GET YOUR FREAK ON, GIRL!!!

Wish more 'tards would put this much effort into not having kids.

Mostly magnums. The girl likes em big. Hmmm. Now I'm curious. When girls stock up, do they generally by assorted sizes so that they're always prepared?

That doesn't scream 'prostitute', or anything.

You know, you can buy them online for next to nothing:
http://www.intimategadgets.com/product/wild-natural-latex-condoms--50 - pack-17871

50 pack for $4.70

...

Doesn't this make sense to anyone?

"Gee wizz...I hope I'm not preggers. I'll be safer in the future, and test to see if I am."

CygnusDarius: I saw a midget going to a brothel with a donkey and a honeycomb.

I guess he won't be needing a drink, then.

Walgreens Organic Cotton Balls is on that list?
One of these things is not like the other, one of them don't belong...

Ryker's Peninsula: Walgreens Organic Cotton Balls is on that list?
One of these things is not like the other, one of them don't belong...

She's trying to connect with her roots on the cotton thing.

My dad used to own some cheap rental properties, once a tenant called cause her toilet was all clogged up so he had to call a plumber to fix it, what the plumber found was that there were 29 condoms in the toilet, and toilets are not intended for latex, toilets are intended for piss crap and toilet paper .... so my dad is like "Yeah the plumber pulled 29 condoms out of the toilet" and she pretended to not know how they got there.

/he called the plumber in the middle of the night
//yeah he was a good landlord
///cost of de-condoming toilet was great

WTH are fire/ice condoms?
Has anyone used those?

Ryker's Peninsula: Walgreens Organic Cotton Balls is on that list?
One of these things is not like the other, one of them don't belong...

Well, if she is a hooker, she could likely be a junkie as well. Maybe she needs the cotton for shooting dope.

FTA: "She sounds like a tough, non-paying, customer."

My kind of woman. If she'll be my bodyguard...

AbbeySomeone: WTH are fire/ice condoms?
Has anyone used those?

Oh yes. If you haven't.........you really should.

/Got funny looks from the neighbors the next day.
//The neighbors don't live that close.

ovulation test isn't a pregnancy test. An ovulation test informs you when you are ovulating and when the best day to get pregnant is.

plushpuppy: ovulation test isn't a pregnancy test. An ovulation test informs you when you are ovulating and when the best day to get pregnant is.

In other words, her day off.

WHAR PICS, WHAR?

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Well... ovulation tests aren't really pregnancy tests. They really only test for certain chemicals that you put out when you're ovulating. They can sometimes show a positive if you're pregnant, but it'll only show up as a "yep, you're ovulating" type of sign. It won't tell you that you're pregnant rather than ovulating.

Then again, it's possible that this woman didn't know the difference and just grabbed what she could get her hands on. After all, she could have gotten as many free condoms as she could carry from the health department building. They wouldn't have been fancy, but taking 26 boxes probably wouldn't have landed her in jail.

I bet she looked like this-

Does TexasPete know about this?

plushpuppy: ovulation test isn't a pregnancy test. An ovulation test informs you when you are ovulating and when the best day to get pregnant is.

Ah! Saw that I wasn't the first to mention this. Carry on!

She'll be calling this guy real soon.

CygnusDarius: I saw a midget going to a brothel with a donkey and a honeycomb.

I must confess, hearing things like this make me feel I can fly.

Things that were stolen the most when I worked for CVS:
Condoms, lube, laxatives, makeup, Oil of Olay products, liquor, pregnancy tests, fake nails.
For a while , we had someone stealing Zantac. He would come in, clean us out, and hide the empty boxes behind the adult diapers

BarbadoSlim: WHAR PICS, WHAR?

Gordian Cipher: Maybe she was planning a water balloon fight.

Tried that once.... Damm things are stronger than you think. Put them in a lancher, they STILL wouldnot break.. it took numerous times before theywould break. Dont even try to hand throw the lubed ones!

. . . and that's ALL I need! I don't need one other thing!!

hockeychick: Think Vicks vapo-rub in the cooter.

You know how that feels, too?

How YOU doin'?

SinisterTwist: Well... ovulation tests aren't really pregnancy tests. They really only test for certain chemicals that you put out when you're ovulating. They can sometimes show a positive if you're pregnant, but it'll only show up as a "yep, you're ovulating" type of sign. It won't tell you that you're pregnant rather than ovulating.

Then again, it's possible that this woman didn't know the difference and just grabbed what she could get her hands on. After all, she could have gotten as many free condoms as she could carry from the health department building. They wouldn't have been fancy, but taking 26 boxes probably wouldn't have landed her in jail.

I wish my health center carried magnums. Discrimination if you ask me.

scottydoesntknow: You ever see the "condom in the wind" videos on youtube?

Ha! (new window) I feel so inadequate now...

fjnorton: scottydoesntknow: AbbeySomeone: WTH are fire/ice condoms?
Has anyone used those?

Yes, hated them with a fiery passion (no pun intended). Made it damn near impossible to climax because of the sensations (less warm, more numbing), and it started to get really hot after a while, like REALLY hot. GF didn't like the cooling at all either.

I was pissed off too because my GF and I wanted to try them but all they had were a box of 15. Used 2 (wanted to give them a second chance) and the rest just sit in my drawer. Waste of money in my opinion

Your doing it all wrong. That's inside out!

That's exactly what I was thinking, too. The man's "side" is cooling/tingling, the woman's "side" is warming.