionary Style. Lights out, shirts on, pissed, and extremely boring.

Sucks to be me.

(But damn, fat chicks *really* know how to give head)

In Gainesville, FL, volunteering at the Corner Drug Store ( a free clinic/bad trip safe come-down/community center/suicide hotline) in the 70's...I was on weekend duty...I've got the radio on.... some lady called in about how hot and bothered she was.....very distinctive voice....about an hour later, a lady walks in....same voice...talks about how she appreciates what community service means....god almighty, she was stacked and pretty....she reaches over and caresses my already hot and bothered crotch...I don't bother saying a thing....I take her by the hand and lead her to the exam room.....a few minutes later she's bent over the table crying out and so am I....a few minutes later we're in the (very) small restroom and I'm sitting on the throne and she's sitting on me and we're both making far too much noise....my good friend Stray Ray wanders in and of a sudden the lady gets the prim-and-propers and vamooses....I berate my friend, he laughs....maybe two hours later the DJ on the station is sounding very very, um, preoccupied and then he puts on "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vita"....

Well unfortunately I see my answer already, but since this is for fun afterall,

In a vet's office, afterhours, where my ex and I worked.

...and I never did know her name....

library. yup, good ole secluded stacks in the library.

Movie theater, public park with people around, in the ocean. Not much but hey, I've only been having seXor for three months so give me a break.

I had to read all of these to see if I knew any of these girls...nope...whew

1. on the roof of a hotel near an airport runway
2. on the hood of someone's car at a party (sorry about the extra hot wax)
3. in the bathroom of the same party ( sorry about the towel racks,toilet seat and broken pictures )
4. in a church rectory ( with a girl whose mom worked at the church )
5. the same church parking lot
6. at work on the desk, on the couch, on the cabinets...
7. in the living room while her mom was on the phone in the dining room...as long as she kept talking we were cool.
8.in a park on the swings, on the slide, on the teeter totter thing
9.on the hood of a car in a work parking lot before we noticed the security cameras
10.got a hummer in the back of a crx ( this is not easy to do )
11.many hotel balconies....
....many more...gotta go boom boom...the gf just came home...

In the lighting room at my high school during a performance of "Our American Cousin"
In a volkswagon beetle with a gymnast/contortionist in the parking lot of a packed hotel just after midnight.
In the hot tub of the same hotel.
On the control console of a "Decatholon" arcade machine...different hotel.
In the back of a Mazda 626 crossing the Delaware River at 80 mph. Neither of us were driving.

1) upstairs at the reception at her sister's wedding where she was the maid of honor.
2) on an ex-girlfriend's sofa, bed, futon and kitchen table while she was out of town.

*Um, junior year of high school, in a glass booth above my drama class during dress rehearsal.

*Sitting on my boyfriends lap in a room full of friends at a Thanksgiving party. I was eating cake and having it too!

In a secure location.

Some of the more memorable events from the past couple years....

-while on the phone with my roommate's grandma (that was yesterday, finally broke the draught, yay for me)
-his parents driveway, in his sibling's jeep
-left field of a well lit baseball diamond in a park at around 11 pm
-his girlfriend's bed
-his girlfriend's bathroom
-in the living room while other people were in the house/apartment

And aside from the first one, all of those took place in Iowa... the boil on the butt of humanity....

1. Seattle Space Needle.
2. Southern Oregon State College Theater (stage and seats)
3. Washington State Ferry.
4. Gas Works Park Zodiac on a full moon. (Seattle)
5. Dance floor of a bar in Roseburg Ore.
6. Multiple pool tables.
7. 72 Chevelle, 70 VW Beetle, 71 VW van, 81 Honda CX500 (running), Various pickup trucks, Peterbuilt Tractor cab and a GrayHound bus (Portland Ore. to Roseburg, Ore.)
8. Innertube on Umpqua River during "Pepsi Float"
9. Various boats and a canoe.
10. Southwest Airlines flight Portland to Las Vegas.
11. Las Vegas Taxi.
12. Parking Garage Glass Elevator in downtown Eugene, Oregon.
13. Top of parking garage Downtown Roseburg.
14. Oregon State Captiol rotunda during earthquake retrofit project.
15. I-5, Various mileposts and rest stops.
16. Someplace on Mount Hood, Mount Shasta and the Middle Sister, Oregon.
17. Northwest Christian College of the Assembly of God, Kirkland Washington, Womens dorm.
18. Delta Gamma Sorority in Corvallis Oregon.
19. Valley River Mall, Eugene Oregon
20. First Baptist Church, Roseburg Oregon. During wedding and reception.
21. Tee Pees at River Forks park Roseburg Oregon.
22. Crater Lake, Various places.
23. Apartment at Funeral Home in Seattle Wa. (Queen Anne Hill area)
24. Red Square, Washington State University.
25. Exploratorium San Fransisco.
26. BART in San Fransisco Bay Area (Fremont area if I recall)
27. Various places of employment.
28. Some kids tree fort in Klamath Falls Oregon.
29. Armadillo BBQ in Kirkland Washinton. ('83?)
30. UW library. (can't remember, it's right off Red Square)
31. Backstage during Dracula at the Ashland Shakespearean Festival.
32. BurgerMaster Kirkland Washington.
33. Denny's Redmond Washinton.
34. Boat dock on Moss Bay, Lake Washington.
35. Cruising the "Gut" Eugene Oregon, very early '80s
36. Douglas County Fair B.B. gun booth.
37. Roseburg Valley mall, Roseburg Oregon.
38. Harvard Cinema, Roseburg Oregon.
39. Umpqua Community College, Various.
40. Any North West Science Fiction conventions till I got married.

still virgin

Here, on 2 seperate trips
We got caught once, but managed to escape, the second time was easy sailing!

How about this...

At a DoD firing range afterhours, in the back of a two-door Geo Metro, being woken up by the police early the next morning, naked.

/fond memories

Lincoln Memorial

/seriously

At a wedding reception... with the new bride (i wasn't the groom).

I got a hummer from my girlfriend while riding in one of the skycars that cross above one side of Disneyland to the other.

The Happiest Place on Earth is right. . .

Air Traffic Control Tower Atlanta Airport!

last year in Montreal's Olympic Stadium, during the midst of a carshow 80,000+ people milling around. woo hoo

not sure if it's really sex, but i also gave my husband a handjob in a chruch during a friend's baby's christening

holy crap verdelak...how old are you? AM&As?