Well yeah, one is voluntary and the other infectious.

These aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.

Please Use Lube: Mindless #OccupyZombies?

Sounds like a pro-Obama crowd. It's too bad he won't win the next election ;(

Ya jumped the gun; 1/10

in before the "aren't zombies played out" posts

WTF Guinness, there were reps at this years Minneapolis Zombie Pub Crawl who said we broke the the records for the St Paul park gathering with 4900 (just at that one park, an estimated 24000 attended). Update your shiat.

Please Use Lube: Mindless #OccupyZombies?

Sounds like a pro-Obama crowd. It's too bad he won't win the next election ;(

When a republican takes office and the apocalypse commences, that's when we will get to see real cracking open of skulls and feasting upon the delicious gooey brains inside.

The first national Tea Party convention drew 600 people. The national furry convention draws about 3500 per year

Please Use Lube: Mindless #OccupyZombies?

Sounds like a pro-Obama crowd. It's too bad he won't win the next election ;(

Remember the rules of Fark. Any criticism of Great Leader is automatically a troll. Dissent will not be tolerated.

Some of those people got wayyyy too into it. But I did like the zombie marching band.

Bag of Hammers: in before the "aren't zombies played out" posts

I just did a zombie run this weekend, and it was goddamn fantastic. I did not survive.

Zombie Whored?

jdmac: Please Use Lube: Mindless #OccupyZombies?

Sounds like a pro-Obama crowd. It's too bad he won't win the next election ;(

Remember the rules of Fark. Any criticism of Great Leader is automatically a troll. Dissent will not be tolerated.

For your follow-up, why don't you tell us how your feel about the OWS movement..

/so as to, you know, be at least tangentially on topic while you derp about politics

There was plenty of overlap. I took these yesterday:




My friend took this one:


/it turns out brains taste like unflavored Jello
//I was disappointed

Please Use Lube: Mindless #OccupyZombies?

Sounds like a pro-Obama crowd. It's too bad he won't win the next election ;(

HAHAHAHAHA!!



But seriously, Obama-will-lose predictions on Fark (new window). Let me show you one Fark staple.



/thank you for your statisticals
//screenshot taken

PanicMan: I just did a zombie run this weekend, and it was goddamn fantastic. I did not survive.

Came here for this! I had a great time, but I didn't get caught in the traffic.

The Incredible Sexual Egg: I'm doing one in May. Can you give any advice to make it out alive?

Train for hills. Football drills. You're going to be dodging past zombies, likely in close confines. I think those "juke and spin around a guy" football moves would come in real handy. Also, don't run alone. It's harder for them to focus if you come at them en masse.

And don't double wrap your flags. Or hide them under your cloths. 'Cause that makes you a dick.

TDWCom29: The first national Tea Party convention drew 600 people. The national furry convention draws about 3500 per year

In Worcester, MA, the largest crowd Occupy Worcester gathered was about 200 people. The openning of a new Wegmans super market drew 25,000.

"In anticipation of the large zombie crowd, RTD shut down its free mall ride from 2 to 5 p.m."

This may be my favorite line from an article ever.

This proves that even in Denver most people are stupid. I'm getting more respect for #occupy every day, and less for the rest of us.

Wakefire: There was plenty of overlap. I took these yesterday:
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My friend took this one:
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/it turns out brains taste like unflavored Jello
//I was disappointed

Agreed, I was at the protest on Saturday, and there were plenty of zombies in the march. It was alot tamer this week since they moved into the center of civic center park. Only a few state troopers and bicycle cops this time.


/Attn Wall Street: Your mom had no problem being occupied.
//^My sign

Wakefire: There was plenty of overlap. I took these yesterday:
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My friend took this one:
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/it turns out brains taste like unflavored Jello
//I was disappointed

I'm thinking the guy protesting Wall Street in your third picture realized shortly after this picture was taken that he was standing up for 98% of Americans who were too dumb/stupid/lazy to do it themselves, but who found enough motivation to spend money on fake blood, etc. to look like zombies and parade around.

The next day he went back to school to major in Finance.

The Incredible Sexual Egg: I'm doing one in May. Can you give any advice to make it out alive?

Stay in the pack. If you get ahead of a group, wait for them to catch up. You'll enounter hordes of fast zombies, going alone is suicide. Even though it's fake, being chased dumps adrenaline into your system, and sucks your energy. After the big horde scare events, everybody walked the next quarter mile panting. And the lake is so so cold. Completely sucks your energy. I'm not fast, my normal flat ground 5K time is about 30 minutes. This took me 50.

Lots of people actually got hurt, so be careful.

fireclown: Came here for this! I had a great time, but I didn't get caught in the traffic.

What wave did you do? We were in the 1030 wave, we sat in about a mile of traffic for an hour. By the time we left around 2, the traffic was 4 miles.

PanicMan: What wave did you do? We were in the 1030 wave, we sat in about a mile of traffic for an hour. By the time we left around 2, the traffic was 4 miles.

1:00, but I got there around 8AM. I left about 4. No outgoing traffic to speak of, but the incoming traffic went back about 2 - 4 miles. A lot of folks didn't make their start times, but the organizers are giving them free admission to future runs. If I go next year, I might camp.

fireclown: PanicMan: What wave did you do? We were in the 1030 wave, we sat in about a mile of traffic for an hour. By the time we left around 2, the traffic was 4 miles.

1:00, but I got there around 8AM. I left about 4. No outgoing traffic to speak of, but the incoming traffic went back about 2 - 4 miles. A lot of folks didn't make their start times, but the organizers are giving them free admission to future runs. If I go next year, I might camp.

Er, I meant we didn't hit any traffic driving out, but passed 4 miles of irritated looking people trying to get in. that's cool they're letting people run later. Camping would be fun too.

So, if 1,000 = 99%, does that means that the zombies are the 1,188%?

Wow. Lotta zombie haters here. Jeez, it's just like a giant Halloween block party. How dumb. Oh, except it raises canned food donations for the local food bank.

Wakefire: There was plenty of overlap. I took these yesterday:

/it turns out brains taste like unflavored Jello
//I was disappointed

I was in the Organ Trail race earlier in the day. Saw those guys too. Good times! Oh, and next year try the brains appetizer at the Tilted Kilt. Hollowed out cauliflower filled with guacamole with chips.

/Went as a "survivor"

Well, the zombies are probably having a better year.

jdmac: Please Use Lube: Mindless #OccupyZombies?

Sounds like a pro-Obama crowd. It's too bad he won't win the next election ;(

Remember the rules of Fark. Any criticism of Great Leader is automatically a troll. Dissent will not be tolerated.

Nnnnyes, it's true, you absolutely never see liberal posters here compaining about Obama's policies or his constant caving to the Republicans...

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That was pretty fun, I went as a zombie member of the Dharma Initiative. The estimate keeps going crazy though, but there were a shiat-ton of zombies