How is that guy able to make the same hand gesture in every last damn photo? Wait, nevermind, he's Italian. How do you get an Italian to stop talking? Tie his hands behind his back.

Ammenities include Snookie Snail Tracks!

Whoever painted the garage needs to be shot. The Italian flag is green, white, then red, not the reverse.

DAMNIT! Okay I will be the one to admit it. I like The Jersey Shore. There I said it. Yes its a guilty pleasure but for some reason it reminds me how shiatty my life may get at times, it isnt as bad as it could be...

/Hates self

I watch it, I think its a trash show but my wife loves it. I have to admit. The guy with the blowout hair-Pauly D he is the one that i thought would be the biggest douche. He is actually very cool and funny as hell.

The "Jersey Shore" star power, along with great summer weather, has increased parking and beach-badge revenues by about 20 percent, Borough Administrator John Camera said. It amounts to a total of about $3.2 million.

This past summer, Rivoli hired eight full- and part-time servers and two full-time cooks to keep up with the business. "It saved jobs," he said. "We were struggling."

He also catered meals for the crew. "Ever since 'Jersey Shore' hit, there is not going to be a business around that is going to be complaining," Rivoli said."

What Job Creators may look like

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Have to wonder if their fans have that sort of cash

RaverRevolution: Whoever painted the garage needs to be shot. The Italian flag is green, white, then red, not the reverse.

You're asking for authenticity from a show that casts a bunch of people from Long Island as real New Jerseyians.

/ Jerseyites?
// Jersese?

monoski: Have to wonder if their fans have that sort of cash

There's a nice little resort/tiki bar vacation place nearby my house. It's ridiculously expensive, but the amount of guido trash that stays there is incredible.

monoski: Have to wonder if their fans have that sort of cash limits on their credit cards

FTFY

unicron702: How is that guy able to make the same hand gesture in every last damn photo? Wait, nevermind, he's Italian. How do you get an Italian to stop talking? Tie his hands behind his back.

Like the one about a ship full of Italian & German POW's from North Africa that was torpedoed by a U-Boat (they didn't know). When they were found and rescued, only the Italians had survived. They were asked what they did differently than the Germans and they said, "We just-ah talked!"

Ba - dum -boom.

I'll bet their hot tub is the only one that instead of using chlorine in the water, they put Crab Boil Seasoning!

I'll be here all week... tip your waitress... the veal, try it!

Rent it for a night plant a bomb in it to go off next summer.

I'd rent it, if only to film a one night satire featuring Oompa Loopas and an alpaca.

mentallo69: I watch it, I think its a trash show but my wife loves it. I have to admit. The guy with the blowout hair-Pauly D he is the one that i thought would be the biggest douche. He is actually very cool and funny as hell.

FreakinB: Really though, as much as I'm a Long Islander and enjoy giving Jersey shiat, it's like splitting hairs. Except Jersey has the jughandles, which are annoying as all hell.

Yeah, and Long Island has traffic lights every 50 feet.

FreakinB: mentallo69: I watch it, I think its a trash show but my wife loves it. I have to admit. The guy with the blowout hair-Pauly D he is the one that i thought would be the biggest douche. He is actually very cool and funny as hell.

I used to watch it during the 1st and 2nd seasons but haven't in a while. Pauly and Vinny are at least redeemable.

DiamondDave: You're asking for authenticity from a show that casts a bunch of people from Long Island as real New Jerseyians.

Only one from Long Island. There's like 3 from Staten Island, one from the Bronx, one from Jersey, one from upstate NY, and one from Rhode Island of all places. And yes, I know all that.

Really though, as much as I'm a Long Islander and enjoy giving Jersey shiat, it's like splitting hairs. Except Jersey has the jughandles, which are annoying as all hell.


uhm

Snookie is from Chile.
Ronnie is farking puerto rican
One of the chicks is half spaniard and half irish
I think there's like, only two of them who are actual italian-americans.

maq0r:
uhm

Snookie is from Chile.
Ronnie is farking puerto rican
One of the chicks is half spaniard and half irish
I think there's like, only two of them who are actual italian-americans.


Yet they're all 100% douche bags!