Grables'Daughter: Hardwood floors here.

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angry_scientist: Grables'Daughter: Hardwood floors here.

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Total deforestation.

I like this guy's persistence

Grables'Daughter: Hardwood floors here.

Hardwoods are nice.
Or perhaps a little runner down the hallway.

Is this one of the floors in email threads....if so eip

KingoftheCheese: Grables'Daughter: Hardwood floors here.

Me too.

Wait...we are talking about our homes, right?

I totally spent too much time thinking of that. Not that, but, well you know

Grables'Daughter: Hardwood floors here.

Dear Grables'Daughter,
How YOU doin'?

Signed,

Grables'Daughter: Hardwood floors here.

You may want to say something like bare floors. Hardwood makes me think you've got something else going on down there.

That's nothing. These are the very same con artists that tricked a man into getting stuck in a children's swing with the promise of a $100 payoff. Will the Vallejo crime spree ever stop?

Rug burns?

The amended complaint adds two felony counts of sexual battery by restraint and one misdemeanor count of indecent exposure to these charges based on the first eight victims: two felony counts of sexual battery by restraint, two felony counts of forcible rape, two felony counts of sexual penetration by a FOREIGN OBJECT force, and one felony count each of attempted forcible rape, distributing pornography to a minor, attempted forcible oral copulation, and one misdemeanor count each of false imprisonment and indecent exposure with sentencing enhancement allegations for committing a sexual offense against more than one victim

Modified wooden toilet paper holder?

Grables'Daughter: Hardwood floors here.

So what you're saying is that it's cold against your feet in the morning?

cgraves67: Grables'Daughter: Hardwood floors here.

You may want to say something like bare floors. Hardwood makes me think you've got something else going on down there.

As long as they don't say anything about construction or renovations, you're safe.

You see before you Saeid, a mere shadow of a man, pushed to the brink of starvation by his clever victimized customers.

Grables'Daughter: Hardwood floors here.

Does hardwoods as well as carpet

Boustana...huh?

/liquor in the front, poker in the rear

What about the tapestries? Where they there to see them?

Or was there a plethora of pinyattas?

Or where they under the floor boards right now?

\ the last one isn't obscure

Jane Doe #10 declined and left the store. While the victim was driving home, Maralan is accused of calling her and telling her he felt energy between them. He is accused calling her repeatedly over the next few days and asking her out to dinner, to which Jane Doe #10 finally agreed.

Today's lesson: if the woman you're harassing keeps saying "no", just keep calling. She'll give in eventually.

Why didn't the first woman that he did this to have him thrown in jail? Why did it take 11?

Thisbymaster: Why didn't the first woman that he did this to have him thrown in jail? Why did it take 11?

Women never do anything by themselves. You ever seen just one woman go to the powder room?

Grables'Daughter: Hardwood floors here.

THAT was funny, good one GD

:)

He is accused of locking the doors and trying to touch and kiss her. After 10 minutes of Jane Doe #10 asking the defendant to unlock the doors, Maralan is accused of unlocking the doors and meeting the victim on the passenger side of the vehicle. He is accused of forcing himself on her, wrapping his arms around her tightly so she could not escape, and kissing her. The defendant is accused of rubbing his erect penis against her body through his clothing. He is accused of asking Jane Doe #10 for "love" and to go back to her place. The victim told him "no" and was able to release herself from his grasp and leave the scene.

Smooth bro.

Grables'Daughter: cgraves67: Grables'Daughter: Hardwood floors here.

You may want to say something like bare floors. Hardwood makes me think you've got something else going on down there.

Who ever describes a house as having bare floors?

Nope, it's hardwood flooring all the way, baby.

So, both doors are nice and smooth?

angry_scientist: Grables'Daughter: cgraves67: Grables'Daughter: Hardwood floors here.

You may want to say something like bare floors. Hardwood makes me think you've got something else going on down there.

Who ever describes a house as having bare floors?

Nope, it's hardwood flooring all the way, baby.

So, both doors are nice and smooth?

OK, just to be clear --- we're talking about Janet's pussy, right?

Virtue: Grables'Daughter [TotalFark] Quote 2011-10-24 03:21:45 PM
Banned on the Run: angry_scientist: Grables'Daughter: cgraves67: Grables'Daughter: Hardwood floors here.

You may want to say something like bare floors. Hardwood makes me think you've got something else going on down there.

Who ever describes a house as having bare floors?

Nope, it's hardwood flooring all the way, baby.

So, both doors are nice and smooth?

OK, just to be clear --- we're talking about Janet's pussy, right?

Who?



Oddly timed Rocky Horror Picture show reference?

Damnit Janet!


/coming!

macross87: Virtue: Grables'Daughter [TotalFark] Quote 2011-10-24 03:21:45 PM
Banned on the Run: angry_scientist: Grables'Daughter: cgraves67: Grables'Daughter: Hardwood floors here.

You may want to say something like bare floors. Hardwood makes me think you've got something else going on down there.

Who ever describes a house as having bare floors?

Nope, it's hardwood flooring all the way, baby.

So, both doors are nice and smooth?

OK, just to be clear --- we're talking about Janet's pussy, right?

Who?



Oddly timed Rocky Horror Picture show reference?

Damnit Janet!


/coming!

Hell, I was thinking Janet and Chrissy on Three's Company - come and knock on our door.
I mean, they always managed to get things confused on that show.

/Never managed to make it through the entire Rocky Horror movie.

Banned on the Run: angry_scientist: Grables'Daughter: cgraves67: Grables'Daughter: Hardwood floors here.

You may want to say something like bare floors. Hardwood makes me think you've got something else going on down there.

Who ever describes a house as having bare floors?

Nope, it's hardwood flooring all the way, baby.

So, both doors are nice and smooth?

OK, just to be clear --- we're talking about Janet's pussy, right?

You derail a fantastic Thread In Progress, for what! For what! I'm at work and I can't even think straight anymore. Good. Day. Sir!

Grables'Daughter: Hardwood floors here.

I like to eat off the floor. :)

Grables'Daughter: cgraves67: Grables'Daughter: Hardwood floors here.

You may want to say something like bare floors. Hardwood makes me think you've got something else going on down there.

Who ever describes a house as having bare floors?

Nope, it's hardwood flooring all the way, baby.

Stained concrete floors polished to a high sheen. You should check it out.