Sounds like Vallejo.

For a guy like this, "adult" may be too strong of a word.

Could have been worse, he could have been stuck on that swing with impending diarrhea.

I wonder is he was ever so scared.

I'm going to take a wild guess and say alcohol was involved in this venture.

But did he get the $100?

Hold my beer.

If you had to lube up to get it on...nothing good will come of it.

JC

man, that shiat ain't funny. if the circulation to his legs got cut off, he could have lost them or suffered permanent injury. i'm cool with letting the guy sit there and sweat a few minutes, but you don't just leave him overnight you bunch of douchebags.

I can't wait for the movie to come out.

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that he didn't get the $100.00.

Nice friends ya got there buddy

To the dumbass tag I'd add soreass.

Is this Vallejo California, the bankrupt Vallejo? If it is I'm surprised there was any police and EMT's to help this friendless bastard out of his predicament.

groppet: Nice friends ya got there buddy

Who ya calling buddy, pal?

He sustained non-life threatening injuries.

TFA lies. If there is one thing the media has taught me it's that all pranks are acts of bullying, and bullying is guaranteed to lead to suicide. Therefore, the mere act of being left will lead this individual to suicide.

hell i could probably fit in one of those for a $100

haywatchthis: hell i could probably fit in one of those for a $100

Wanna bet?

JoeCowboy: If you had to lube up to get it on...nothing good will come of it.

JC

I've read the New Testament and JC did not say that.

If they were any sort of friends, they would have come back after several hours to videotape him flailing around and then left again. For shame.

Could have been worse. Like nuts stuck stuck in a chair.

consciousNOT: JoeCowboy: If you had to lube up to get it on...nothing good will come of it.

JC

I've read the New Testament and JC did not say that.

It's from the Gospel of Thomas.

JoeCowboy: If you had to lube up to get it on...nothing good will come of it.

JC

That's what she said.

RatLiver: Could have been worse. Like nuts stuck stuck in a chair.

Blazing Saddles or Whoopi Goldberg
Blazing Saddles or Whoopi Goldberg...

I can't decide.

I am not most people.

theknuckler_33: It's from the Gospel of Thomas.

That's funny right there

The could at least have upped the ante by first getting him into the swing, then provided him with several laxative-laced beverages, filmed his stuck ass trying to geyser but being confounded by a well-stuck swing saddle, uploaded it to somewhere and THEN hand him a couple gallons of water and a helping hand out of the swing.

Oh well, I guess poor planning is what got them to Vallejo in the first place

For just a $100? I hope that cool 100 big ones was worth it douchebag.

theknuckler_33: groppet: Nice friends ya got there buddy

Who ya calling buddy, pal?

Who you calling pal, chief?

responders foudn him screaming....

"Hey, gimme a push!"

Baloo Uriza JoeCowboy: If you had to lube up to get it on...nothing good will come of it.

JC

That's what she said.


She was wrong.

Xenomech: The man told police that he had been stuck in the swing since 9 p.m. Friday after he allegedly made a $100 bet with his friends. He proceeded to lube himself with laundry detergent to get into the swing, police said.

The friends then reportedly left him swinging through the night.

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Man, all my friends are like this.

Guess I'll be the first guy to say that this yutz thought he'd lube up and get himself off in a kid's swing set. Then he gets stuck instead of off and invents a 'bet' with friends. I'll bet $100 there wasn't anyone else involved in this.

Were they just randomly carrying around the laundry detergent?

The article did not mention the Fark handle.

Well.i guess it's better than getting your nutz caught in a wooden chair.

/runs

I May Be Crazy But...: theknuckler_33: groppet: Nice friends ya got there buddy

Who ya calling buddy, pal?

Who you calling pal, chief?

who you calling chief, dawg?

ThirdGenerationImbecile: Were they just randomly carrying around the laundry detergent?

Maybe one of them had blood on their pants?

There is video. (new window)

fawlty: man, that shiat ain't funny. if the circulation to his legs got cut off, he could have lost them or suffered permanent injury. i'm cool with letting the guy sit there and sweat a few minutes, but you don't just leave him overnight you bunch of douchebags.

THIS.

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Took care of a guy who was stuck upside down in his car with his seatbelt on for 6-8 hrs. He died of his head wounds before we had to turn him into Lt. Dan.

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mynameisdouglas: The article did not mention the Fark handle.

of course not, outside (not in mother's basement) with friends (not on warcraft)

gregory311
Guess I'll be the first guy to say that this yutz thought he'd lube up and get himself off in a kid's swing set. Then he gets stuck instead of off and invents a 'bet' with friends. I'll bet $100 there wasn't anyone else involved in this.

Laundry detergent tho, wouldn't that burn

Since it was Vallejo, race may have been a factor.