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(The Eagle Tribune) Dumbass When delivering cocaine after a few shots of rum, you probably shouldn't ask a cop for directions   (eagletribune.com) divider line 18
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bongmiester [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 08:00:26 AM
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maybe she wanted to get caught
 
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian
2011-10-24 01:53:35 PM
It hasn't been a problem for me so far, subster.
 
monoski
2011-10-24 01:55:42 PM
I have a friend who while lost and totally drunk stopped to ask a cop for directions; he showed how to get directly to jail.
 
A Terrible Human [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 01:57:03 PM
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BurnShrike
2011-10-24 01:57:36 PM
But the cops usually know the best places to sell coke.
 
X-Geek
2011-10-24 01:58:18 PM
The headline had me confused - what kind of a man would ever ask for directions?

/See - no good can come of it.
 
BurnShrike
2011-10-24 01:59:03 PM
X-Geek: The headline had me confused - what kind of a man would ever ask for directions?

/See - no good can come of it.

The female kind of man:

Headline: Haverhill woman asks for directions, ends up in jail
 
cgraves67
2011-10-24 02:00:53 PM
BurnShrike: X-Geek: The headline had me confused - what kind of a man would ever ask for directions?

/See - no good can come of it.

The female kind of man:

Headline: Haverhill woman asks for directions, ends up in jail

See that's the problem right there. Never have a woman make a cocaine delivery.
 
bongmiester [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 02:02:02 PM
BurnShrike: The female kind of man:


He (Debs) suspected that she had been drinking

wait, who what?
 
BurnShrike
2011-10-24 02:02:41 PM
cgraves67: BurnShrike: X-Geek: The headline had me confused - what kind of a man would ever ask for directions?

/See - no good can come of it.

The female kind of man:

Headline: Haverhill woman asks for directions, ends up in jail

See that's the problem right there. Never have a woman make a cocaine delivery.

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Bill_Wick's_Friend
2011-10-24 02:03:46 PM
Jajuga estimated the street value of the 30 grams of cocaine to be $3,000.

Jajuga pays too much for his cocaine.
 
X-Geek
2011-10-24 02:11:07 PM
BurnShrike: X-Geek: The headline had me confused - what kind of a man would ever ask for directions?

/See - no good can come of it.

The female kind of man:

Headline: Haverhill woman asks for directions, ends up in jail

I meant the FARK headline, not the article headline. Plus, it was just a joke.
 
big_hed
2011-10-24 02:35:47 PM
Dorothy O'Neil, 37, of 285 North Broadway, first floor,

First floor?
 
The_EliteOne
2011-10-24 03:09:55 PM
"Black people would never dream of talking to the Po-lice high. It's a waste of weed. Hell, I'd be afraid to talk to the cops when I'm sleepy."
 
StoPPeRmobile
2011-10-24 03:19:05 PM
The_EliteOne: "Black people would never dream of talking to the Po-lice high. It's a waste of weed. Hell, I'd be afraid to talk to the cops when I'm sleepy."

Not a good idea.
 
D135
2011-10-24 03:30:42 PM
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Jajuga estimated the street value of the 30 grams of cocaine to be $3,000.

Jajuga pays too much for his cocaine.

"white powdery substance"

I would say so
 
jmadisonbiii
2011-10-24 05:22:28 PM
O'Neil was placed under arrest after admitting to having several shots of Malibu Rum earlier in the morning

Shots early in the morning will get you every time.
 
Big_Fat_Liar
2011-10-24 05:45:12 PM
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Jajuga estimated the street value of the 30 grams of cocaine to be $3,000.

Jajuga pays too much for his cocaine.

That's a lot of money for 25 grams of cocaine.
 
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