Translation: 'Why aren't more people looking at me?'

Movie sucked and it was barely promoted.

Everyone is write and no one did a good job.

Mugato: GAT_00: Mugato: Just be a good girl and fark your director.

She's married to him.

Well scratch that then.

No, that's what I meant. She was married to most of her directors.

Thats it. I'm not gonna be a brain surgeon, double naught spy, or fry cook, Movie director, thats what I'll be.

never heard of it.

Shut up and show us your snatch

Lack of marketing is not the problem.
Milla is beautiful.
I'll watch it when it comes to FX.

themuze

Movie sucked and it was barely promoted.

Everyone is write and no one did a good job.


Don't be so homophonic.

In all fairness, they do mispronounce her name as well.

timujin: And why the fark did they decide to go with "oh, and what if there was a girl musketeer?"

And she has to look like a video game character.

No promotion?
If I hear "The classic story remade for a new generation" one more time I'll drive a van full of fertilizer into Summit Entertainment's headquarters.

I saw a lot of commercials for it. I think people had the same reaction I did, "I'm not paying money to see that."

nursetim: I saw a lot of commercials for it. I think people had the same reaction I did, "I'm not paying money to see that."

Exactly...my thought every time I see the commercials (and there have been many) is "no thanks."

Why do we need yet ANOTHER Three Musketeers movie? Seriously, the book was great, but if you're going to do an unnecessary remake, try to make it not look like a moronic piece of shiat that appears to have nothing to do with the original story.

Was it just an excuse to sell "sexy musketeer" Halloween costumes? You can do that without making a movie.

Better yet, make it a video game. It looks like that's what the movie is trying to be anyway.

TravisBickle62: Shut up and show us your snatch

There's a frame or two of it in the first Resident Evil. I'd like to thank Michelle Rodriguez for pointing that out...

It looks like Sherlock Holmes crashed into Pirates of the Caribbean with all of the good actors falling overboard.

timujin: Yeah, Mila, I know about it. It looks like a giant steaming pile of shiat. Why is someone making yet another Three Musketeers movie? And why the fark did they decide to go with "oh, and what if there was a girl musketeer?"

It doesn't look like a "fun family film," unless your idea of fun is lobotomizing your kids.

Hmm, I think we'll be seeing it twice then.

Foxxinnia

If I hear "The classic story remade for a new generation" one more time I'll drive a van full of fertilizer into Summit Entertainment's headquarters.


They seem to be creating enough fertilizer on their own.

nursetim: I saw a lot of commercials for it. I think people had the same reaction I did, "I'm not paying money to see that."

Pretty much. When I saw the trailer the first time, I was kinda on the fence about it. I mean, it looked dumb, but it also looked pretty, and Orlando Bloom makes for decent eye candy...and then I saw the airborne sailing ship.

Foxxinnia: No promotion?
If I hear "The classic story remade for a new generation" one more time I'll drive a van full of fertilizer into Summit Entertainment's headquarters.

But don't you understand? It was a classic story remade for a new generation.

/let me know so that I can short the stock.

lohphat: D'Artagnan mooltipass!

Thanks. I just blew iced coffee out of my nose.

I have to admit I've seen exactly zero commercials for this movie. The only reason I even know it exists is because there was an article in Entertainment Weekly about how bad it was.

Also, "Death Race" and "Resident Evil" are both playing on cable right now, so I'm getting a kick, etc.

TravisBickle62: Shut up and show us your snatch

GIS "Milla Jovovich Purple"

You're welcome.

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: TravisBickle62: Shut up and show us your snatch

GIS "Milla Jovovich Purple"

You're welcome.

That also showed off her criminally under-appreciated ass.

I saw commercials for it, Milla. However, I didn't notice you were in them.

Which is good, because my only reaction to the commercials was something about how I'm avoiding that movie like it's the plague.

Doran: I saw commercials for it, Milla. However, I didn't notice you were in them.

Which is good, because my only reaction to the commercials was something about how I'm avoiding that movie like it's the plague.

Yea...it looked like a generic film. Nothing that would make people go out of their way to see it.

With all the social media, texting, email etc. available to us these days we know pretty quickly if a movie stinks or not.

If she's upset about the marketing I can only think that she realized word of mouth would let everyone know it was a steaming pile & they wouldn't get the first day "Wow, that was NOTHING like I was expecting" group.

I'm not saying that that movie is bad, because I have never seen it. I just think that it was unnecessary. You see after David Hasselhoff and Cheech Marin made their glorious update of the 3 Musketeers genre called the Ring of the Musketeers I felt that perfection could never be improved upon and there was no need to ever have another 3 Musketeers movie ever. In fact the film was so great that they should have stop even making the 3 Musketeers candy bar because it is a insult for anything to even share the same name as David Hasselhoff and Cheech Marin's glorious movie. If I could dig up the corpse of Alexandre Dumas and reanimate it, I would immedietly show him the Ring of the Musketeers, and then I would have to bury him again because his head would have exploded at seeing the awesomeness of that movie.

timujin: Yeah, Mila, I know about it. It looks like a giant steaming pile of shiat. Why is someone making yet another Three Musketeers movie? And why the fark did they decide to go with "oh, and what if there was a girl musketeer?"

It doesn't look like a "fun family film," unless your idea of fun is lobotomizing your kids.

bears repeating

When I first saw that there was going to be a girl musketeer, I rolled my eyes. When are we going to mature enough so we don't need token females in everything?

When I saw that female was going to be Milla Jovovich, my eyes popped out of my head, rolled out of my room, and I had to chase them down the street.

\I'm the guy sick of Milla Jovovich's shiat.

This is coming from someone who liked Ultraviolet. So I admit that I have absolutely no taste in film.

This movie looked like it was going to suck from the 1st teaser.

Sorry Milla. You are gorgeous, I'd kill to give you the 3 mins of disappointment that only I can muster. But, this one looked like crap from day 1.

Hoban Washburne: Virtual Pariah: I'd kill to give you the 3 mins of disappointment that only I can muster.

Stop showing off.



You're right.
I don't have the stomach for killing.

Maybe a good purple nurple or something....

LoneWolf343: When I first saw that there was going to be a girl musketeer, I rolled my eyes. When are we going to mature enough so we don't need token females in everything?


I haven't seen the movie, but the character she's playing, Milady de Winter, is in the book.

Of course in the book she's not, like, a ninja, or whatever.

Jean d'Arctagnanovich de Winter

I know about this movie because I saw ads for it and it made me howl with outrage. Literally. WTF people? You need to put this much bullshiat into an old classic? Argh.

Paul W.S. Anderson has a reputation for bad movies, just my opinion. Haven't liked anything since Event Horizon

andino: LoneWolf343: When I first saw that there was going to be a girl musketeer, I rolled my eyes. When are we going to mature enough so we don't need token females in everything?


I haven't seen the movie, but the character she's playing, Milady de Winter, is in the book.

Of course in the book she's not, like, a ninja, or whatever.

...I need to read this book sometime.

Milla Jovovich still sucks, though.