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(Washington Post)   Law enforcement to drug-dealing gang members: We see what you did there. And by "there" we mean your Facebook page. The one with all the comments about drug dealing and the photographs of you flashing gang signs under gang graffiti   (mobile.washingtonpost.com) divider line 48
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2011-10-24 03:43:08 PM  
In Prince George's, for example, undercover police have "friended" many gang members to help keep tabs on them


"Yr a punk - say hi to yr momma, signed Da po-po"
 
2011-10-24 04:18:30 PM  
It ain't Big Brother if you volunteer, ya stupid twats.
 
2011-10-24 04:39:29 PM  
Yeah. Because big brother is only looking for 'bad guys'.
 
2011-10-24 04:39:37 PM  
If you don't your boss, the cops, or your mom to see it, don't post it to facebook
 
2011-10-24 04:41:37 PM  
Never understood why so many people feel they are slaves to Facebook and Twitter.

No one really cares about what you are doing or some stupid latest thing your pet or crotch-fruit did.
 
2011-10-24 04:44:18 PM  
This just in, many criminals are stupid.
 
2011-10-24 04:44:43 PM  
He got dat 3-5-7!
 
2011-10-24 04:45:04 PM  
Never post online what you don't want to see labeled "exhibit a"
 
2011-10-24 04:45:13 PM  
Stupid is as stupid does. Or something like that.
 
2011-10-24 04:48:54 PM  
Well, if these guys were smart they'd be committing white collar crimes, which are rarely caught, let alone prosecuted.
 
2011-10-24 04:55:39 PM  
What a facebook gang member might look like...complete with "distinctive" gang clothing and identifying symbols of his gang.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-24 04:55:56 PM  

loonatic112358: This just in, many virtually all criminals are stupid.


FTFY.

Too stupid to do it legit=life of crime.
 
2011-10-24 04:58:49 PM  

dustygrimp: loonatic112358: This just in, many virtually all criminals are stupid.

FTFY.

Too stupid to do it legit=life of crime.


That's not true.

Dumb criminals go to jail.

Smart criminals go to Congress and Wall Street.
 
2011-10-24 04:59:26 PM  
So here's a big Hi to all the fuzzez and cops trolling fark right now! I guarantee you ain't getting much from this crowd.

/mebbe some pervs is all
//it's hard to make these little gang signs... the paint dries too fast
///GOoMY!!
 
2011-10-24 05:01:38 PM  

StoneColdAtheist: What a facebook gang member might look like...complete with "distinctive" gang clothing and identifying symbols of his gang.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x675]


You don't know how close to the truth you are. The Boy Scouts my as well call themselves the Hitler Youth because that's what they are.

/Did I just Goodwin this thread?
 
2011-10-24 05:02:52 PM  

All_Farked_Up: If you don't your boss, the cops, or your mom to see it, don't post it to facebook


The good guys would have enough sense that they wouldn't post anything incriminating, the bad guys tend to be dumb asses who think that bragging about their illegal activities is some badge of honor.
 
2011-10-24 05:06:38 PM  
Not to leave anyone out, here are some angry young black men dressed in their gang clothes.
www.archives.gov
 
2011-10-24 05:06:48 PM  
See, this is why when we were discussing the other day, that woman who posted her local heroin dealer's address?

Yes, criminals REALLY ARE that stupid, and yes, cops REALLY KNOW that they are. They don't need to get warrants and do all that hard stuff if people are going to do the heavy lifting for them and admit they're stupid criminals in a public forum where anyone can find out.
 
2011-10-24 05:09:37 PM  

tothekor: You don't know how close to the truth you are. The Boy Scouts my as well call themselves the Hitler Youth because that's what they are.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-10-24 05:19:28 PM  

tothekor: StoneColdAtheist: What a facebook gang member might look like...complete with "distinctive" gang clothing and identifying symbols of his gang.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x675]

You don't know how close to the truth you are. The Boy Scouts my as well call themselves the Hitler Youth because that's what they are.

/Did I just Goodwin this thread?


How old were you when you earned your Douche Badge?
 
2011-10-24 05:20:24 PM  
Mike Sago Jr. suspiciously quiet....
 
2011-10-24 05:25:07 PM  

All_Farked_Up: If you don't your boss, the cops, or your mom to see it, don't post it to facebook


what is this, I don't even
 
2011-10-24 05:26:26 PM  
It's deliberate. It's the adolescent version of cowboys and Indians.
 
2011-10-24 05:26:41 PM  
'mes-sages'?
Really?
 
2011-10-24 05:26:54 PM  
Real gangsters dont have facebook pages.. Real Gansgsters work at Los Pollos Hermanos
 
2011-10-24 05:29:20 PM  
It kills me how many people I've defriended or blocked because of this same kind of crap.

"Look, guys. If you post it on here, it's incriminating evidence, which can be used against you in a court of law....and personally, I don't care how big that blunt is you're smoking right now."
 
2011-10-24 05:34:33 PM  

Spanky McStupid: tothekor: StoneColdAtheist: What a facebook gang member might look like...complete with "distinctive" gang clothing and identifying symbols of his gang.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x675]

You don't know how close to the truth you are. The Boy Scouts my as well call themselves the Hitler Youth because that's what they are.

/Did I just Goodwin this thread?

How old were you when you earned your Douche Badge?


Damn, I'm an Eagle Scout too. That makes me like Goebbels.
 
2011-10-24 05:36:01 PM  

ertznay: 'mes-sages'?
Really?


I read that like Pauly Shore.
 
2011-10-24 05:44:59 PM  
From Facebook:

a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

To mugshot, in 2 weeks:

www.ci.austin.tx.us


Don't be stupid, people.
 
2011-10-24 05:46:44 PM  

Maud Dib: From Facebook:

[a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 640x480]

To mugshot, in 2 weeks:

[www.ci.austin.tx.us image 480x600]


Don't be stupid, people.


Heh, what do you wanna bet she didn't post that second image to facebook?
 
2011-10-24 06:04:50 PM  

Trackball: Never understood why so many people feel they are slaves to Facebook and Twitter.

No one really cares about what you are doing or some stupid latest thing your pet or crotch-fruit did.


you're an ignorant hypocrite. i'm sure there's much you'll never understand.
 
2011-10-24 07:30:05 PM  
Myspace?
"This year, agents with Immigration and Customs Enforcement sought information from Myspace because members of MS-13, a notoriously violent street gang, were reportedly using the network "

I admit to being hopelessly old and clueless, and not using any social media, but really: myspace?

As clueless as I am I would know to use facebook, if I gave a crap about it.

Does MS-13 roll in a Ford Fiesta flashing gang signs listening to cassette tapes of Michael Bolton before updating their myspace page?
 
2011-10-24 07:34:13 PM  
Who knew that the 1st amendment could be so useful.
 
2011-10-24 07:39:50 PM  
My ex-wife was a prosecutor working in juvenile division and she would always check for a myspace account. Dumb kids and their parents would be in court saying they were holding for a friend or whatnot. But that picture of them smoking a blunt usually turned the parents against the kid
 
2011-10-24 08:16:39 PM  

ltdanman44: All_Farked_Up: If you don't your boss, the cops, or your mom to see it, don't post it to facebook

what is this, I don't even


He almost the joke.
 
2011-10-24 09:20:19 PM  
Okay, let's play a game.

Are you famous? Is your name very unusual?

Everybody who said "no" to both of those questions, perform a google search for your name.

Did you find a photograph of yourself in the first pages of the "Everything" or "Images" tabs? (You are allowed to look inside the links in the "Everything" tab, especially if they lead to a social networking profile.)

If you answered "no:"

Did that make you feel as though a picture of you SHOULD have come up?

If you answered "yes" to that last question, you are a crazy person. Get off the internet.
 
2011-10-24 09:36:27 PM  
For every dumbf*ck who got popped slinging packets on the corner, there's two guys in the that cell with Escalades, 7,000.00 dookey ropes, 300.00 sneakers and who have two Visa cards, and live at they mama's house and are unemployed, saying "How'd they know? HOW'D THEY KNOW?"
 
2011-10-24 10:04:26 PM  

Gyrfalcon: ltdanman44: All_Farked_Up: If you don't your boss, the cops, or your mom to see it, don't post it to facebook

what is this, I don't even

He almost the joke.


Gangster, I am disapoint
 
2011-10-24 10:55:17 PM  
!Pinche pendejos!
I never understood the attraction to any of the "Social Networks."
Maybe that's because I know real people, and can meet more (by the hopelessly outdated face to face method) if the current crop bore me.
Oh....attention whoreZ.
"Nevermind."- Gilda Radner "Taken too soon"
 
2011-10-25 12:21:00 AM  

All_Farked_Up: If you don't want your boss, the cops, or your mom to see it, don't post it to facebook


None of those people can read what I post on Facebook.

/doesn't even post on Facebook
 
2011-10-25 12:28:20 AM  

michaelkristopeit: Trackball: Never understood why so many people feel they are slaves to Facebook and Twitter.

No one really cares about what you are doing or some stupid latest thing your pet or crotch-fruit did.

you're an ignorant hypocrite. i'm sure there's much you'll never understand.


wow. look at the hate on you. have a bad day bunky? decided to unload on the first farker that came along? i understand. i frequently fly dooshbag airlines myself.
 
2011-10-25 03:30:00 AM  

michaelkristopeit: Trackball: Never understood why so many people feel they are slaves to Facebook and Twitter.

No one really cares about what you are doing or some stupid latest thing your pet or crotch-fruit did.

you're an ignorant hypocrite. i'm sure there's much you'll never understand.


Wait, do you have any particular knowledge that this farker uses social media sites or are you just unaware of the definition of the word "hypocrite"?

/it's like rain
//on your wedding day
 
2011-10-25 07:49:22 AM  

KrispyKritter: michaelkristopeit: Trackball: Never understood why so many people feel they are slaves to Facebook and Twitter.

No one really cares about what you are doing or some stupid latest thing your pet or crotch-fruit did.

you're an ignorant hypocrite. i'm sure there's much you'll never understand.

wow. look at the hate on you. have a bad day bunky? decided to unload on the first farker that came along? i understand. i frequently fly dooshbag airlines myself.


wow. look at the presumption on you. facts are not inherently hateful... such as this one: you're an idiot.
 
2011-10-25 07:50:53 AM  

untaken_name: michaelkristopeit: Trackball: Never understood why so many people feel they are slaves to Facebook and Twitter.

No one really cares about what you are doing or some stupid latest thing your pet or crotch-fruit did.

you're an ignorant hypocrite. i'm sure there's much you'll never understand.

Wait, do you have any particular knowledge that this farker uses social media sites or are you just unaware of the definition of the word "hypocrite"?

/it's like rain
//on your wedding day


..... are you serious? do yo know what "farker" means?

you're an idiot.
 
2011-10-25 07:58:07 AM  

Maud Dib: From Facebook:

[a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 640x480]

To mugshot, in 2 weeks:

[www.ci.austin.tx.us image 480x600]

Don't be stupid, people.


Why am I not surprised? Once again the cops are going after the easy busts where the "suspect" is doing the work for them rather than going after real criminals and making our neighborhoods safer...

Police - Protect and serve? I don't even think so...

And why are we prosecuting people for weed again? I forget...
 
2011-10-25 05:03:24 PM  

vexle: Okay, let's play a game.

Are you famous? Is your name very unusual?

Everybody who said "no" to both of those questions, perform a google search for your name.

Did you find a photograph of yourself in the first pages of the "Everything" or "Images" tabs? (You are allowed to look inside the links in the "Everything" tab, especially if they lead to a social networking profile.)

If you answered "no:"

Did that make you feel as though a picture of you SHOULD have come up?

If you answered "yes" to that last question, you are a crazy person. Get off the internet.


I played. My Facebook profile came up (but I did not click as I am at work and it's blocked anyway). Then I clicked on the Images tab. No pix of me came up (good, although I'm not ugly, FWIW). But the only pic relevant to me that did come up was a photo of two of my friends, one of whom died a week and a half ago.

I haz a sad :(
 
2011-10-25 11:36:22 PM  

michaelkristopeit: ..... are you serious? do yo know what "farker" means?

you're an idiot.


So it's your contention that anonymous people posting on internet forums about news stories are equivalent to social networking sites in which non-anonymous people post about their specific lives? And you have the gall to insult the intelligence of others? Well, I suppose it makes sense. You're too stupid to know better.
 
2011-10-26 12:03:34 AM  

untaken_name: michaelkristopeit: ..... are you serious? do yo know what "farker" means?

you're an idiot.

So it's your contention that anonymous people posting on internet forums about news stories are equivalent to social networking sites in which non-anonymous people post about their specific lives? And you have the gall to insult the intelligence of others? Well, I suppose it makes sense. You're too stupid to know better.


so it's your contention that an internet web site that distributes media and allows others to create account and manage a network of acquaintances, run by a man that regularly appears on national broadcasts and organizes social networking gatherings known as "fark parties" should in no way be regarded as social networking site?

ur mum's face're too stupid to know better.

you're an idiot.
 
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