The food was sprayed with retardant, but the diners (if they were sprayed with anything at all) would've been hit by water. nasty stagnant water.

/used to work in fire suppression

That's why you don't hire ex-pornstars.

Not the Bang Bang shrimp!

Walker: The restaurant threw out: three hamburgers, four chicken sandwiches, two chicken Caesar salads, three filet steaks, four beef kabobs, three cowboy steaks, four orders of scallops, two lobster tails, two lamb chops, three veal chops, two orders of calamari, two orders of shrimp scampi, cheese, an order of lobster macaroni and cheese, one salmon steak, an order of Bang Bang shrimp, and various soups and sauces.

Did they really need to print the name and quantity of every item that was thrown out?

Came here to say this.

On the other hand, I can see why the restaurant would detail the list to a reporter: free menu advertising.

Dan Klamm. He he

Walker: Bang Bang shrimp

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

I initially read this as "fried water", which made the headline all the more interesting.

Way to make sure you won't ever be hired for another serving job in NYC, Eddy!

I wonder why he was fired in the first place

Jake Havechek: Not the Bang Bang shrimp!
Never been to this place, but the Bang Bang shrimp at Bonefish is awesome, and most of the time the seared tuna is good too. They aren't in my area, so I usually only go there when I visit the home office in Cincinnati.

Lobster macaroni and cheese.
Day-um.

That waiter will be receiving a strongly worded letter from my attorney.

i'm guessing 36 year old with a college degree, couldn't hack it as a waiter, will try Arby's next, afte he gets out of jail

Walker: Did they really need to print the name and quantity of every item that was thrown out?

I'm wondering if the partridge in the pear tree was salvaged.

I'm sure they'll get him on a lot more than $1,000 for lost business/clean up

LargeCanine: Walker: The restaurant threw out: three hamburgers, four chicken sandwiches, two chicken Caesar salads, three filet steaks, four beef kabobs, three cowboy steaks, four orders of scallops, two lobster tails, two lamb chops, three veal chops, two orders of calamari, two orders of shrimp scampi, cheese, an order of lobster macaroni and cheese, one salmon steak, an order of Bang Bang shrimp, and various soups and sauces.

Did they really need to print the name and quantity of every item that was thrown out?

Came here to say this.

On the other hand, I can see why the restaurant would detail the list to a reporter: free menu advertising.

The restaurant threw out: three hamburgers done medium rare to perfection with a sprinkling of Gorgonzola cheese fried onions, four chicken sandwiches topped with scallions topped with a homemade chili lime mayonnaise, two chicken Caesar salads with organic free range Panko fried chicken and imported parmigiana, three dry aged filet steaks topped with truffles and our signature garlic butter, four beef kabobs with sun dried tomato, pineapple and shrimp, three cowboy steaks, four orders of scallops, two lobster tails, two lamb chops, three veal chops, two orders of calamari, two orders of shrimp scampi, cheese, an order of lobster macaroni and cheese, one salmon steak, an order of Bang Bang shrimp, and various soups and sauces.

No job and now with legal fees, he needs to spend nubianrdly.

/I'm gonna get filterpwned

Banned on the Run: No job and now with legal fees, he needs to spend nubianrdly.

/I'm gonna get filterpwned

Yup.

What's his fark handle?
When's his "/csb" moment?

H31N0US: LargeCanine: Walker: The restaurant threw out: three hamburgers, four chicken sandwiches, two chicken Caesar salads, three filet steaks, four beef kabobs, three cowboy steaks, four orders of scallops, two lobster tails, two lamb chops, three veal chops, two orders of calamari, two orders of shrimp scampi, cheese, an order of lobster macaroni and cheese, one salmon steak, an order of Bang Bang shrimp, and various soups and sauces.

Did they really need to print the name and quantity of every item that was thrown out?

Came here to say this.

On the other hand, I can see why the restaurant would detail the list to a reporter: free menu advertising.

The restaurant threw out: three hamburgers done medium rare to perfection with a sprinkling of Gorgonzola cheese fried onions, four chicken sandwiches topped with scallions topped with a homemade chili lime mayonnaise, two chicken Caesar salads with organic free range Panko fried chicken and imported parmigiana, three dry aged filet steaks topped with truffles and our signature garlic butter, four beef kabobs with sun dried tomato, pineapple and shrimp, three cowboy steaks, four orders of scallops, two lobster tails, two lamb chops, three veal chops, two orders of calamari, two orders of shrimp scampi, cheese, an order of lobster macaroni and cheese, one salmon steak, an order of Bang Bang shrimp, and various soups and sauces.

i guarantee you, gentlemen, that the $1000 tag on that food is the menu value.

that said, i'm hungry.

Walker: The restaurant threw out: three hamburgers, four chicken sandwiches, two chicken Caesar salads, three filet steaks, four beef kabobs, three cowboy steaks, four orders of scallops, two lobster tails, two lamb chops, three veal chops, two orders of calamari, two orders of shrimp scampi, cheese, an order of lobster macaroni and cheese, one salmon steak, an order of Bang Bang shrimp, and various soups and sauces.

Did they really need to print the name and quantity of every item that was thrown out?

Had to pad the wordcount somehow.

Banned on the Run: No job and now with legal fees, he needs to spend nubianrdly.

/I'm gonna get filterpwned

Why did they get rid of "attractive and successful African-American" anyway? That made for much better filterpwns.

He was en fuego.

Amateurs.

cgraves67: The food was sprayed with retardant, but the diners (if they were sprayed with anything at all) would've been hit by water. nasty stagnant water.

/used to work in fire suppression

No doubt! I work in an older warehouse, we had a forklift operator knock off a sprinkler head. First, black sludge came shooting out and then there was the smell. Gack!

/csb

How to make your day go from bad to worse in one easy step.

No no, it's not a firing alarm.

Ruined, soaked meal in a restaurant reminded me of this:

"Waiter, I'll have the white sauce."

I'm ok with this. Lol. Fun story to bring to the bar and tell your friends. " some guy pulled the fire alarm at work! Yeah, it was retarded. Literally."

We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.

Devil's Playground: Banned on the Run: No job and now with legal fees, he needs to spend nubianrdly.

/I'm gonna get filterpwned

The word you referenced has nothing to do with a certain race of humans. It's been around since the 14th century and just means stingy. It should not be considered as offensive. And yet it is.

I don't consider it offensive, nor do a great deal of other people. Only retards find it offensive.

chookbillion: Only retards find it offensive

And only nubians use the Nubian word on themselves.

Banned on the Run: No job and now with legal fees, he needs to spend nubianrdly.

/I'm gonna get filterpwned

Is that because you can't spell nubianrdly, or because they filter the N-word and misspellings of it?

/obscure?

I see. They filter misspellings of it, too. I wish they did this for commonly misspelled words, it'd make me cringe less when reading Fark. But then again, I wouldn't be as entertained.

36-year-old table jockey?

Jesus, dude. Go back to your mom's basement.

farkinjerk: I see. They filter misspellings of it, too. I wish they did this for commonly misspelled words, it'd make me cringe less when reading Fark. But then again, I wouldn't be as entertained.

They have different filters for different spellings of it. For example, using the regular spelling of the n-word still gets you "attractive and successful African-American."

HotIgneous Intruder: Lobster macaroni and cheese.
Day-um.

That waiter will be receiving a strongly worded letter from my attorney.

I never really get the mixing lobster with other things. It marginally improves the other things, and then the lobster is buried and does not taste as good.

I will take one cowboy steak please.

JonZoidberg: Jake Havechek: Not the Bang Bang shrimp!
Never been to this place, but the Bang Bang shrimp at Bonefish is awesome, and most of the time the seared tuna is good too. They aren't in my area, so I usually only go there when I visit the home office in Cincinnati.

So when you think of great seafood, your 'go to' is in Ohio? You're doing it wrong.

Sounds like he pulled the Ansell system. It's powder, not liquid. You won't get wet, but the shiat goes EVERYFARKINGWHERE!

And he will NEVER get a job in a restaurant again.

okaykleek: cgraves67: The food was sprayed with retardant, but the diners (if they were sprayed with anything at all) would've been hit by water. nasty stagnant water.

/used to work in fire suppression

No doubt! I work in an older warehouse, we had a forklift operator knock off a sprinkler head. First, black sludge came shooting out and then there was the smell. Gack!

/csb

Same thing happend at the warehouse I worked at that funky smell, you woulda thought they filled it with old toilet water

Warlordtrooper: Um this seems excessive for a false alarm, usually they just ticket you and you have to pay a fine, I don't think it was necessary to actually arrest him.

Vandalism of $700 - $1000?
So it would be OK to not arrest someone who smashed $700 - $1000 of plates in a store?

Finger51: JonZoidberg: Jake Havechek: Not the Bang Bang shrimp!
Never been to this place, but the Bang Bang shrimp at Bonefish is awesome, and most of the time the seared tuna is good too. They aren't in my area, so I usually only go there when I visit the home office in Cincinnati.

So when you think of great seafood, your 'go to' is in Ohio? You're doing it wrong.

check yesterdays thread on seafood, same in ohio as boston or kansas

Molavian: 36-year-old table jockey?

Jesus, dude. Go back to your mom's basement.

table jocky trainee

Warlordtrooper: Um this seems excessive for a false alarm, usually they just ticket you and you have to pay a fine, I don't think it was necessary to actually arrest him.

Most false alarms are just noise and an uneeded visit from the fire brigade. You can be back inside in a few minutes. This one actually caused real damage.

"Chemicals?" Water is a chemical, submitter.