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(Bleacher Report) Amusing A Patriot and a porn star? What would Belichick and Goodell say? (safe for work)   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 70
More: Amusing, Rob Gronkowski, Patriots, bye week, bleachers, Bill Belichick, Roger Goodell  
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basemetal [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 11:43:45 AM
He's just working on his endurance.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 11:47:12 AM
She says they didn't sleep together even though she really wanted him.
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 12:19:45 PM
You probably don't want to do a GIS for Bibi Jones at work.

JUST SAYIN
 
thompsonius [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 12:24:11 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey: You probably don't want to do a GIS for Bibi Jones at work.

JUST SAYIN

Too late.

/it was worth it
 
Grables'Daughter [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 12:53:30 PM
jaylectricity: She says they didn't sleep together even though she really wanted him.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
 
volfan [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 01:05:53 PM
Grables'Daughter: jaylectricity: She says they didn't sleep together even though she really wanted him.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

They just cuddled. Really!
 
Grables'Daughter [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 01:22:49 PM
volfan: Grables'Daughter: jaylectricity: She says they didn't sleep together even though she really wanted him.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

They just cuddled. Really!

They may have done that, too...
 
brap [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 01:52:31 PM
"On a football team it's not the strength of the individual players but it is the strength of the unit and how it functions."

"When you get wet, it usually means something good."

- Bill Belichick, surprisingly on the mark, even when taken out of context.
 
Don't Tongue the Reaper!
2011-10-24 02:07:22 PM
Does he wax his chest?
 
Arkanaut
2011-10-24 02:08:13 PM
Grables'Daughter: jaylectricity: She says they didn't sleep together even though she really wanted him.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Wasn't a whole lot of sleeping, if you know what I mean.
 
IlGreven
2011-10-24 02:11:59 PM
Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Does he wax his chest?

No, I believe that's a symptom of the 'roids he's taking.

/j/k
 
keylock71 [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 02:13:52 PM
And?

If I were a professional football player, I'd be tagging porn stars, too... and not just in the bye week.

...and as far as porn starts go, that one looks like there's still a bit of tread left on the tires.
 
meh.
2011-10-24 02:14:24 PM
If you are a guy and you have twitter account, following her is why--if you are a guy, you should have a twitter account.
 
Yanks_RSJ
2011-10-24 02:21:35 PM
I was impressed when he was tweeting with Kate Upton, not this dime-a-dozen, fake-boobed bottle-blonde skank.
 
Adolf Oliver Nipples [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 02:23:32 PM
They're both whoring their bodies for money, so I'd imagine they get along famously.
 
Grables'Daughter [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 02:24:46 PM
Arkanaut: Grables'Daughter: jaylectricity: She says they didn't sleep together even though she really wanted him.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Wasn't a whole lot of sleeping, if you know what I mean.

Good point.
 
Lost Thought 00
2011-10-24 02:26:31 PM
If you punish players for their choice on consort, you may as well shut down the whole league.
 
All_Farked_Up
2011-10-24 02:28:24 PM
At least he wasn't drinking in the dugout on the sidelines during the game
 
All_Farked_Up
2011-10-24 02:29:13 PM
Meant All_Farked_Up: At least he wasn't drinking in the dugout on the sidelines during the game

FIFM
 
Killer Cars
2011-10-24 02:30:04 PM
Is Tedy Bruschi going to pop a vessel or two over this one? THIS IS NOT THE PATRIOT WAY.
 
Treygreen13 [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 02:38:19 PM
Killer Cars: Is Tedy Bruschi going to pop a vessel or two over this one? THIS IS NOT THE PATRIOT WAY.

Doubt it. Tweeting that you're impressed by the offense - GET OFF TWITTER AND READ YOUR PLAYBOOK! Posing shirtless with a porn star - WHEN I PLAYED FOR THE PATRIOTS I WAS ON THE PATRIOTS LOOK AT ME I'M TEDY BRUSCHI I HAD A STROKE ONCE LOOK AT ME PATRIOTS PATRIOTS PATRIOTS STROKE PATRIOTS AMERICA TEDY WITH ONE D PATRIOTS.
 
macadamnut
2011-10-24 02:48:23 PM
I'd gronk it.
 
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 02:53:24 PM
I don't see it as that big of a deBIBI JONES?!! THAT RAT BASTARD!!! I HOPE THE STEELERS DROP A SIXTYBURGER ON THE PATS NEXT SUNDAY!!! >:O

*throws chair through window, cries*
 
Hardy-r-r
2011-10-24 02:56:18 PM
Good for him.

She's more of a slot receiver than a tight end.
 
A Fark Handle
2011-10-24 02:57:23 PM
so?
 
mavrickatubc
2011-10-24 02:57:43 PM
TOUCHDOWN!
 
KingKauff [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 02:59:10 PM
Hardy-r-r: Good for him.

She's more of a slot receiver than a tight end.

More likely a wide receiver
 
Dog Welder
2011-10-24 03:03:57 PM
Did he fix the cable?
 
mentallo69
2011-10-24 03:05:47 PM
never heard of her, cant wait to GIS it when I get home.
 
Moopy Mac
2011-10-24 03:08:14 PM
Belichick doesn't care, he's already nailed all of his friends' wives.
 
Killer Cars
2011-10-24 03:09:36 PM
Treygreen13: WHEN I PLAYED FOR THE PATRIOTS I WAS ON THE PATRIOTS LOOK AT ME I'M TEDY BRUSCHI I HAD A STROKE ONCE LOOK AT ME PATRIOTS PATRIOTS PATRIOTS STROKE PATRIOTS AMERICA TEDY WITH ONE D PATRIOTS.

I'm wondering if we're going to have an awkward Jeremy Roenick-type moment if he's on air if/when the Patriots win their next Super Bowl.
 
keylock71 [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 03:47:01 PM
Killer Cars: I'm wondering if we're going to have an awkward Jeremy Roenick-type moment if he's on air if/when the Patriots win their next Super Bowl.

Every Jeremy Roenick moment is awkward.

Seriously, who told this guy he could do commentary? It's actually painful watching him flib and flub his way through broadcasts.

He made Darren McCarty look like a Rhodes Scholar...
 
Tommy Moo
2011-10-24 03:49:50 PM
I wonder if you date a porn star if she stops, uh... "working" during the relationship.
 
papatex [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 03:55:56 PM
KingKauff: Hardy-r-r: Good for him.

She's more of a slot receiver than a tight end.

More likely a wide receiver

Don't care, I'd thread the needle to that receiver

/wait
//by needle I mean
///forget it....
 
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T
2011-10-24 04:07:10 PM
keylock71: Killer Cars: I'm wondering if we're going to have an awkward Jeremy Roenick-type moment if he's on air if/when the Patriots win their next Super Bowl.

Every Jeremy Roenick moment is awkward.

Seriously, who told this guy he could do commentary? It's actually painful watching him flib and flub his way through broadcasts.

He made Darren McCarty look like a Rhodes Scholar...

Stop picking on JR, you're making him sad:
www.ridethepine.com
 
groppet
2011-10-24 04:10:28 PM
Hey good for him. If I was a football player I would have a myriad of porn stars giving me blumpkins, tossin salad and giving anal rain dances............just sayin
 
deadsanta
2011-10-24 04:38:40 PM
So he's seeing a girl who charges money for sex? And that's a good thing? We had a name for those girls when I was a kid, lemme see...
 
The Crepes of Wrath
2011-10-24 04:42:43 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey: You probably don't want to do a GIS for Bibi Jones at work.

JUST SAYIN

She's quite the attractive lass.
 
yeegrek
2011-10-24 04:51:09 PM
I've seen her in action. She really doesn't seem to enjoy farking that much. She makes it almost look like a chore. But its as much about saying you farked someone that hot as the act itself.
 
Treygreen13 [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 04:53:05 PM
deadsanta: So he's seeing a girl who charges money for sex? And that's a good thing? We had a name for those girls when I was a kid, lemme see...

Mom?
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2011-10-24 05:01:53 PM
 
fatalvenom
2011-10-24 05:28:30 PM
Tommy Moo: I wonder if you date a porn star if she stops, uh... "working" during the relationship.

Vince Chase approves.
 
Polish Hussar
2011-10-24 05:33:26 PM
robsul82: Gronkowski carries one of his jerseys around with him "for times like this," which is both terrible and hilarious. (new window)

I fail to see how this is terrible in any way.
 
Flappyhead
2011-10-24 05:40:27 PM
KingKauff: Hardy-r-r: Good for him.

She's more of a slot receiver than a tight end.

More likely a wide receiver

I'll bet she never has any trouble with double coverage.
 
Calm Down You Spaz
2011-10-24 05:42:42 PM
Why have in ever heard of her?
 
Calm Down You Spaz
2011-10-24 05:45:09 PM
Back from a quick gis... Yeah those are real and spectacular
 
skinink
2011-10-24 06:16:08 PM
I wonder how many times during sex with him she's yelled out Tom Brady's name.
 
4NSpy
2011-10-24 06:19:16 PM
skinink: I wonder how many times during sex with him she's yelled out Tom Brady's name.

I would take it as a compliment.
 
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body
2011-10-24 06:24:02 PM

Belichick probably wouldn't have a problem with it...

...as long as he was allowed to film it.


www.backstreetmerch.com
 
lakrfool
2011-10-24 06:36:12 PM
skinink: I wonder how many times during sex with him she's yelled out Tom Brady's name.

I wonder how many times during sex Tom Brady yells out Tom Brady's name??

/"TOM BRADY!!!"
 
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