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(Science Daily) Obvious The first step to a perfect drug combination is to get a suitcase. Then fill it with two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine, plus pills and booze   (sciencedaily.com) divider line 59
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RexTalionis [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 10:53:39 AM
Not that you needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug-collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
 
Rev.K [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 11:03:12 AM
The only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
 
SmackLT [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 11:11:26 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
We can't stop here
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 11:16:23 AM
Rev.K: The only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

"Want a beer? Want some ether?"

/I'm gonna miss him
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 11:24:51 AM
Bad Craziness
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 11:26:31 AM
Watch out for the bats!
 
nekom [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 11:29:22 AM
Well, you'll need the cocaine for sure, my attorney advised me of that.
 
PainInTheASP [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 11:38:00 AM
Finish the farking story subby! What happened? What about the glands?
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 11:39:12 AM
Shoot... a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Las Vegas with all that stuff.
 
Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 11:42:22 AM
Uppers, downers, laughers, screamers.
 
nekom [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 11:43:31 AM
PainInTheASP: Finish the farking story subby! What happened? What about the glands?

Nevermind that, tell me about the farking golf shoes!
 
Rev.K [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 11:44:31 AM
It was time, I felt, for an agonizing reappraisal of the whole scene.

You're fired. Awful jackass.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 11:53:42 AM
Rev.K: It was time, I felt, for an agonizing reappraisal of the whole scene.

You're fired. Awful jackass.

Damn, I just called a guy an awful jackass not three hours ago.
 
vossiewulf [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 12:07:02 PM
"Order some golf shoes," I whispered. "Otherwise, we'll never get out of this place alive..."
 
nekom [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 12:19:19 PM
vossiewulf: "Order some golf shoes," I whispered. "Otherwise, we'll never get out of this place alive..."

Impossible to walk in this muck. No footing at all!
 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 02:11:59 PM
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug
 
UsikFark
2011-10-24 02:30:21 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: Shoot... a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with all that stuff.

FTFY
 
maxximillian
2011-10-24 02:35:45 PM
i186.photobucket.com
This guy has been claiming about finding the perfect drug for years

/I really like the end of this song
 
jakomo002
2011-10-24 02:45:16 PM
bluraymedia.ign.com
 
WelldeadLink [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 03:06:31 PM
Mugato: Damn, I just called a guy an awful jackass not three hours ago.

Well, at least he's not a perfect jackass.
 
WelldeadLink [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 03:07:31 PM
RexTalionis: Not that you needed all that for the trip

Not for an day trip, but it's just right for a weekend jaunt.
 
Uzzah
2011-10-24 03:14:36 PM
Never judge a taco by its price.
 
Lerxst2k
2011-10-24 03:16:10 PM
Welcome to bat country.
 
colon_pow
2011-10-24 03:30:07 PM
needs more coke.
 
ImRonBurgundy
2011-10-24 03:46:16 PM
FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! TELL ME ABOUT THE FARKING GOLF SHOES!!
 
tricycleracer
2011-10-24 03:55:30 PM
God didn't do that, you did it. You're a farking narcotics agent, I knew it!
 
archeochick
2011-10-24 04:04:02 PM
"You scurvy shyster bastard! Watch your language! You are talking to a DOCTOR in journalism!"
 
StrangeQ
2011-10-24 04:07:14 PM
tricycleracer: God didn't do that, you did it. You're a farking narcotics agent, I knew it!

Now get in there and clean your shorts! Clean your shorts goddamnit!
 
T.M.S.
2011-10-24 04:16:44 PM
The truth is Hunter would become incoherent from just Chivas, coke and hash.

Not so much need for the other stuff.
 
theorellior [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 04:17:32 PM
Rev.K: The only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Dogs farked the Pope, no fault of mine. Watch out! ... Why money? My name is Brinks; I was born ... born? Get sheep over side ... women and children to armored car ... orders from Captain Zeep.
 
inkblot
2011-10-24 04:49:22 PM
Does anyone actually read Science Daily articles when they get greenlit?
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 04:53:10 PM
T.M.S.: The truth is Hunter would become incoherent from just Chivas, coke and hash.

Not so much need for the other stuff.

You like to tell 6 year olds there is no easter bunny too, don't you?
 
dustlesswalnut
2011-10-24 05:05:21 PM
Mugato: Rev.K: The only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

"Want a beer? Want some ether?"

/I'm gonna miss him

I wish her were alive today and that he hadn't completely farked his brain on drugs. I think he'd really be able to bring a point of view back to journalism that has been completely lost.
 
wildcardjack
2011-10-24 05:11:39 PM
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
Mr_Fabulous
2011-10-24 05:31:16 PM
MY NAME... AH, RAOUL
DUKE... ON... ON THAT LIST, THAT'S
FOR SURE. FREE LUNCH, FINAL
WISDOM, TOTAL COVERAGE... WHY NOT?
I HAVE MY ATTORNEY WITH ME, AND I
REALIZE OF COURSE...
 
Gryffinator
2011-10-24 05:38:58 PM
dustlesswalnut: I wish her were alive today and that he hadn't completely farked his brain on drugs. I think he'd really be able to bring a point of view back to journalism that has been completely lost.

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
 
tinyarena
2011-10-24 05:44:26 PM
Hold on a moment
There's a dwark on the phone.
 
EducatedBum
2011-10-24 06:00:59 PM
Raoul Duke : Look, there's two women farking a polar bear!

Dr. Gonzo : Don't tell me these things. Not now man.

/best scene ever
//Hop! Like a bunny!
 
LittleSmitty
2011-10-24 06:40:25 PM
As your attorney, I advise you to tell me where you put the goddamn mescaline.

so many good lines
 
Fat-D
2011-10-24 06:48:31 PM
Did they..... pay you...*hic* to screw that bear?
 
Fat-D
2011-10-24 06:50:43 PM
YOU`R NOT PORTUGUESE MAN

/best thread ever
 
Luthiel
2011-10-24 07:07:35 PM
Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?!?
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 07:19:35 PM
A suitcase filled with two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine, plus pills and booze ... or, as Keith Richards used to call it "my lunch box".
 
ClavellBCMI
2011-10-24 07:25:15 PM
Ahh, Hunter S. Thompson, the only person crazy (or sane) enough to consider Richard Millhouse Nixon to be the *sane* alternative to Dubya and Cheney.
 
RexTalionis [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 07:34:23 PM
ClavellBCMI: Ahh, Hunter S. Thompson, the only person crazy (or sane) enough to consider Richard Millhouse Nixon to be the *sane* alternative to Dubya and Cheney.

Meh, am I the only person to have liked Nixon?
 
Mega Steve
2011-10-24 07:44:54 PM
RexTalionis: ClavellBCMI: Ahh, Hunter S. Thompson, the only person crazy (or sane) enough to consider Richard Millhouse Nixon to be the *sane* alternative to Dubya and Cheney.

Meh, am I the only person to have liked Nixon?

He was hilarious on "Laugh In"
 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 07:59:03 PM
EducatedBum: Raoul Duke : Look, there's two women farking a polar bear!

Dr. Gonzo : Don't tell me these things. Not now man.

/best scene ever
//Hop! Like a bunny!

did they pay you to screw that bear?
 
emotion_lotion
2011-10-24 08:09:30 PM
I just figued it out:

2 glasses of Makers Mark on the rocks and 1 medium sized joint.

After that its all good man.
 
msupf
2011-10-24 08:41:33 PM
subby forgot the ether
 
SpaceLord
2011-10-24 10:08:21 PM
.."that's the American Dream, man!"
"That's what gave me the Fear."
 
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