If you don't your boss, the cops, or your mom to see it, don't post it to facebook

Never understood why so many people feel they are slaves to Facebook and Twitter.

No one really cares about what you are doing or some stupid latest thing your pet or crotch-fruit did.

This just in, many criminals are stupid.

Never post online what you don't want to see labeled "exhibit a"

Stupid is as stupid does. Or something like that.

Well, if these guys were smart they'd be committing white collar crimes, which are rarely caught, let alone prosecuted.

What a facebook gang member might look like...complete with "distinctive" gang clothing and identifying symbols of his gang.

loonatic112358: This just in, many virtually all criminals are stupid.

FTFY.

Too stupid to do it legit=life of crime.

dustygrimp: loonatic112358: This just in, many virtually all criminals are stupid.

FTFY.

Too stupid to do it legit=life of crime.

That's not true.

Dumb criminals go to jail.

Smart criminals go to Congress and Wall Street.

So here's a big Hi to all the fuzzez and cops trolling fark right now! I guarantee you ain't getting much from this crowd.

/mebbe some pervs is all
//it's hard to make these little gang signs... the paint dries too fast
///GOoMY!!

StoneColdAtheist: What a facebook gang member might look like...complete with "distinctive" gang clothing and identifying symbols of his gang.
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You don't know how close to the truth you are. The Boy Scouts my as well call themselves the Hitler Youth because that's what they are.

/Did I just Goodwin this thread?

All_Farked_Up: If you don't your boss, the cops, or your mom to see it, don't post it to facebook

The good guys would have enough sense that they wouldn't post anything incriminating, the bad guys tend to be dumb asses who think that bragging about their illegal activities is some badge of honor.

Not to leave anyone out, here are some angry young black men dressed in their gang clothes.

tothekor: You don't know how close to the truth you are. The Boy Scouts my as well call themselves the Hitler Youth because that's what they are.

tothekor: StoneColdAtheist: What a facebook gang member might look like...complete with "distinctive" gang clothing and identifying symbols of his gang.
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You don't know how close to the truth you are. The Boy Scouts my as well call themselves the Hitler Youth because that's what they are.

/Did I just Goodwin this thread?

How old were you when you earned your Douche Badge?

All_Farked_Up: If you don't your boss, the cops, or your mom to see it, don't post it to facebook

what is this, I don't even

It's deliberate. It's the adolescent version of cowboys and Indians.

'mes-sages'?
Really?

Real gangsters dont have facebook pages.. Real Gansgsters work at Los Pollos Hermanos

It kills me how many people I've defriended or blocked because of this same kind of crap.

"Look, guys. If you post it on here, it's incriminating evidence, which can be used against you in a court of law....and personally, I don't care how big that blunt is you're smoking right now."

ertznay: 'mes-sages'?
Really?

I read that like Pauly Shore.

From Facebook:



To mugshot, in 2 weeks:




Don't be stupid, people.

Myspace?
"This year, agents with Immigration and Customs Enforcement sought information from Myspace because members of MS-13, a notoriously violent street gang, were reportedly using the network "

I admit to being hopelessly old and clueless, and not using any social media, but really: myspace?

As clueless as I am I would know to use facebook, if I gave a crap about it.

Does MS-13 roll in a Ford Fiesta flashing gang signs listening to cassette tapes of Michael Bolton before updating their myspace page?

Who knew that the 1st amendment could be so useful.

My ex-wife was a prosecutor working in juvenile division and she would always check for a myspace account. Dumb kids and their parents would be in court saying they were holding for a friend or whatnot. But that picture of them smoking a blunt usually turned the parents against the kid

Okay, let's play a game.

Are you famous? Is your name very unusual?

Everybody who said "no" to both of those questions, perform a google search for your name.

Did you find a photograph of yourself in the first pages of the "Everything" or "Images" tabs? (You are allowed to look inside the links in the "Everything" tab, especially if they lead to a social networking profile.)

If you answered "no:"

Did that make you feel as though a picture of you SHOULD have come up?

If you answered "yes" to that last question, you are a crazy person. Get off the internet.

For every dumbf*ck who got popped slinging packets on the corner, there's two guys in the that cell with Escalades, 7,000.00 dookey ropes, 300.00 sneakers and who have two Visa cards, and live at they mama's house and are unemployed, saying "How'd they know? HOW'D THEY KNOW?"

Gyrfalcon: ltdanman44: All_Farked_Up: If you don't your boss, the cops, or your mom to see it, don't post it to facebook

what is this, I don't even

He almost the joke.

Gangster, I am disapoint

!Pinche pendejos!
I never understood the attraction to any of the "Social Networks."
Maybe that's because I know real people, and can meet more (by the hopelessly outdated face to face method) if the current crop bore me.
Oh....attention whoreZ.
"Nevermind."- Gilda Radner "Taken too soon"

All_Farked_Up: If you don't want your boss, the cops, or your mom to see it, don't post it to facebook

None of those people can read what I post on Facebook.

/doesn't even post on Facebook

michaelkristopeit: Trackball: Never understood why so many people feel they are slaves to Facebook and Twitter.

No one really cares about what you are doing or some stupid latest thing your pet or crotch-fruit did.

you're an ignorant hypocrite. i'm sure there's much you'll never understand.

wow. look at the hate on you. have a bad day bunky? decided to unload on the first farker that came along? i understand. i frequently fly dooshbag airlines myself.

michaelkristopeit: Trackball: Never understood why so many people feel they are slaves to Facebook and Twitter.

No one really cares about what you are doing or some stupid latest thing your pet or crotch-fruit did.

you're an ignorant hypocrite. i'm sure there's much you'll never understand.

Wait, do you have any particular knowledge that this farker uses social media sites or are you just unaware of the definition of the word "hypocrite"?

/it's like rain
//on your wedding day

vexle: Okay, let's play a game.

Are you famous? Is your name very unusual?

Everybody who said "no" to both of those questions, perform a google search for your name.

Did you find a photograph of yourself in the first pages of the "Everything" or "Images" tabs? (You are allowed to look inside the links in the "Everything" tab, especially if they lead to a social networking profile.)

If you answered "no:"

Did that make you feel as though a picture of you SHOULD have come up?

If you answered "yes" to that last question, you are a crazy person. Get off the internet.

I played. My Facebook profile came up (but I did not click as I am at work and it's blocked anyway). Then I clicked on the Images tab. No pix of me came up (good, although I'm not ugly, FWIW). But the only pic relevant to me that did come up was a photo of two of my friends, one of whom died a week and a half ago.

I haz a sad :(

michaelkristopeit: ..... are you serious? do yo know what "farker" means?

you're an idiot.

So it's your contention that anonymous people posting on internet forums about news stories are equivalent to social networking sites in which non-anonymous people post about their specific lives? And you have the gall to insult the intelligence of others? Well, I suppose it makes sense. You're too stupid to know better.