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(Sun Sentinel) Florida "Stranger passed out, vomited in woman's apartment" Or, as they call it in Gainesville: Saturday night   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 12
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2011-10-23 09:57:39 PM
Never vomit in a woman's apartment. That's how they get pregnant.
 
2011-10-23 11:29:17 PM
Less Than Jake sure has hit on hard times.
 
2011-10-23 11:35:52 PM
Must have been a Gators game that night.

Oh, wait. College frat boys don't need an excuse to get drunk.

Carry on.
 
NFD [TotalFark]
2011-10-23 11:47:09 PM
Submitter obviously doesn't live there. Every night there's a stranger passed out in some woman's apartment, college kid or older. That place is more white trash than people care to admit, there's no credit or gratitude towards the university beyond the bucks it draws in for the football games.
 
2011-10-23 11:49:46 PM
"amateur"

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2011-10-24 12:04:05 AM
I went to Gainesville once for spring break. I know, you're not supposed to go to Gainesville. But we were drunk, we didn't care.
 
2011-10-24 12:09:58 AM
*checks to make sure her dad hasn't wandered off to Florida*
 
2011-10-24 12:38:57 AM
Nice smirk there Ryan
 
2011-10-24 07:56:33 AM
Can they prove it was his vomit? Can they dust for vomit?
 
2011-10-24 09:02:51 AM
cryinoutloud: I went to Gainesville once for spring break. I know, you're not supposed to go to Gainesville. But we were drunk, we didn't care.

As a Hogtown native, I always enjoyed the idiots looking for gainesville beach. Dude, we're 60 miles from either coast... and the Hogtown creek doesn't have a beach...
 
2011-10-24 09:04:28 AM
ladylaurel18: Oh, wait. College frat boys don't need an excuse to get drunk.

Because we all know that every male who drinks and does something stupid in a college town must be in a fraternity.
 
2011-10-24 01:39:19 PM
As someone who was a part of several (okay, more than that) roving house parties along W. University and 3rd St. in my college days, this headline is 100% accurate.
 
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