That reminds me... I really need to clean my house. My stash of bodies is starting to get out of control.

NuttierThanEver: I still think a that a beacon tuned to your vital signs that would send out a signal to wipe the porn off your hard drive the minute you die is an idea whose time has come. I mean I really don't want my wife or kids seeing albino donkeys with midget chimps humping trannies after I am gone. It

Which is why I use redtube and clear browsing info after

One thing
I miss
Is Cold Ethel and her skeleton kiss
We met
Last night
Makin' love by the refrigerator light

AqueousBoy: That reminds me... I really need to clean my house. My stash of bodies is starting to get out of control.

You could be on one of those "hoarders" TV shows.

This would have been avoided with the aid of a great estate planner.

She was 29 and he was 61? Bleh!

NuttierThanEver: I still think a that a beacon tuned to your vital signs that would send out a signal to wipe the porn off your hard drive the minute you die is an idea whose time has come. I mean I really don't want my wife or kids seeing albino donkeys with midget chimps humping trannies after I am gone. It

Ccrypt.

Genju: She was 29 and he was 61? Bleh!

I was doing that math and thought, "Hey now."

Unless she was gross, in that case you must kill her "accidentally" and store her in the freezer. You know, to prevent the shames.

Woman & alcohol: cold and stiff...

Was she ground up like my coffee?

AcneVulgaris: One thing
I miss
Is Cold Ethel and her skeleton kiss
We met
Last night
Makin' love by the refrigerator light

LOL-- I bet she gives great skull!

All_Farked_Up: NuttierThanEver: I still think a that a beacon tuned to your vital signs that would send out a signal to wipe the porn off your hard drive the minute you die is an idea whose time has come. I mean I really don't want my wife or kids seeing albino donkeys with midget chimps humping trannies after I am gone. It

Which is why I use redtube and clear browsing info after

I would use that too If I was a noob who wanted poor quality video shortened down to clips.

Genju She was 29 and he was 61? Bleh!

Right. And She is the one who died?

/Viagra should use this in thier next ad campaign.

I just watched "The Haunting in Connecticut" last night, so I'm getting a kick...

/The Haunting in Main: The Sequel?

Maine. I kan tipe gud.

farscape: All_Farked_Up: NuttierThanEver: I still think a that a beacon tuned to your vital signs that would send out a signal to wipe the porn off your hard drive the minute you die is an idea whose time has come. I mean I really don't want my wife or kids seeing albino donkeys with midget chimps humping trannies after I am gone. It

Which is why I use redtube and clear browsing info after

I would use that too If I was a noob who wanted poor quality video shortened down to clips.

Oh, and you know a better resource for Free Pr0n?

FTFA: "State police say they hope DNA testing confirms that the body is Wardwell"

WTF? I'm sure Wardwell's family would hope it's NOT her. Maybe she's still alive somewhere? I guess reporters seek out the dumbest one of ANY group to get a comment from....

State police to Wardell family: We really hope this is your daughter/sister/mother's dead body.

/Stay classy State Police

farscape: All_Farked_Up: NuttierThanEver: I still think a that a beacon tuned to your vital signs that would send out a signal to wipe the porn off your hard drive the minute you die is an idea whose time has come. I mean I really don't want my wife or kids seeing albino donkeys with midget chimps humping trannies after I am gone. It

Which is why I use redtube and clear browsing info after

I would use that too If I was a noob who wanted poor quality video shortened down to clips.

Lol. I'm not sure you should too loudly decry "porn noobs". We know you porn pros know all the tricks.

And. . albino donkeys? That's sick. Did they get the pigment farked out of them?

"Maine" rhymes with "insane."

This is no mere coincidence.

FTFA:
"remains found in an unplugged freezer in Lewiston"

Ugh. How many years until the stench goes away?

I had chicken wings in a basement freezer that failed on me. I didn't realize the freezer had died until about a month after it failed. When I finally opened the door, the smell was so completely horrifying that I immediately closed the door and duct-taped the freezer closed. Two years later I dragged the dead freezer from the basement and threw it out. I cannot possibly describe the ordeal of having to deal with 2 year old liquefied chicken wings once it was on the curb. I honestly do not possess the literary ability to convey such a ferociously horrible experience. I doubt an astronaut in a fully functioning space suit could have tacked that matter without throwing up.

So considering that this woman's body was in an unplugged freezer for 28 years- is that just many times worse, or by then is it basically just all dust and bones?

Leeds: FTFA:
"remains found in an unplugged freezer in Lewiston"

Ugh. How many years until the stench goes away?

I had chicken wings in a basement freezer that failed on me. I didn't realize the freezer had died until about a month after it failed. When I finally opened the door, the smell was so completely horrifying that I immediately closed the door and duct-taped the freezer closed. Two years later I dragged the dead freezer from the basement and threw it out. I cannot possibly describe the ordeal of having to deal with 2 year old liquefied chicken wings once it was on the curb. I honestly do not possess the literary ability to convey such a ferociously horrible experience. I doubt an astronaut in a fully functioning space suit could have tacked that matter without throwing up.

So considering that this woman's body was in an unplugged freezer for 28 years- is that just many times worse, or by then is it basically just all dust and bones?

Depends heavily on temperature, humidity, ventilation, and other such factors.

Genju: She was 29 and he was 61? Bleh!

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This reminds me of weird concurring dreams I have about people finding body parts I buried in my yard.
I think I might have been a serial killer in another life.

Leeds: So considering that this woman's body was in an unplugged freezer for 28 years- is that just many times worse, or by then is it basically just all dust and bones?

Not when there's nowhere for the moisture to go.

/Moisture is the essence of wetness.
//wetness is the essence of beauty.

21 years difference. Jealous rage when the money ran out and she wanted to leave?

Been done before..

These guys approve (new window)
/Gotta watch to the end
//Worth the wait IMHO

thebigfarker: Genju She was 29 and he was 61? Bleh!

Right. And She is the one who died?

/Viagra should use this in thier next ad campaign.

How did you get 61? I get 52.
2011 (Present year) - 1983 (Year she disappeared) = 28 (Years since disappearance)
80 (His Age) - 28 (Years since disappearance) = 52 (His Age at time of disappearance)

Still kind of disturbing, but hey the gold digging biatch obviously had it coming.

Gig103: I swear I saw this on an episode of NCIS once.

Funny, this reminded me of an episode of Castle.

Let he is without the corpse of a dead ex in a freezer cast the first stone

Yes, but did he have taxes in Jefferson?

Your Boss: FTFA: "State police say they hope DNA testing confirms that the body is Wardwell"

WTF? I'm sure Wardwell's family would hope it's NOT her. Maybe she's still alive somewhere? I guess reporters seek out the dumbest one of ANY group to get a comment from....

State police to Wardell family: We really hope this is your daughter/sister/mother's dead body.

/Stay classy State Police

You've never had someone go missing for a long time, particularly an adult.

At some point, unless the missing person was really shady then you know that they are either dead or going thru something horrible.

Knowing for certain allows you to mourn and move on. It is a morbid and sad relief, but a relief nonetheless

See how bad the 1980's were kiddies?

This woman did not have a Facebook page.

Hence we are unable to pass a snap judgement based on her face, weight and visible tattoos.

We'll just have to go with completely unfounded speculation for a change

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Been done before..

Nice. :)

/Farkin' creepy

JanusofZeal: AngryJailhouseFistfark: farscape: All_Farked_Up: NuttierThanEver: I still think a that a beacon tuned to your vital signs that would send out a signal to wipe the porn off your hard drive the minute you die is an idea whose time has come. I mean I really don't want my wife or kids seeing albino donkeys with midget chimps humping trannies after I am gone. It

Which is why I use redtube and clear browsing info after

I would use that too If I was a noob who wanted poor quality video shortened down to clips.

Oh, and you know a better resource for Free Pr0n?

Yes. Several. You don't? Is youtube your source of pirating movies?

You taunt. You mock. But I say you're all talk and no action.

Genju: She was 29 and he was 61? Bleh!

The math is really basic:

2011 - 80 = 1931 (his yr of birth)
1983 - 29 = 1954 (her yr of birth)
1954 - 1931 = 23 (difference in ages)

They were 23 years different in age, therefore:

23 + 29 (her age at time of disappearance) = 52 (his age in 1983)

OR, even easier:

2011 - 1983 = 28 (years ago)
80 - 28 = 52 (his age in 1983)

I know LOTS of women who prefer "mature" males. Of course, this gal's fancies were a bit macabre.

farscape,
somebody asked you a question.

So... this proves you CAN get away with murder?

M2MM: Genju: She was 29 and he was 61? Bleh!

The math is really basic:

2011 - 80 = 1931 (his yr of birth)
1983 - 29 = 1954 (her yr of birth)
1954 - 1931 = 23 (difference in ages)

They were 23 years different in age, therefore:

23 + 29 (her age at time of disappearance) = 52 (his age in 1983)

OR, even easier:

2011 - 1983 = 28 (years ago)
80 - 28 = 52 (his age in 1983)

I know LOTS of women who prefer "mature" males. Of course, this gal's fancies were a bit macabre.

Somehow I misplaced 10 years. Either I subtracted using the 1992 year or who knows. Although even 23 years is enough for a generation gap... so she dated a daddy figure.

<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6671209/72592077#c72592077">Genju</ a>:</b> <i>M2MM: Genju: She was 29 and he was 61? Bleh!

The math is really basic:

2011 - 80 = 1931 (his yr of birth)
1983 - 29 = 1954 (her yr of birth)
1954 - 1931 = 23 (difference in ages)

They were 23 years different in age, therefore:

23 + 29 (her age at time of disappearance) = 52 (his age in 1983)

OR, even easier:

2011 - 1983 = 28 (years ago)
80 - 28 = 52 (his age in 1983)

I know LOTS of women who prefer "mature" males. Of course, this gal's fancies were a bit macabre.

Somehow I misplaced 10 years. Either I subtracted using the 1992 year or who knows. Although even 23 years is enough for a generation gap... so she dated a daddy figure.</i>

Meh, I've dated several that liked a daddy figure. Always turned out well.
Visiting hours are 3-6, at the mental ward.

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Been done before..

OK, who is this? filename says Tanzer and a Wiki directory path but I can't find anything about waxy, preserved stiffs on The Wiki-pedia.