On a cell phone?

Great. Now the kid's gonna' get brain cancer.

Her mother is fat. Haha, fat.

We're done here. Close this topic.

elffster: Aww....cool..buy that kid an ice cream..



you know what flavor, right?

Boot to the Head?

Meanwhile, when I was 3 or 4, I crank called Australia....

Oh brrrrother now the kid'll be milking it for the rest of his life.

And I'm gonna need to see a birth certificate on this "two" year old.... long form.

What's with kids and being so smart these days? Shiat, when I was two, I was running around the house naked when company was over.

/then again, they missed out on the 90s, so nyah.

FTA: "On Thursday, Larissa Taylor fell next to her 8-month-old daughter's bed and was lying in a way that stopped her from breathing"


That must have been a pretty big lie.

Amos Quito: FTA: "On Thursday, Larissa Taylor fell next to her 8-month-old daughter's bed and was lying in a way that stopped her from breathing"


That must have been a pretty big lie.

It would have been easier to bereave.

Awwwwww..... that's soooo sweet!

Stupid kid can't even dial 911.

Note to self: clear cellphone log so the last call shown isn't "Mexican women and their donkeys Chat Line".

Amos Quito: FTA: "On Thursday, Larissa Taylor fell next to her 8-month-old daughter's bed and was lying in a way that stopped her from breathing"


That must have been a pretty big lie.

10 bucks says fattie never takes her medications.

/Diabetes really IS a manageable condition if you take your medications, eat right, try to get a bit of exercise in, and don't indulge in stupid habits (ie. drugs, excessive drinking, etc.).
//Don't have it; runs in my family, so I know PLENTY of people who do

SapperInTexas: Amos Quito: FTA: "On Thursday, Larissa Taylor fell next to her 8-month-old daughter's bed and was lying in a way that stopped her from breathing"


That must have been a pretty big lie.

It would have been easier to bereave.


But would she still respect her in the mourning?

hicksfa2: Amos Quito: FTA: "On Thursday, Larissa Taylor fell next to her 8-month-old daughter's bed and was lying in a way that stopped her from breathing"


That must have been a pretty big lie.

10 bucks says fattie never takes her medications.

/Diabetes really IS a manageable condition if you take your medications, eat right, try to get a bit of exercise in, and don't indulge in stupid habits (ie. drugs, excessive drinking, etc.).
//Don't have it; runs in my family, so I know PLENTY of people who do


Type 1 or type 2?

dog dials 911.
dogs > kids

KarmaSpork: My youngest called 911 and ran to the neighbors when I got burned over 40% of my body. She was three.

Kids rock.

/until they become teenagers




Yours?

/jk
/JK!
/Jeeze!

KarmaSpork: My youngest called 911 and ran to the neighbors when I got burned over 40% of my body. She was three.

Kids rock.

/until they become teenagers

Wow. That's amazing.

slc11082: 5 bucks says the fat Mexican mom is unmarried and her mother is under 50.

That's no bet; that's a sure thing.

/not sure what the big deal is about this story. If that kid hadn't made the call I'm sure her other 12 kids would have.

//Ándele...... arrrrrrrrrrriba!!!

That's freakin unreal. Most people don't understand that they're quite aware at a very young age because nothing unique usually happens when your that young. I can recall very vivid memories from age 4 because I had my appendix out. It was so rare for that to happen to someone 4 I could have died from the rupture before a doctor actually checking for that. I remember how aware I was at that time (being 4) and it blows my mind now.

Amos Quito: hicksfa2: Amos Quito: FTA: "On Thursday, Larissa Taylor fell next to her 8-month-old daughter's bed and was lying in a way that stopped her from breathing"


That must have been a pretty big lie.

10 bucks says fattie never takes her medications.

/Diabetes really IS a manageable condition if you take your medications, eat right, try to get a bit of exercise in, and don't indulge in stupid habits (ie. drugs, excessive drinking, etc.).
//Don't have it; runs in my family, so I know PLENTY of people who do


Type 1 or type 2?

Mostly Type-II, though I have one who is Type-I. I've already had one aunt pass away due to complications from Type-I diabetes after she went a week refusing to take her medication, go to dialysis, or adjust her diet; because she didn't give a shiat about her health.

It really is a manageable disease. You just have to stay on top of your game, and realize it's not a goddamn joke.

slc11082: 5 bucks says the fat Mexican mom is unmarried and her mother is under 50.

Yep, just as I suspected... a sucker's bet.

fta: On Thursday, Larissa Taylor fell next to her 8-month-old daughter's bed and was lying in a way that stopped her from breathing.

Her 2-year-old daughter, Lia Vega, picked

/The name "Larissa" is also a good clue there ain't a lot of Father's Day celebrations at that address.

PsiChick: Anyone else think that kid should get the world's most awesome ice cream cone?

/Since she's two, strawberry with pink sprinkles and a pink-dyed cone should do.
//Little girls LOVE pink.


Ice cream cone? With all that high fructose corn syrup?

You want the kid to be a diabetic as well?

Bathia_Mapes: If you RTA, it appears as though the little girl's mother wasn't aware she was diabetic at the time of her collapse. The article indicates that the doctors at the hospital diagnosed her as having diabetes.

no the articles doesn't. (at least not anymore.)

tfa says: Taylor was taken to the hospital, where doctors informed her she had several seizures because she was hypoglycemic and diabetic. Her low blood-sugar level triggered the seizures.

untreated (or undiagnosed) diabetes leads to high blood sugar. hypoglycemia (low blood sugar) is a reaction to too much insulin or not enough food.

high blood sugar over YEARS leads to blindness, gangrene, impotence and such. high blood sugar is RARELY an emergency. (eventually, you go into a coma.)

low blood sugar causes diabetic cops to drive into donut shops, diabetic dads dancing naked on the roof, tossing babbies into lakes and fat moms to pass out next to sissy's bed. i don't buy any of that "lying in a way that stopped her from breathing" BS.

this case is a shame, but it looks like darwin already missed his chance with Larissa, twice.

slc11082: 5 bucks says the fat Mexican mom is unmarried and her mother is under 50.

Texas, where I'm from, has the highest rate of 24 year old grandmothers.

Awesome 100%

- kid watches and learns/is taught about trichorder device.
- multi generation family that is close knit exists (yay +1)
- mom goes down
- kid realizes "whoa, shiat jes' got real" Better do something.
- kid reacts with powerful tool (communication)
- mom lives to love kid and gramma some more
- win-win-win

Made me youtube a little Bob Marley "One Love"

I usually act the Fark guy, but not today I don't.
Good job little one, hopefully life smiles on you.

/Hugs nephew and plays Indaina Jones LEGO with him.

And since when did Penn Jillette start having babies???

apparently cats can dial 911 too.

I'll see what I can dig up on monkeys.

Bathia_Mapes: Amos Quito: PsiChick: Anyone else think that kid should get the world's most awesome ice cream cone?

/Since she's two, strawberry with pink sprinkles and a pink-dyed cone should do.
//Little girls LOVE pink.


Ice cream cone? With all that high fructose corn syrup?

You want the kid to be a diabetic as well?

I have two cartons of ice cream in my freezer, one Tillamook brand, one Haagen-Dazs. Neither of them contain HFCS.


Thanks for checking.

I remember calling 911 for my dad when I was little. He was conscious and telling me what to do, but I was still terrified.

Maybe she wouldn't have diabetes if she climbed on the treadmill once in a while, I also know for a fact that people have incredibly poor eating habits. keep eating a fast food joints you morons see if you live to see 60.

As a small token to thank her daughter for saving her life, Taylor said she's allowing her to get away with a few things she usually wouldn't have.

Yes, reward your daughter for saving your life with lack of discipline. Can't afford an ice-cream cone? Or will momma fattie just eat it?

Sure is a lot of hate in this thread.

/I sound fat and possibly Mexican