Ah, Wife Beater. Is there anything it can't do?

Funny, I just had a Stella Artois with dinner.

The beer has nothing to do with it... I doubt the dog was drunk "moments later."

But if he bit the kid because the kid reached over the fence and touched him, I agree, the dog shouldn't be put down. Who reaches over a fence and grabs a strange dog?

But the owner was ordered put down for giving the dog beer, right?

Now let me see.

It's Sunday night, so we may not get the whole cast, but I'd expect:
- Bull Terriers are lovely dogs. My little girl wouldn't harm a fly (with picture of ugly, slavering cur)
- It's the fault of the beer. Alcohol is the spawn of Satan.
- The little bastard had it coming, because he made a move near an unknown dog.

and so on.

Why do you idiots insist on keeping dangerous animals as pets?

Ich bin Müder

Tillmaster: Now let me see.

It's Sunday night, so we may not get the whole cast, but I'd expect:
- Bull Terriers are lovely dogs. My little girl wouldn't harm a fly (with picture of ugly, slavering cur)
- It's the fault of the beer. Alcohol is the spawn of Satan.
- The little bastard had it coming, because he made a move near an unknown dog.

and so on.

Why do you idiots insist on keeping dangerous animals as pets?

Ich bin Müder

Why do you idiots insist on keeping dangerous children as pets?

This thread is going to turn into a pitch battle between the "pit bull are demon spawn terrors" and beer snobs. It's like watching England play France, you just can't root for a winner.

elffster: I tried a Stella and i was Hella not impressed. Fark you, Lager...Fark you in very bad places.


If the bottle has no Monk, then its just funk.



Approves.

Also, when I was a kid, I walked up and tried to grab a strange cat and got my arm shredded. My mom told me I was an idiot, and I was (and still am, but that's another story...). At no point did she try and claim it was the animal's fault, because it wasn't.

skinink: But the owner was ordered put down for giving the dog beer, right?

the dog just has to attend weekly al-anon meetings.

Tillmaster: Now let me see.

It's Sunday night, so we may not get the whole cast, but I'd expect:
- Bull Terriers are lovely dogs. My little girl wouldn't harm a fly (with picture of ugly, slavering cur)
- It's the fault of the beer. Alcohol is the spawn of Satan.
- The little bastard had it coming, because he made a move near an unknown dog.

and so on.

Why do you idiots insist on keeping dangerous animals as pets?

Ich bin Müder

It's Fark. No one will have anything bad to say about alcohol, at least on general. You will get more beer snobs though.

uhmm.. seriously? Humans can't handle their own god damn beer, you expect a dog 1/3rd (or much less in the case of many farkers) to be able to handle the same shiat? These are the animals who could die if you feed them a bar of chocolate!

Chances are the reason the boy reached over the fence and put both hands on the dog..was BECAUSE he knew the dog was well tempered and friendly.

The full blame is on the uncle and I would be surprised if someone didn't attempt to charge him with animal cruelty. I hope the civil case strips him of what little money he has.

Put the owner and the dog down. To prevent it in the future.

Dogs who bite people don't necessarily need put down. In this case, beat the shiat out of it to instill a healthy understanding of which species is dominant. Dogs are pack animals, they will get the message. Its not really that cruel as some might think. This is in fact normal behavior among pack animals.

Approves

WOW from the sound of it the mother is doing everything she can to ruin that kid. farking kid is old enough not to fark with someone's dog.

Stella Artois is so nasty, I'd bite someone's face off if it was poured down my throat. The only good thing about that beer is the commercial with Adrian Brody.

That's not too bad for a dog bite wound.

When I was 5, I decided it was a good idea to lay on top of my grandmother's pekepoo. The dog was having none of that. Nearly lost an eye and had a wound much worse than this kid. By the way, here's a picture of a dog that looks similar to the vicious animal that attacked me as a child:



/I was a little terror, and I completely deserved it.
//I blame a human in this case, too.

It's okay, I'd just shoot that damn dog. If it bites, it dies. Either the state can do it, or I. This is why dogs like this breed are BANNED in my city and in the state of Ohio, owners are required to hold a $100,000 liability insurance policy. In Ohio, if you own one, you pay for it. If people want to waste their money on one, go ahead, but if that dog ever even comes close to threatening me, my family, or my friends, it's going to die.

The Madd Mann:

Also, when I was a kid, I walked up and tried to grab a strange cat and got my arm shredded. My mom told me I was an idiot, and I was (and still am, but that's another story...). At no point did she try and claim it was the animal's fault, because it wasn't.

Same here, only replace 'arm shredded' with 'almost scratched my eye out'.

zvoidx: [img41.imageshack.us image 224x308]

Serious... You stole my thunder... I was pondering the string of events.. Not like the dog was a street cur, hot like the car scene on Cujo. He did desire thirst slacking, etc., but Stella would not have been my first choice

You took the cheap way out with a crappy pic.

/seriously, add more value.
//One of my favorite plays.

I hate the bullshiat way every dog is a blessed part of the family...until the dog snaps and mauls a kid (hopefully one from its' own home). Then of course it isn't "Huh, maybe these dogs ARE dangerous...we might want to rethink having them in our neighborhoods", it is "Well THAT is an example of a bad dog owner! Don't blame all the dogs because of that bad owner!".

Put the dog and the owner down.

While you're at it put Stella Artois down too, it is nasty pisswater masquerading as something better than it really is.

I'm posting this without wanting replies.

They are the "Red cars get pulled over more" of dogs.

No, :
They don't have locking jaws.
They don't have the most bite force.
They don't score the lowest on temperament tests.

Give me a baseball bat and a Pit during 99.9% of home invasions and I will show you a house hold that doesn't need a gun.

supayoda: That's not too bad for a dog bite wound.

When I was 5, I decided it was a good idea to lay on top of my grandmother's pekepoo. The dog was having none of that. Nearly lost an eye and had a wound much worse than this kid. By the way, here's a picture of a dog that looks similar to the vicious animal that attacked me as a child:

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/I was a little terror, and I completely deserved it.
//I blame a human in this case, too.

A "peekepoo"?

And he almost blinded/took your life....

I bet you shat your pants when you watched the movie "Chucky".

nativefloridian Quote 2011-10-23 09:48:00 PM
The Madd Mann:

Also, when I was a kid, I walked up and tried to grab a strange cat and got my arm shredded. My mom told me I was an idiot, and I was (and still am, but that's another story...). At no point did she try and claim it was the animal's fault, because it wasn't.

Same here, only replace 'arm shredded' with 'almost scratched my eye out'.

Reminded me of one of my favorite Mark Twain quotes, "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way."

seadoo2006: It's okay, I'd just shoot that damn dog. If it bites, it dies. Either the state can do it, or I. This is why dogs like this breed are BANNED in my city and in the state of Ohio, owners are required to hold a $100,000 liability insurance policy. In Ohio, if you own one, you pay for it. If people want to waste their money on one, go ahead, but if that dog ever even comes close to threatening me, my family, or my friends, it's going to die.

Which is fine, because when I come across fark-tards like yourself, I usually put them down too.

seadoo2006: It's okay, I'd just shoot that damn dog. If it bites, it dies. Either the state can do it, or I. This is why dogs like this breed are BANNED in my city and in the state of Ohio, owners are required to hold a $100,000 liability insurance policy. In Ohio, if you own one, you pay for it. If people want to waste their money on one, go ahead, but if that dog ever even comes close to threatening me, my family, or my friends, it's going to die.

Seriously? Is this true? There's a liability minimum for a breed of dog but an unstable jailbird can have 1 percent of the whole world's Bengal tiger population on his property?

I don't believe that's true. I refuse to believe it.

Ooh! And apparently the dog had just been attacked by another dog, too, so it was REALLY in defensive mode!

FTA: "Burnley magistrates were told that the incident happened on a hot day in July after Holmes's uncle Paul Ashworth had taken Diesel for a walk during which it was attacked by another dog..."

"'The only explanation I can think of is that Joseph touched him where he had been bitten and that it was a roasting hot day and he'd been fed beer.'"

I think I'm going to go with "all of the above" on this one. And I still blame the humans. If the dog had just been attacked and was hot, he should have been taken care of on both counts, and he certainly shouldn't have just been around kids while being wounded.

Oddly enough, because of the whole dog fighting thing, human aggression has for the most part been bred out of these breeds. Fighters want them to fight other dogs-- not the handlers-- so if they get a dog that shows the slightest bit of human aggression they'll kill it and it's puppies. But if something is wrong, like in this scenario, any breed is going to attack. Of course the smaller breeds are more likely to bite, but you won't have people complaining about attacks by miniature dachshunds and teacup chihuahuas.

CasperImproved: A "peekepoo"?

And he almost blinded/took your life....

I said I almost lost an eye and had a worse injury than this kid. I didn't almost die. I was also five-years-old.

And it was a girl dog, too.

Joseph's mother Carolann Dickson, 43, said: 'I think it's disgusting that the dog won't be put down after everything we've been through.

I think your face is disgusting.
BOOM!

ole prophet: Give me a baseball bat and a Pit during 99.9% of home invasions and I will show you a house hold that doesn't need a gun.

I think we'd much more likely see an ITG and his dog get shot by gang bangers.

numbone: nativefloridian Quote 2011-10-23 09:48:00 PM
The Madd Mann:

Also, when I was a kid, I walked up and tried to grab a strange cat and got my arm shredded. My mom told me I was an idiot, and I was (and still am, but that's another story...). At no point did she try and claim it was the animal's fault, because it wasn't.

Same here, only replace 'arm shredded' with 'almost scratched my eye out'.

Reminded me of one of my favorite Mark Twain quotes, "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way."

You made me involuntarily snort as I had never heard that quote. When I was ten, I picked up a feral sleeping kitten in my winter cold garage, that was sincerely a learning lesson. Six inch kitty made short work of a ten year old that thought he was smart. Claw glued to my arm, I couldn't even fling him off.

Lucky for him I did take it as a lesson learned, and not a reason to exact revenge. I've never picked up a wild critter since.

If it drinks Stella, it's probably a biatch.

supayoda: CasperImproved: A "peekepoo"?

And he almost blinded/took your life....

I said I almost lost an eye and had a worse injury than this kid. I didn't almost die. I was also five-years-old.

And it was a girl dog, too.

Thanks for the followup snerk. I was just funnin' you. And you have to agree that the imagined picture of your predicament is pretty funny.

This is the injury:



See that little nick above his right eye? That's the horrible, disfiguring injury he got. Like I said... I got worse from my grandmother's little fashion accessory of a dog when I was five. (She'd also had a history of biting small children, btw.)

Now this being said, I've seen some horrible injuries from large dog bites. This just isn't one of them. You can Google "dog attack child" and find some pretty gruesome ones.

seadoo2006: It's okay, I'd just shoot that damn dog. If it bites, it dies. Either the state can do it, or I. This is why dogs like this breed are BANNED in my city and in the state of Ohio, owners are required to hold a $100,000 liability insurance policy. In Ohio, if you own one, you pay for it. If people want to waste their money on one, go ahead, but if that dog ever even comes close to threatening me, my family, or my friends, it's going to die.

I assume your point was to prove that dogs are smarter than the people of Ohio. Good job sir.

CasperImproved: Thanks for the followup snerk. I was just funnin' you. And you have to agree that the imagined picture of your predicament is pretty funny.

Well hell yeah, it's a funny story. Mind you, it wasn't funny at the time, but it's funny as hell to tell folks these days.

And I'm always happy to provide more snerk.

misanthropic1: ole prophet: Give me a baseball bat and a Pit during 99.9% of home invasions and I will show you a house hold that doesn't need a gun.

I think we'd much more likely see an ITG and his dog get shot by gang bangers.

Nope, because I don't "bling" my shiat out and it is going to take a lot more than two incorrectly held shots to put the dog down...by that time the kid and wife are safe and you better pray to your God (I'm an atheist) I used the bat, cause I'm a sick fark.

flahorsegirl: Here is the thing. I own one, and do not allow her around children, period. We have put in tons of time training her, and she is good, yet, I will still not allow young kids near her.

Why? The same reason I do not allow little kids next to my well behaved stallion, that's why.

I'm not quite that strict. I will allow my child around dogs and my dog around children, but only if heavily supervised. Kids can do all manner of things that will set any dog off. Even my sweet little terrier mix that wouldn't hurt a fly I'm sure would snap if you poked her in the eyes enough times.

CasperImproved: zvoidx: [img41.imageshack.us image 224x308]

Serious... You stole my thunder... I was pondering the string of events.. Not like the dog was a street cur, hot like the car scene on Cujo. He did desire thirst slacking, etc., but Stella would not have been my first choice

You took the cheap way out with a crappy pic.

/seriously, add more value.
//One of my favorite plays.

u mad, bro?